Twitter 2/22 - Chris on seeing his dad naked

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[TrippinKahlua]

No one needed to know that, Chris.

 

[Tikbalang]

Mine was crooked, his was stretchable

 

[The Fool]

I thought he was sexually attracted to his parents and considered having an Odepus complex normal?

Which is it, Chris?

 

[Raiken]

Reminds me of another autistic guy who worked at my job who said a similar thing.
All we could say was "Why would you say that".

 

[Taco Bell Chihuahua]

“Some” plural. He went back for seconds. Oof.

 

[Tikbalang]

I thought he was sexually attracted to his parents and considered having an Odepus complex normal?

Which is it, Chris?

He's bisexual, remember?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Tikbalang]

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I guess locked up in a toy-filled room and the grade school incident is less worse

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Thanks for sharing, Chris.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Seriously Chris? At least tell us how big he was!

 

[Fleasburger]

Shit. He probably sees his own dick and thinks about his dad. Maybe that's why he wants it chopped off and get a taint so much. For him to reply so fast to that tweet, sounds like he still thinks of that moment. Horrifying.

 

[admiral]

This gives a new dimension to all the phallic imagery and father complexes in Sonichu.

 

[The Last Stand]

The Internet Lumberjack haunts our dreams now.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The only thing off limits in the Chandler household? Sanity.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I can't see how just seeing your dad's (presumably flacid) dong is worse than seeing him banging mom

 

[Haesindang Park]

Gotta keep it TRUE and HONEST right?

 

[Spedestrian]

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Chris admitting he'd rather look at his own dad's dick than read posts from "Haters"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Bet he was grossed out because he was secretly aroused.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Kra-Kow!

I thought he was sexually attracted to his parents and considered having an Odepus complex normal?

Which is it, Chris?

In fairness to Chris, I very much doubt that he has full-on incestuous desires. He had a sexual dream about his mother once. People dream about all sorts of freaky shit. His mistake was to volunteer the information and then wonder why people were suddenly pointing and laughing at him more than usual.

What does interest me is that, if any of what Chris is saying here is true, then it certainly could point towards a possible cause for his fear and loathing of pickles.