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It's all meta and coaxing the AI into doing what you want it to do... shit Phil has never been good at. He'll just slam his head against the wall until the wall breaks.
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It's all meta and coaxing the AI into doing what you want it to do... shit Phil has never been good at. He'll just slam his head against the wall until the wall breaks.
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Right after the Streets of Rage 2 rage quit stream ended, evilaj did a stream of it, only dying one time in the last stage. DSP is being DSP when he says it requires two players, or an emulated version with an infinite life cheat to make it possible.
Anyways, completely aside, I kept count during Doom 2 last night. It was not easy keeping up.
72 saves, 52 deaths. In two fuckin' hours.
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Any game is "too hard" if you combine extreme laziness, stupidity, disinterest and a fundamental lack of talent. Sometimes it's surreal how he just stands in the way of enemy attacks as he mashes his own attack button and then cries about fairness when he dies.
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Holy fucking hell, what difficulty is Phil playing on? You would think he would be beginning to understand how Doom works and playing better but the game has "off camera attacks" so I guess it is just unfair.
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Just a theory, but I'd wager Phil's hearing is on its way out. When he responds to messages/donations, at times it seems like he's projecting more than he needs to for someone sitting near a microphone and talking online. Combine that and how he rarely seems to pick up audio queues (like the noises enemies make), yeah his attention span is short, but his hearing may also be going.
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He's playing on normal/medium. His main issue is he keeps saving (and loading from) the worst possible points. You'd think he'd learn from saving at 2% health with little ammo. No. This week, let's try 1% health. Anyone else, I'd say it was on purpose and fake, but not The Guy. Watching him struggle through retro games is some of the hardest I laugh at him.
BrokeACKMountain
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Straight cash homie sounds like buzzword bingo for someone desperately trying to get into Phil's pocket. In 3 words it plays right into Phil's hatred of the gays, a throwback to his harsh life growing up on the mean streets of khanetikhat, and... well... cash (obviously).
Cant wait for his evil twin, gaycheckwigger30, to show up to torment poor ol' Sidella.
Cant wait for his evil twin, gaycheckwigger30, to show up to torment poor ol' Sidella.
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DsPgaming--PRCult's members aren't my friends-|-i am authentic-|-detractors are my biggest fans
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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Saw quite a few tweets today about dark further retconning the Rambo history, now he apparently was taking a loss every time he paid Rambo but still did it anyway.
I truly believe within the next two years this Rambo lore will be how he maliciously absurd phil mentally and physically for his money and how much it put dark in the red, the way he keeps changing this story to be more and more a victim I swear he’s trying to #MeToo Rambo
I truly believe within the next two years this Rambo lore will be how he maliciously absurd phil mentally and physically for his money and how much it put dark in the red, the way he keeps changing this story to be more and more a victim I swear he’s trying to #MeToo Rambo
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I would be interested in seeing how he gets new fans, from what it looks on here, people tend to fade out or get sick of him, but he seems to have achieved a sort of equilibrium. I'd love to study the life cycle of a fan from start to finish, to see what really goes on in there. The appeal, the taper, then the revulsion. It's like eating nothing but pizza for a while. I also wonder what all his filibustering is for, does he genuinely believe that that many new people come in every stream that he has to tell them all the whole prestream spiel? Or is it more like a call center worker? Just sort of on auto pilot reading from a script he knows by heart. The construct is fascinating, I wish I knew of this a while back, to be able to watch mental illness fester like this. I mean, he has faculties, even at this point he still makes more than most people, despite his spending habits, but it just looks so... Soul wearying. Is there joy in there? Does he sincerely believe he is living the dream? It makes me think of those old organ grinder monkies that are just one snotty kid away from losing it and biting someone's face.
I genuinely hope he is happy in his marriage. Everyone deserves some happiness, and even at the doorstep of bankruptcy, his wife feels safe and secure enough to only work part time, maybe she actually like that sort of life? Phil probably let's her keep her paycheck, he strikes me as the beta but hiding in an alpha skin type. Working 24 hours a month and doing some household chores is relatively little to do for a large roof over your head, your choice of entertainment, and a partner you only have to interact with a few hours a day.
He looks so unhealthy, as someone that works in healthcare, I can literally see the future ailments creeping up on him, and his lifestyle will only compound that. He is getting perilously close to the point where lifestyle changes and exercise will no longer help. I've seen his little... Hug... Pillow... Thing that he sits on on the couch, and I've noticed his waddle in his older videos where he moved, he probably does have a back injury of some sort, but compressing the spine for the 12+ hours a day he does it has done it no favors. In his defense a car accident, even a minor one, can fuck your back up for the rest of your life. But most people... You know. Get those managed with therapy, and eventually surgery. Also, I think I read on here that he claimed to lift? His arms and chest tell a different story. His arms do that sort of flabby fat grandma arm thing. There is no muscle mass in there, so to him, lifting groceries literally is a heavy duty exercise. Which is why he announces that he does it. We all do it. It's part of the whole living thing. But I suspect that he is generally winded by the time he reaches the front door from his car. His body is literally atrophying.
Now that I've read most of the threads about him on here, I can't help but pity him. His lifestyle of path of least resistance has lead him to a point where it is collapsing on top of him. That must feel so defeating and crushing. People have committed suicide for less.
Sorry for rambling, this is all just so... Fascinating.
I genuinely hope he is happy in his marriage. Everyone deserves some happiness, and even at the doorstep of bankruptcy, his wife feels safe and secure enough to only work part time, maybe she actually like that sort of life? Phil probably let's her keep her paycheck, he strikes me as the beta but hiding in an alpha skin type. Working 24 hours a month and doing some household chores is relatively little to do for a large roof over your head, your choice of entertainment, and a partner you only have to interact with a few hours a day.
He looks so unhealthy, as someone that works in healthcare, I can literally see the future ailments creeping up on him, and his lifestyle will only compound that. He is getting perilously close to the point where lifestyle changes and exercise will no longer help. I've seen his little... Hug... Pillow... Thing that he sits on on the couch, and I've noticed his waddle in his older videos where he moved, he probably does have a back injury of some sort, but compressing the spine for the 12+ hours a day he does it has done it no favors. In his defense a car accident, even a minor one, can fuck your back up for the rest of your life. But most people... You know. Get those managed with therapy, and eventually surgery. Also, I think I read on here that he claimed to lift? His arms and chest tell a different story. His arms do that sort of flabby fat grandma arm thing. There is no muscle mass in there, so to him, lifting groceries literally is a heavy duty exercise. Which is why he announces that he does it. We all do it. It's part of the whole living thing. But I suspect that he is generally winded by the time he reaches the front door from his car. His body is literally atrophying.
Now that I've read most of the threads about him on here, I can't help but pity him. His lifestyle of path of least resistance has lead him to a point where it is collapsing on top of him. That must feel so defeating and crushing. People have committed suicide for less.
Sorry for rambling, this is all just so... Fascinating.
kiwirevolving
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Apparently asking Phil if he ever shot a gun before is too personal.
He won't tell you if he did or not, but he'll instead say that he was anti-guns up until some point in his life.
He won't tell you if he did or not, but he'll instead say that he was anti-guns up until some point in his life.
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Phil has had plenty of what makes him happy in his life, and that's the problem.
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noone deserves to be married to someone who is in $500,000 debt because he wanted to flex on an 18yr old vagina by buying a couch, tv and a condo on credit cards
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I think you're making some bad assumptions here:
1) Katherine was innocent when she got involved with Phil. She was old enough to know better (mid-20s) when Phil first made contact while Leanna was a teenager. Even a 5 minute look into DSP would have revealed nonstop e-begging which should have set off alarm bells especially when he was probably spending 4 figures to fly her out for a whole week at a time. You could say Soulmare didn't want to look a gift horse in the mouth but given her history of debt + couch surfing it's impossible for me to believe she couldn't have known.
2) She gives a shit about him. Just based on her on camera appearances and Phil's description of their relationship I feel comfortable saying that any affection he feels is unrequited and she views him as something closer to a roommate (or a mark if we go with the grifter angle).
3) This bankruptcy will hurt her. She has her own debts so her credit score is already trash and she is not co-filing on the bankruptcy or co-holder of either mortgage. I can't prove it but given her low income + Phil's paranoia I also doubt she co-signed for any of the credit cards.
2) She gives a shit about him. Just based on her on camera appearances and Phil's description of their relationship I feel comfortable saying that any affection he feels is unrequited and she views him as something closer to a roommate (or a mark if we go with the grifter angle).
3) This bankruptcy will hurt her. She has her own debts so her credit score is already trash and she is not co-filing on the bankruptcy or co-holder of either mortgage. I can't prove it but given her low income + Phil's paranoia I also doubt she co-signed for any of the credit cards.
To summarize, we are talking about someone who probably knew better and won't be badly hurt even if things go completely belly-up. The real worst case scenario for Khet is that she has to find a new mark because working full time is scary. You can say the punishment is excessive (though I don't agree) but you can't say she couldn't have known or that it's 100% unwarranted.
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I call them "bingo wings"
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phil makes it seem like his balls are in a vice, and that he's not allowed to do anything he wants to on his own
according to him he just spends his nights watching things and listening to things and that they don't do much else together
and that's making the big assumption phil isn't lying
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I think he is just too stupid/lazy to realize he needs to exercise? How has Kat not looked at him and told him to go to gym or asked him to go on a hike or something.
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he doesn't need exercise, he stumbles around the house for 20 minutes each day that's all he needs, okay?
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$500k of debt
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Maybe she has. I think she thought that Dark had some hidden social media treasure but he doesn't. I was blown away by the half a mil in debt. I can understand if it was a business thing but it's all personal debt.
I bet she feels like a dumb ass knowing that she might half some of that on her back as well.
I see a divorce in the future.
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