Twitter 2/22 - Chris on seeing his dad naked

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By "in my youth", you wanna bet he means in his teen years?
It could literally be he’s 20s, since he’s so “young at heart”. Fuck, imagine if he’s describing a near dead bob, half dressed because barbs a lazy witch and he’s covered in bed bug bites. Chris storming into Bobs room at the crack of noon, “yeesh, put some pants on Dad! blaaach! I’m taking the Visa card off your dresser..”
 
Now hold on...

Didn't Borb sleep separately?

Or dost thine recorder needle also puncture thine balloon?
I think they stopped sleeping in the same bed at some point in the 90s, possibly when Chris and Bob went to Richmond while Barb stayed in Ruckersville so she could keep working for Dominion. They definitely didn't by the 00s when Barb kicked her hoarding into overdrive.
 
Now hold on...

Didn't Borb sleep separately?

Or dost thine recorder needle also puncture thine balloon?

From his tweet, Chris said mom and dad. So I assumed they were sleeping together when Chris was a toddler, between the ages of 4-8. It would make sense since Chris didn't talk and the only way to get his parents' attention was to go in their room.
 
Can someone please make a Photoshop mockup of this so I can have a visual reference?

Bobbie's luv surprise.jpg
 
Chris is a man who lies when he doesn't need to and tells the truth when it serves no purpose.
Yes, some people see their parents naked at some point when they're growing up. However, they don't usually share this fact. Especially not with the internet.
Quite frankly, I'm amazed that this didn't come out sooner.
How are you amazed? Chris has promised TRUE AND HONEST CONTENT since 2007!
 
so...since chris told others in the past that incest is okay, having sexual thoughts about his mother, and now seeing his father naked....I kind of starting to believe his whole family practice incest.

Don't forget the biggest red flag, he slept/cuddled with his mother up to, like, a few years ago. Hell, I don't know if he ever stopped. I vaguely recalling him saying he did, but, he's made similar claims about his dick being straight.
 
so...since chris told others in the past that incest is okay, having sexual thoughts about his mother, and now seeing his father naked....I kind of starting to believe his whole family practice incest.
Chris and his family undoubtedly had and have boundary issues. But I think that's as far as it goes.
Granted, he did defend a mother-son couple caught engaging in incest and even justified it on the grounds that the son may have had trouble socializing. Which is a level of projection that, quite frankly, is uncomfortable.
 
Chris and his family undoubtedly had and have boundary issues. But I think that's as far as it goes.
Granted, he did defend a mother-son couple caught engaging in incest and even justified it on the grounds that the son may have had trouble socializing. Which is a level of projection that, quite frankly, is uncomfortable.
i wouldnt completely rule it out. lol
 
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