Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[Adamska]

I'm still trying to figure out the point. My father liked his basically burnt. Does that mean he was bad?
And minimike with the mini font = lol

It's literally trying as hard as possible to find something that can stick it seems; this is Mini Mike using his corporate planning to try and find a way to market his unlikeable and (genuinely) misogynistic ass.

He also seems to be trying to take this into conventions, which is NOT what you fucking want to do if you want voters to be geared up since the slapfights can and will drop interest. Especially when it's clear that someone was done dirty.

In short, he learned nothing and apparently can't understand the human brain.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's literally trying as hard as possible to find something that can stick it seems; this is Mini Mike using his corporate planning to try and find a way to market his unlikeable and (genuinely) misogynistic ass.

He also seems to be trying to take this into conventions, which is NOT what you fucking want to do if you want voters to be geared up since the slapfights can and will drop interest. Especially when it's clear that someone was done dirty.

In short, he learned nothing and apparently can't understand the human brain.

It doesn't help Mike basically embodies all of the things Trump has been accused of but it's actually accurate for Bloomberg.

Plus given his personality and how he ran NYC in his later years that is going to kill him.

Bloomberg literally comes across as a billionaire trying to buy the presidency while at least Trump looks like he cares given he has policies while Bloomberg's campaign is mostly reactive and nothing that would excite people anymore than the average democrat.

 

[Adamska]

It doesn't help Mike basically embodies all of the things Trump has been accused of but it's actually accurate for Bloomberg.

Plus given his personality and how he ran NYC in his later years that is going to kill him.

Bloomberg literally comes across as a billionaire trying to buy the presidency while at least Trump looks like he cares given he has policies while Bloomberg's campaign is mostly reactive and nothing that would excite people anymore than the average democrat.

I keep forgetting this guy also ran as a Republican and was utterly forgettable to shit at some point, meaning he swapped parties only because of he holds a childish grudge and is a child sized manlet.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I think Bloomberg is getting all of his advice on what "middle America" and conservative voters think and care about from people almost as old as himself who are incredibly out of touch and yet are paid to browse social media for a living. So they see meme posts and joke threads about the horrors of cooking steak well done and they think "Gosh this certainly seems to be a big issue we should act on this, this is apparently a big deal for a lot of these red meat eating hicks."

 

[AprilRains]

It's going to be hilarious to watch Bloomberg crash and burn because he is trying so hard to be like Trump but pulling it in a party that doesn't like him.

Isn't that how Trump started out? A lot of people may have liked him, but his party sure didn't, and to some extent still doesn't.

 

[Jarolleon]

I think Bloomberg is getting all of his advice on what "middle America" and conservative voters think and care about from people almost as old as himself who are incredibly out of touch and yet are paid to browse social media for a living. So they see meme posts and joke threads about the horrors of cooking steak well done and they think "Gosh this certainly seems to be a big issue we should act on this, this is apparently a big deal for a lot of these red meat eating hicks."

A couple days ago I heard the CBC saying that the bizarre non-memes are 4D chess to get people talking about Bloomberg. They think he knows he can't meme, so he's making fun of himself for it in hopes that its endearing to some people. It was surreal hearing them talk about Bloomberg like 2016 /pol/ would talk about Trump.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Isn't that how Trump started out? A lot of people may have liked him, but his party sure didn't, and to some extent still doesn't.

Yes but the difference is, Bloomberg has nothing attractive about him as his policies are standard for a democrat and his personality is just being a billionaire.

Doesn't help that Bloomberg has no charisma whatsoever to make him stand out.

Trump on the other hand at least has policies that were issues that the party didn't talk about and is a charismatic funny man while Bloomberg is basically just "Trump Lite" to the democrats.

If Bloomberg somehow becomes president in the 2020 election, I'll eat my words.

 

[It's HK-47]

Well, buckle up. I guess we're going into Turbo Warp-Drive crazy for this election. You had four years to form a plan and learn from your mistakes and you wasted every single second of it. You're gonna' get the election that you deserve; you've earned it.

 

[Adamska]

Isn't that how Trump started out? A lot of people may have liked him, but his party sure didn't, and to some extent still doesn't.

Yeah, but this guy is just a short tempered and forgettable suit. I keep confusing his shitty business with Forbes, since I barely remember what his business does. Something something financial from what I remember.

He's fucked even with his name trawling IMO.

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Well, buckle up. I guess we're going into Turbo Warp-Drive crazy for this election. You had four years to form a plan and learn from your mistakes and you wasted every single second of it. You're gonna' get the election that you deserve; you've earned it.

Amusing; they're admitting to being conspiracy theorists given how decisively gutted this horseshit is. I sincerely hope that upon their next pathetic attempt to Impreeeech they get fucking censured for wasting our time.

 

[Harvey Danger]

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Well, buckle up. I guess we're going into Turbo Warp-Drive crazy for this election. You had four years to form a plan and learn from your mistakes and you wasted every single second of it. You're gonna' get the election that you deserve; you've earned it.

Did neither of them see that State of the Union clip where Trump bashed socialism, and the camera jump cut to Bernie looking sour?

What's the point of being gotcha-driven media shills if you don't consume your own clickbait media stories?

 

[Shaka Brah]

I'm still trying to figure out the point. My father liked his basically burnt. Does that mean he was bad?
And minimike with the mini font = lol

Honestly Trump liking well done steak made him more likable to me. I cook all my meat well done because I like the flavor. The fact that he's so open about it when it seems uncultured or whatever makes him more normal.

 

[It's HK-47]

Did neither of them see that State of the Union clip where Trump bashed socialism, and the camera jump cut to Bernie looking sour?

What's the point of being gotcha-driven media shills if you don't consume your own clickbait media stories?

Bannon warned them explicitly that if you gave Trump four years, he'd snap the media's back and leave them broken at the side of the road and that "Everything is just going to get worse for them." That was all the way back in February of 2017. We've only got one year left, and I gotta' say, the old-school, establishment media isn't looking so good, and now they're trying to wind up the same, massive punch that nearly broke their necks the last time they tried to swing it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Did neither of them see that State of the Union clip where Trump bashed socialism, and the camera jump cut to Bernie looking sour?

What's the point of being gotcha-driven media shills if you don't consume your own clickbait media stories?

He was there right? Or was it his body double?

Bernie Sanders Skipped the State of the Union to Spend Time with His Supporters

If you couldn't find Bernie Sanders during the SOTU, that's because he skipped this evening's State of the Union for his own rally and response later.

heavy.com

 

[Cosmug]

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It's over. Trump will never recover from this.

We’re all missing the obvious opportunity here. Get an extra five thousand a month for being one of Bloomberg’s rental friends churning out burnt steak memes, maybe convince him to do the Fortnite default dance for an ad, then in November vote for who you were going to anyway.
In the hood we call that a hustle. (Note: I’ve lived near cows my whole life and have never been to the hood.)

 

[Pickle Dick]

oh look what's "trending" on twitter now!

 

[Robert James]

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It's over. Trump will never recover from this.

Well shit, I guess I can't vote for Trump now but mike isn't even cooking it the right way. Call me an eletist for saying this but any steak over 50$ you're going to want rare or blue. Considering what type of stakes Trump and Mike eat there both fucking insults to the cut of meat, it's just one can appeal to the average american and the second is someone mike Bloomberg hired trying to sound sophisticated. I mean you could of done the word play Trump eats burnt steak Mike likes his blue.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

oh look what's "trending" on twitter now!
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Yo is Pewds back??

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Well shit, I guess I can't vote for Trump now but mike isn't even cooking it the right way. Call me an eletist for saying this but any steak over 50$ you're going to want rare or blue. Considering what type of stakes Trump and Mike eat there both fucking insults to the cut of meat, it's just one can appeal to the average american and the second is someone mike Bloomberg hired trying to sound sophisticated. I mean you could of done the word play Trump eats burnt steak Mike likes his blue.

He probably does eat the steaks rare but doesn't want to do anything to remind people of him eating raw flesh considering how likely it is that he eats babies.



Definite baby eater here.

 

[Jub-Jub]

Literally no voters would care about this, and it's not even a meme because there's no joke.

I don't think Bloomberg cares. It's all to get his name in front of people as much as possible so that they are more likely to pull the lever for him.

oh look what's "trending" on twitter now!
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Gonna go out on a limb and guess they aren't talking about this story
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...d396a6-54bd-11ea-929a-64efa7482a77_story.html
(http://archive.li/QT9oV)

 

[No. 7 cat]

Bloomberg is right on one matter. Steak should be eaten rare.