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heathercho said:
Penis Havers of KF: Do you want your ballsack fingered? Limited time offer.

Why not just finger their ass and get to their prostate? They're gayboys, they should enjoy an assfingering.
TBH, that VICE article reminds me of when Jack McClellan, the pedo, had a website instructing other pedos on how to best perv and molest little girls. Really informative, even had best perving spots at parks. If Jack still had his website, I am certain that VICE would be a

@MetalParakeet IRL name or online name?
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heathercho said:
Penis Havers of KF: Do you want your ballsack fingered? Limited time offer.

Why not just finger their ass and get to their prostate? They're gayboys, they should enjoy an assfingering.
TBH, that VICE article reminds me of when Jack McClellan, the pedo, had a website instructing other pedos on how to best perv and molest little girls. Really informative, even had best perving spots at parks. If Jack still had his website, I am certain that VICE would be all over that.
I can see the headline now ; "Hear us out, Jack McClellan's pedophile site is incredible. 20 reasons why online pedophilia is healthy."



Jake Alley, Brianna Wu (tho a dude) etc

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Real name. And the sad thing is that I'm not even worried about people deducing my real name by saying that, because troons tend to pick the most outrageous names.
 
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Real name. And the sad thing is that I'm not even worried about people deducing my real name by saying that, because troons tend to pick the most outrageous names.
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I have an unusual name too and there’s a troon mentioned here who picked it and I’m a little mad about it. Can’t you just be Alice like all the rest?

Why is Alice the Aiden of MTFs? Is it all because of Alice in Wonderland or something else? I get that it’s ‘hip’ right now, but it isn’t sexy...I guess I’d think there be more MTFs who go by Camilla or Sofia or something (also trendy baby names).
 
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Crunchy Leaf said:
I have an unusual name too and there’s a troon mentioned here who picked it and I’m a little mad about it. Can’t you just be Alice like all the rest?

Why is Alice the Aiden of MTFs? Is it all because of Alice in Wonderland or something else? I get that it’s ‘hip’ right now, but it isn’t sexy...I guess I’d think there be more MTFs who go by Camilla or Sofia or something (also trendy baby names).
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We could make a drinking game out of the most common Troon names.

Stripper name or troon? Get a shot for every one you guess incorrectly
 
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Fangsofjeff said:
Sometimes closed up neovags aren't reversible. Can that happen with colon neovags? If so, does the patient just bloat up with fluid and die?

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I somehow doubt anyone stole this troon's dilators. Most likely they got lost in the Hoarder Hell home or the troon wanted to blame an external force for their lack of dilation follow-through. Like troons are wont to do.
 
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MetalParakeet said:
We could make a drinking game out of the most common Troon names.

Stripper name or troon? Get a shot for every one you guess incorrectly
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Places AGPs get their troon names from:
  • Video game characters
  • Their DnD self-inserts
  • Anime
  • Women they stalked in high school or college (this is where are the Kates come from)
  • Porn
This results in slutty names typical only of women 10-20 years younger than them. I.e. Penny, Chelsea, Kitty, Emma.

Places fakebois get their names from:
  • Video game characters
  • Their DnD self inserts
  • Yaoi
  • Musicals
  • Characters in slash ships
This results in dorky names typical of men 200 years older than them. I.e. Oliver, Julian, Edward, Sebastian.
 
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That poor fucking dog.
 
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Bani said:
Places AGPs get their troon names from:
  • Video game characters
  • Their DnD self-inserts
  • Anime
  • Women they stalked in high school or college (this is where are the Kates come from)
  • Porn
This results in slutty names typical only of women 10-20 years younger than them. I.e. Penny, Chelsea, Kitty, Emma.

Places fakebois get their names from:
  • Video game characters
  • Their DnD self inserts
  • Yaoi
  • Musicals
  • Characters in slash ships
This results in dorky names typical of men 200 years older than them. I.e. Oliver, Julian, Edward, Sebastian.
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I agree, but I also want to add they clearly have a preference for names that are currently popular on babies birthed by upper middle class white women. Oliver definitely fits.

Also, don’t be fooled, if you see an FTM who goes by Dave and think oh wow, a normal name, they 100% named themselves after a Homestuck character.
 
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Bani said:
Places AGPs get their troon names from:
  • Video game characters
  • Their DnD self-inserts
  • Anime
  • Women they stalked in high school or college (this is where are the Kates come from)
  • Porn
This results in slutty names typical only of women 10-20 years younger than them. I.e. Penny, Chelsea, Kitty, Emma.
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You forgot the following:
  • Pulp romance novels
  • Strippers (especially if the troon has a background in the military)
 
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Crunchy Leaf said:
I have an unusual name too and there’s a troon mentioned here who picked it and I’m a little mad about it. Can’t you just be Alice like all the rest?

Why is Alice the Aiden of MTFs? Is it all because of Alice in Wonderland or something else? I get that it’s ‘hip’ right now, but it isn’t sexy...I guess I’d think there be more MTFs who go by Camilla or Sofia or something (also trendy baby names).
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Maybe it comes from this queen.

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Bani said:
Places AGPs get their troon names from:
  • Video game characters
  • Their DnD self-inserts
  • Anime
  • Women they stalked in high school or college (this is where are the Kates come from)
  • Porn
This results in slutty names typical only of women 10-20 years younger than them. I.e. Penny, Chelsea, Kitty, Emma.

Places fakebois get their names from:
  • Video game characters
  • Their DnD self inserts
  • Yaoi
  • Musicals
  • Characters in slash ships
This results in dorky names typical of men 200 years older than them. I.e. Oliver, Julian, Edward, Sebastian.
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Add "Kai" to the list for FTMs, I've spotted half a dozen on Twitter alone.
 
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What do these dudes see when they look in the mirror? Why don't they know they look clownishly terrible? Why do so many Libfem chicks kiss their asses and encourage them?

Please make it stop. It's a cavalcade of horror.
 
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