Twitter 2/22 - Chris on seeing his dad naked

[Hogar Grupal]

Aaah, good-ole "trauma-drama", I haven't heard that one in a long time. Years ago it looked like it was going to become a recurring CWC-ism, but he dropped it.

He could make a weekly YouTube series with that name, but well, you know...

Its also entirely possible this is bullshit. I don’t know Bob beyond what everybody else knows, but I DO know Chris is a liar. It just seems like if this was such a formative traumatic experience for him, he would made some hint of it before. Instead of just letting it all hang out(kra-kow!) in some random , unsolicited twitter response.


True or not, for fuck sake, that’s your dead father. Have some fucking respect you dipshit.

We're talking about the same guy who scoffed at his father's idea a few years after his death while reading an endearing letter Bob left him. Of course he's not going to show respect ironically because Bob (mainly Barb) didn't teach him any.

 

[Spergichu]

I really don't get why he wants to share this. Does he legitimately think people want to know what clothes Bob slept in? Does he think this will make him cool talking about seeing Bob's dick as a kid? I know this isn't something new with Chris but it still confuses me to no end.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I really don't get why he wants to share this. Does he legitimately think people want to know what clothes Bob slept in? Does he think this will make him cool talking about seeing Bob's dick as a kid? I know this isn't something new with Chris but it still confuses me to no end.

I think he’s trying to be empathetic to some person he follows on Twitter. Sort of like “hey that sucks but check out this thing happened to me as a kid.” Empathetic indeed.

 

[JULAY]

I really don't get why he wants to share this. Does he legitimately think people want to know what clothes Bob slept in? Does he think this will make him cool talking about seeing Bob's dick as a kid? I know this isn't something new with Chris but it still confuses me to no end.

He's an idiot who has no sense of social propriety.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

This is going to come to ahead when Chris does a live stream with Barb, and she ends up confirming it.

 

[0 0]

Thanks Chris, very (not) cool!

You beat me to it, so I'll step mine up:

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

This is going to come to ahead when Chris does a live stream with Barb, and she ends up confirming it.

I want Barb to tell us about how good Bob was in bed. Was he a pleaser?

 

[ForgedBlades]

 

[stets]

I think it’s fair to say that everyone in the sub forum has had exceptionally deviant sexual fantasies about Bob at some point.

 

[idosometimes]

This is the one detail of Bob's life that they left out of his obituary.

What does interest me is that, if any of what Chris is saying here is true, then it certainly could point towards a possible cause for his fear and loathing of pickles.

Chris has autism. He hates ducks because he does not understand anything. People in school called him the dreaded "f-word". He is stupid and his brain is broken so he had to concentrate on pickle = bad to avoid being a fag. This is the guy who stared at a poster to "stay straight." He did not know how to deal with his feelings regarding nice thick wieners. Or possibly he did not know what he was supposed to feel.

That was when he was most normal. Now he has no chance.

I think he’s trying to be empathetic to some person he follows on Twitter. Sort of like “hey that sucks but check out this thing happened to me as a kid.” Empathetic indeed.

He wants some attention. Autism's fault again. He does not know how to bring up anything to involve himself without coming off as a weirdo. It is not even that bad.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It’s funny to imagine Bob Donald Duck-ing around the house. His pendulous old man balls swinging around.

 

[Childe]

Tweeting about seeing your dead father’s member to a random kid on twitter is such a Chris thing to do. He just cannot keep his personal anecdotes to himself. Godspeed to that OPs twitter notifications.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Its also entirely possible this is bullshit. I don’t know Bob beyond what everybody else knows, but I DO know Chris is a liar. It just seems like if this was such a formative traumatic experience for him, he would made some hint of it before. Instead of just letting it all hang out(kra-kow!) in some random , unsolicited twitter response.


True or not, for fuck sake, that’s your dead father. Have some fucking respect you dipshit.

I think he’s trying to be empathetic to some person he follows on Twitter. Sort of like “hey that sucks but check out this thing happened to me as a kid.” Empathetic indeed.

This is why people who claim Chris should work in a school as a janitor around children should keep their mouths closed.

You know how vulgar young children are toward eachother. All it takes is one kid telling another kid, "Hey you suck your dad's dick". Chris would swoopp in with a mop in one hand and another on his head and say, "It's alright, I sucked my dad's dick too. It's nothing to worry about." -Empathy Achievement Unlocked

 

[GermanPotato]

"It's alright, I sucked my dad's dick too. It's nothing to worry about."

I knew the babysitter story for Chris "trauma" back then was fishy.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Did Chris just learn about semicolons?

 

[DoodleBerry]

Dude, if he KNEW how his dad slept commando, why keep running in the bedroom?!

 

[Metatarsupial]

Dude, if he KNEW how his dad slept commando, why keep running in the bedroom?!

There's probably more than one reason why Chris always wet his bed.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

“I can top that”
What an asshole.

 

[Quixotic Son]

It’s funny to imagine Bob Donald Duck-ing around the house. His pendulous old man balls swinging around.

Probably hit poor Chris in the face. No wonder he hates his own

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Dude, if he KNEW how his dad slept commando, why keep running in the bedroom?!

He was craving the lumberjack's log.