God I wish I were a stock market genius.
I'm not a stock market genius. Not even close. I have no finance background at all, and find most of that stuff incredibly, intensely boring. That's why my major stock purchases tend to be conservative, low-risk, safe bets. I can say what I've done that worked in a given situation, but I can't guarantee it will be a good idea for anybody else, at another time. So I don't give investment advice, because the only person I feel qualified to advise is myself.
But here's what I have going for me, as an investor: I am not prone to panicking, and generally keep my head in a crisis; I'm also not avaricious, and have never looked to the stock market to get rich quick. I don't invest in anything I don't easily understand, no matter who tells me how great it is, and I don't trust gurus or groupthink at all, so I don't get caught up in the latest investing craze.
I also read a lot of history, so I have a pretty good grasp of the idea that boom and bust cycles happen, and just because everything's going to shit doesn't mean it will stay that way. And even when things
are going to shit, that doesn't mean there aren't opportunities. Everybody's freaking out, selling their stocks, and crashing the market? I see it as the perfect time to buy, while stocks are cheap, and I'm prepared to hold on to them for 5-10 years or more until the economy recovers. In 2008, I had no idea when an economic recovery would happen, only that it eventually would, and that was enough to act on.
Most people have a really hard time with taking a long view, and they don't know even the most bare-bones shit about the patterns of history, so they get caught up in the euphoria of various bubbles, then panic when the bubbles start to deflate, and think the world has come to an end when the crash finally occurs. The housing and subprime credit bubble of the 2000s could not have continued forever; it was going to burst, just like every other bubble that preceded it, and in early 2008 there were just enough signs of growing instability for me to predict it would happen later in the year. Hey, I could have been wrong, you know? It really was more of a hunch than a logical analysis. But that time, I just happened to be right. That doesn't mean I'll be right again, though.
if anyone says they're a "stock market genius," run for the hills. learn and develop your own strategies and do not deviate from them.
This, absolutely. Especially if they have a seminar to sell you, because that's where they're making all their money--selling a dream to suckers.
It's
never too early for a good hanging, if you ask me. Can we start with this lady?
"We were tested in Japan, and never got the results back and we made up the story that we were clear."
I say we ask the Singaporeans what kind of punishment would be appropriate in this case, then apply whatever they recommend. They've got the proper mindset for this sort of thing.
In America we've got Christian Scientists (power of prayer over medicine)
and Jehovah's Witnesses (It's against god's will to receive blood so no blood transfusions.)
They're wacky enough.
If COVID-19 tends to kill off mostly old people, it could be the thing that finally renders Christian Scientists extinct. The average age of their ever-dwindling membership has got to be well over 70, if the few remaining ones I see at the Reading Rooms are any indication. The church pretty much only exists as a real estate holding company these days; as a religious organization it's nearly defunct.
Scientologists aren't a whole lot better; there's a lot of gray heads in that crowd, and it's the one religion I can think of where smoking is not discouraged (because L. Ron Hubbard smoked, and if Ron did it, it's okay). They'll just take Niacin overdoses and try sweating it out in a sauna, or auditing to find what body thetans have attracted coronavirus to them.
And then there's the boomer New Agey types who have all read
The Secret, believe that one's thoughts create one's reality (well, they do, but not in the way they've been misled to believe), and that if they continue to "think good thoughts" and align themselves with higher frequencies by believing they are immune to a disease, they won't get it. Good luck with that, folks.