NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Reminder that Rogue from fucking Sanic ended up in the "Why Women Criticize" thread :story:
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At that point, someone should post a video of himself masturbating and ejaculating to Morrigan picture and have a post-it "fuck you Resetera" on his monitor. That smallish bitch and her minions would be fucking mad for centuries.

I could do it myself, but my dick is easy to recognize. We need a regular/normal dick. I'm sure some fucker here at Kiwi is up for the task. :semperfidelis:
 
Looks like ReeraTakes is going to be putting some knives into the Sega localisation team (ie the one that insist on changing Like a Dragon into something more Western)



The results should be fun, I already have people quoting this and seething at the mere thought of consumers criticizing their favorite failed writers and asking for better lmao
It won't even focus on the Yakuza localization team in particular but that was a very fun test run :cunningpepe:
 
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At that point, someone should post a video of himself masturbating and ejaculating to Morrigan picture and have a post-it "fuck you Resetera" on his monitor. That smallish bitch and her minions would be fucking mad for centuries.

I could do it myself, but my dick is easy to recognize. We need a regular/normal dick. I'm sure some fucker here at Kiwi is up for the task. :semperfidelis:

nool banned @LikeICare though.
 
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From time to time the banbot picks up stuff from years in the past though none have been funnier than this one it picked up of a guy in 2017 getting warned for wishing death on the dumb rocketman who Icarus'd himself out of existence last morning after blowing his parachute off on launch and experiencing gravity at 5000 feet without any handicap.

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A little strange looking at the thread that that guy was the only one who got a warning but if there's one thing Era mods hate, it's consistency.

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Clearly crossed a line by bringing the eating of family pets into it.

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The amount of salt the increasingly likely Bernie v Trump election is going to cause from all corners of the internet is going to be absolutely glorious. Era's beloved MSNBC has been completely melting down the past 48 hours, Warren had #barbershopgate and Russian meddling has become a super hot topic for dipshits again (only now they're doing it for both Bernie AND Trump!). The only real hurdle left in Sanders path at this point is Bloomberg who a lot of liberals hate even more than the incumbent. Strap yourselves in, because these next 9 months are going to be glorious and Era is going to be right there at the forefront as the liberal infighting and purity test bullshit in the general thread is only going to ratchet up harder the closer we get.

The MSNBC discourse itself is already reaching critical mass:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY PRECIOUS MEDIA

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slay kween

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[Insert video of Cartman running down the halls screaming "candidate war" here]

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9 years is quite a long time to live for a rat.

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Weird how "vilifying journalism" seems to have completely vanished from the ban pool recently 🤔

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It's really funny watching Era whine about whatever newest Japanese game with skimpy outfits in the endless sea of them while doing their absolute best to ignore the fact that Fate Go makes 80 billion or so a year simply by doing exactly that (let alone the 50 or 60 other gachas that do the exact same thing). It's almost as if companies are trying to make money (something probably completely foreign to a large percentage of Era posters) and appealing to waifufags is an excellent means of doing so. It must frustrate people like Morrigan to no end that no amount of their website's crythreads are ever going to make even a cent of dent into these game's profits but by God that's not going to stop them from doing it anyways.

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In a shocking turn of events no one could ever possibly see coming the person who posted Shugga's assmad DM(s) forcing the mods to have to take action and ban him is now banned themselves.

I'm as surprised as anyone else.

Where else can I call people exceptional nigger faggots?
Technically anywhere until a mod steps in a deletes it. You could even do it on Era!
 
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Wonder what they're going to do in Bernie gets elected president and put through the sort of reforms they're supposed to be pushing for. I cannot imagine anything which would make them more misrable.
 
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The ugly femcels are at it again


Unless there is a burka or the woman is ugly and fat, they get offended and upset.

Imagine being one of these people

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I bet they hate watch the thot streamers and cry.


We also need a final solution for white people.
 
The ugly femcels are at it again

Unless there is a burka or the woman is ugly and fat, they get offended and upset.
The replies to that tweet they reference is amazing. Who knew that tits or gtfo would become a woke stance.
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The replies to that tweet they reference is amazing. Who knew that tits or gtfo would become a woke stance.
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Doxx your girlfriend for me or you aren't woke.

The modern day left and feminism is a sight to behold. They must despise titty streamers deep down but at the same time said women expose the fragility of the landwhales and male feminists.

Everyone like this on the left is soo obsessed with trying to claim good looking women don't exist. It's always been insecurity and projection. No shit most people don't look like supermodels, but cry more that some people do and most fantasy likes to base itself off of good looking humans, not Besada or Morrigan.

Or Larry.

Ugly people usually succeed in life by hard work or personality, it's the way it is. The sad thing for Resetera is they are all ugly AND no one likes them. A lethal combination.


Here's men crying about Tifa again.

Google Tifa cosplay and have your mind blown Resetera.

Not every woman looks like Morrigan or Larry.

Incels and femcels are the worst.
 
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The replies to that tweet they reference is amazing. Who knew that tits or gtfo would become a woke stance.
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North_Resists:
- Unemployed "IT Tech" for the past three months, I.E. lowly, undereducated and under skilled help desk worker who can't find a job in one of the easiest industries to find a high paying job in if you have a few years of experience and education

- Aggressively attacks other men who are in relationships with regular-looking women

- Rainbow in his handle

100% a Ree user.
 
My favourite bans are the "downplaying *ism" ones. Era is the only forum on earth that will not just dogpile you but literally ban you for not being outraged and angry enough. I don't think even Stormfront does that.

They've created a community that systematically eliminates anyone with any sense of perspective or emotional stability, like boiling off all the unwanted sanity to create the purest madness scientifically possible.

Is this all a sadistic social experiment to deliberately create the most hysterical group of people possible and watch them turn on each other like shaking bugs in a jar to see if they fight? Does Isamu Fukui work for Vault-Tec?
 
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