Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Rudy Russo]

Outside China via Johns Hopkins

1714 infected / 17 Dead / 187 recovered

 

[Uranus Pink]

That critically endangered salamander is fucked. Much like the pangolins, they might get hunted to extinction for the sake of revenge. Poor things will be blamed even though they don't just jump into people's mouths willingly.


A lot of mangaka are otaku themselves. Be careful what you wish for.

I am not wishing for anything, read enough myths, legends, and folktales to know how they almost universally end badly for the wisher. Plus Corona-Chan is practicing the Texas Two Step at Lackland waiting for inevitable dumbass to let her loose on the town.

Hate to ask the farm, but is there Texan equivalent to Ram Ranch? Would like to know which way to run from it when I hear it.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Italians on 4chan are claiming martial law gone into effect.

/pol/ - HAPPENING CORONAVIRUS IN ITALY - Politically Incorrect - 4chan

HAPPENING CORONAVIRUS IN ITALY - "/pol/ - Politically Incorrect" is 4chan's board for discussing and debating politics and current events.

boards.4chan.org

Can we get any confirmation on this?

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Corruption? In my CCP? It's more likely than you think.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I found this comment on a Reddit thread about the infection.

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Islam= immunity apparently.

Because of course sand niggers actually think diseases care about your loyalty to your god. To think there's a country literally more stupid in its handling of disease than the Chinese Communist Party. I wouldn't believe it if it weren't Muslims, even hardcore Roman Catholics understand germ theory.

 

[TheRedChair]

Update: China Uncensored.
Coronavirus: How WHO Corruption Helped It Spread 17:50 minutes 02/22/2020

Coronavirus: How WHO Corruption Helped It Spread

Rampant corruption within the United Nations World Health Organization is putting lives at risk during the deadly coronavirus outbreak from Wuhan, China. Why...

www.youtube.com

And this
China’s Coronavirus “Cure” | China Uncensored 02/21/2020

China’s Coronavirus “Cure” | China Uncensored

Go to https://surfshark.com/uncensored and use code UNCENSORED to get 83% off a 2-year plan and 1 extra month free. China has come up with a remarkable cure ...

www.youtube.com

Well holy shit. I already know about all of this but at if this time period, The WHO emblem that was plastered in this channel has "suddenly" disappeared from where it was just 14 hours ago.

Next please understand the following:

There are a few of us that have been stating that the government and media (yes Goggle you assholes) have been deliberately concealing information concerning how bad this virus is. By dumb ass greed from many governments and corporations they have put many people at risk of getting this virus for the sake of the Economic Dollar.

I strongly suggest to continue our data mining to get as much information as possible to keep us fully informed of the truth. So if we have too we can prepare for what could be happening next. With Kiwi Farms this is our greatest strength. The ability to get to the truth in a logical manner.

As for myself As I have stated before I am preparing the usual procedure of dealing with the flu. And again avoid large congregations and in my area where I live between several Chink Towns I am able to find plenty of N95 masks.

If you want to stock up on foods I go with canned and dry. You don't have to go whole hog and buy dumb assed expensive shit when 50 pounds of rice and beans can be your staple and work your meals around that. Also tubular vegetables (potatoes, carrots, sweet potatoes etc) nuts and raisins are great to store up. Tamaflu will help with the flu symptoms.

TP is always a good thing but you run out you going to have find alternative methods of wiping your ass. Weekly specials and phone books (yes they exist where I live) will do in a pinch.

Again in the US I right now do not foresee armageddon Lap Dancing in the near future. What I do see is the FULL ON REEEETARDATION of China, Almost every fucking country that deals with China, Media and big business continue to lie about how bad this is so they can continue their disconnect with the stock market.

The best thing is for us to stay calm and continue our data mining. By knowing the truth we protect ourselves from the ignorance of the many, the shit monkeys in government and the greed of the corporations.

Data Mining for the truth will keep us informed and safe.

 

[Homo Demens]

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Corruption? In my CCP? It's more likely than you think.

Let's see:
Cai Jie
CPC
CCP
China
Corona
Corruption

That's a lot of fucking C's.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

In early 2008, I had a hunch that the market was going to tank later in the year--just looking around I couldn't conceive of how it couldn't; things were just insane. So by June, I had liquidated everything, which wasn't a huge amount, but back then it seemed so. Then October came, and between October 2008 and March 2009 I put every last goddamned dime I could scrounge up into dreadnought, blue-chip, dividend-paying stocks, all at fire-sale prices.

That strategy, over the following 11 years, has paid off handsomely. Really handsomely. My ass is covered, there.

God I wish I were a stock market genius.

 

[HumanHive]

I am not wishing for anything, read enough myths, legends, and folktales to know how they almost universally end badly for the wisher. Plus Corona-Chan is practicing the Texas Two Step at Lackland waiting for inevitable dumbass to let her loose on the town.

Hate to ask the farm, but is there Texan equivalent to Ram Ranch? Would like to know which way to run from it when I hear it.

What would a "I hope coronavirus kill all x" monkey's paw look like? They get replaced with something worse, or their tragic death inspires a boom in their population several years hence?

 

[simulated goat]

God I wish I were a stock market genius.

Me too. I really still kick myself for not buying bitcoin back when one was something like $35 each and I had the money and opportunity to do it. Oh well, battles are fought with what you have, not what you wish you had. I am out of the city and have family around me, it's all that matters.

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

I found this comment on a Reddit thread about the infection.

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Islam= immunity apparently.

You'd be surprised how fucking retarded the terrorists get. *They still think salty water and sweet water don't mix.* I'm not fucking kidding here, that shit's in the quran and you'd be surprised how many muslims will not just defend it but even try to use it as evidence of their scripture's divine wisdom. And there's so many muslim creatards even here in europe... it's a fucking mess. I swear I heard that shit from the first time when debating a moroccan migrant on creationism and I just burst out laughing 'cause we were literally in a coastal province with plenty of rivers it was like "wanna take a trip and fucking check that shit?!" Like... even discounting where he migrated to Morocco is almost all coast and has multiple rivers how have people not bloody gotten the memmo where those end up?! I'll never understand this shit I swear. It just makes no sense. Point is: don't expect proper medical knowledge from people who have yet to grasp that if you put a well too close to the coast and take too much water from it it'll start getting progressively saltier. Even though they live in the fucking coast.

There are not enough thunk emojis in the world for me to use as I ponder what possible reason Russia would have to spread misinformation about Corona virus.



Now that is a very ominous statistic. Out of 57 cases, 18 require intensive hospitalization? That is 32%.

I can believe the russian bots doing that. Because indeed russia has a ton of bots, cause of their lax legislation. Saying that this is a coordinated russian attack is dumb as shit though, those bots are sold to the best bidder, they're cheap too, the russian gov ain't checking shit when it comes to them it could be anyone using them. If I had to guess I'd say some middle chinese official trying to spread that shit like they keep doing on weibo but to the rest of the world. A failure to, I haven't even noticed the bots yet and I'm one antisocial sonovabitch so your average internet user probably literally didn't even see the fucking posts.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we start seeing wacko religious people of any religion doing the "pray it away" thing or some kind of martyr thing if someone gets ill. There are some weird religious people who aren't very smart about infections or serious health issues.

Here in spain we had from franco's time some Opus Dei wackos that literally think all medicine is evil and if you die of disease that's 'cause god wanted you to. They are an extreme minority even amongst radical christians though, basically they're to spain what scientologists are to murica, nothing on the scale of goatfucker shitheadedness, still I do wonder what other denominations of coocoo are out there.

Spoiler: big if true

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"Very high chance of mutating into a very lethal version"? Yeah this fuckhead saw one too many horror flicks. Shit doesn't work that way. It needs an explanation as to how and from what we know there is none. Also "will mutate if it infects bats from wherever he said" ITS A VIRUS ITS NOT THE FUCKING FLOOD YOU CAN'T JUST PREDICT HOW IT'LL INSERT HOST DNA IF IT EVEN DOES TO BEGIN WITH. This post makes absolutely no fucking sense at all.

As for all these nice links from media all over the world, man I'm starting to get mad jelly. I tried to find any spanish news outlet or rumor chat pic I could post to add real data but all I find is rumors about how salty the catalonians are getting due to this shit and worried La Linea is getting. And both of those are for dumb reasons. Its like ww1 all over again, half the world on fire and here in the peninsula you can only find news about how much we hate each other and specially whoever is in charge at the moment (and with good reason). I'm starting to hope we get something just so I can flex those translator muscles and finally get to learning how to properly link shit!

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

You should invest in ammunition and food if anything.

I still stand by my hope that wet wipes and fast food franchise wet naps will be a viable form of currency in the coming apocalypse as per 'Book Of Eli'. I've been stockpiling that shit for a while now.

 

[Bob's Fuckass Head]

For those who have read " The Stand" too many times and would like a new plague scenario to mull over, may I suggest Stewart O'Nan's "A Prayer For the Dying", set in a 1870's Death-Trip Wisconsin where the world is burning and everyone is dropping dead from diptheria. It's a wicked little story, about 150 pages or so and the only one I've ever read that was written in second person. Not conducive to sleep, though.

I remember when my 6th grade science teacher read Richard Preston's The Hot Zone for us in class. A classroom full of preteens listened to a man read a book that included graphic depictions of hemorrhagic fever. It was awesome.

For anybody who wants to check it out, you can read it in-browser at its internet archive page. I've attached it as a .pdf below; the .epub version is a much larger file and I can't justify taking up another 5MB of dear leader's disk space for that.

Is it too early to start hanging fools?

It's never too early for a good hanging, if you ask me. Can we start with this lady?

"We were tested in Japan, and never got the results back and we made up the story that we were clear."

 

[mindlessobserver]

I remember when my 6th grade science teacher read Richard Preston's The Hot Zone for us in class. A classroom full of preteens listened to a man read a book that included graphic depictions of hemorrhagic fever. It was awesome.

For anybody who wants to check it out, you can read it in-browser at its internet archive page. I've attached it as a .pdf below; the .epub version is a much larger file and I can't justify taking up another 5MB of dear leader's disk space for that.



It's never too early for a good hanging, if you ask me. Can we start with this lady?

"We were tested in Japan, and never got the results back and we made up the story that we were clear."

Fucking boomers.

 

[Coleslaw]

A man is tied to a pole and made to wear a bra as punishment for not wearing a mask in public.

Two men who are wearing masks are beaten by five others for breaking curfew.

 

[HumanHive]

It's never too early for a good hanging, if you ask me. Can we start with this lady?

"We were tested in Japan, and never got the results back and we made up the story that we were clear."

Saw this bitch on Jim's stream. Perjury laws should apply to this kind of behavior.

 

[dopy]

God I wish I were a stock market genius.

if anyone says they're a "stock market genius," run for the hills. learn and develop your own strategies and do not deviate from them.
the current market situation is bonkers as shit because various gov'ts just keep pumping money into the market, we're at negative interest rates in europe and japan, everyone knows that the pandemic is without a doubt the trigger for our now long-overdue correction, everyone knows that manufacturing has been down for awhile now, etc etc, and yet we're floating on air. in fact i'm not even sure who this optimistic "we" is as i'm shorting the hell out of shit right now.

 

[RodgerDodger]

What the fuck is going on in the State Dept? He needs to purge every Obama and Clinton operative in that dumpster right now, especially the idiot claiming Russia is shitposting about Corona-chan. Their obsession with Russia is dangerous.

That’s the real horror here. The StateDepartment has always been like this. Going back at least to the late 19th century. They are the breeding ground of elitist assholes who think they know better than everybody else, and proceed to completely fuck everything up. It’s not Obama or Clinton or Bush holdovers. It’s an agency even more enamored of its own self importance than the FBI. If you look at the US governments worst decisions over the past century, you will find an a,armingly large amount originate with State.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A man is tied to a pole and made to wear a bra as punishment for not wearing a mask in public.
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Two men who are wearing masks are beaten by five others for breaking curfew.
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Just can't win with these guys. No mask, forced to wear a bra while tied up to a pole. Mask, get beat up because you broke curfew.

May as well just break curfew while not wearing a mask. Lose in style!

 

[Bob's Fuckass Head]

It seems that Japan's health ministry, in its wisdom, has elected not to test doctors and nurses working aboard the Diamond Princess.

NHKニュース on Twitter

“クルーズ船対応の医師や看護師は検査対象外 厚労省 #nhk_news https://t.co/qhixFtD0fG”

twitter.com

(archive)

The translation I'm being given says "Doctors and nurses on cruise ships are not subject to inspection." The article referenced in this tweet:

クルーズ船対応の医師や看護師は検査対象外 厚労省 | NHKニュース

新型コロナウイルスの集団感染が確認されたクルーズ船で、船内の業務に携わった国の職員がウイルス検査を受けていなかった問題で…

www3.nhk.or.jp

(archive)

The article lists the reason for the testing exemption:

According to the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare, the reason for the exemption was "Because medical personnel have mastered the technology to prevent infection and take sufficient measures."

(feeling a little there, aren't we Japan?)

edit: thanks to @LetThemEatCake for pointing out my goof.