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Shick said:
First one off the top of my head: Mario Lemieux. Would have been in his late 40s/early 50s at the time that picture was taken, currently 55. Played professional hockey for 17 years, was diagnosed with a degenerative disk disease in his early 20s, survived a battle with Hodgkin's lymphoma at 28. Still looks pretty damn good.
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Let's just restrict this to members of the great early 90s Penguins teams, here's Jagr at age 46
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In the Retconspective beg-a-thon that just passed Phil was acting confused as to why his old playthroughs were split into so many 10min and below parts (When he went to watch his Jekyll vs Jason video but sadly he cut it out). I don't know what is more frighting - he is trying to retcon old YouTube and his spamming methods or he is so senile he really can't remember.

Kahman d00d, you gotta remember Philling up sub boxes with kahwality khantent! -

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100% VIRGIN M00TY said:
In the Retconspective beg-a-thon that just passed Phil was acting confused as to why his old playthroughs were split into so many 10min and below parts (When he went to watch his Jekyll vs Jason video but sadly he cut it out). I don't know what is more frighting - he is trying to retcon old YouTube and his spamming methods or he is so senile he really can't remember.

Kahman d00d, you gotta remember Philling up sub boxes with kahwality khantent! -

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I think moving forward our boy Phil here will attempt (key word attempt) with little to no success to retcon anything and everything that paints him in bad light: fans, Rambo, Leanna, YouTube, Twitch, etc, etc. New year new lore; the only problem is the receipts....and videos....and more videos....and even more videos....and an unhealthy amount of videos....
 
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L.I.M.B. Commander said:
I think moving forward our boy Phil here will attempt (key word attempt) with little to no success to retcon anything and everything that paints him in bad light: fans, Rambo, Leanna, YouTube, Twitch, etc, etc. New year new lore; the only problem is the receipts....and videos....and more videos....and even more videos....and an unhealthy amount of videos....
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calling it now "machinima told me to make them 10 minutes NOTHING I COULD DO!"
also "machinima told me not to edit, they loved my raw unedited khantent"
 
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ZehnBoat said:
calling it now "machinima told me to make them 10 minutes NOTHING I COULD DO!"
also "machinima told me not to edit, they loved my raw unedited khantent"
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i believe he already gave that excuse around the time machina dropped him "they were telling me to do this if i wanted good CPM and adrev blah blah blah, so i told them to give me more money or drop me"
 
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Shambler said:
i believe he already gave that excuse around the time machina dropped him "they were telling me to do this if i wanted good CPM and adrev blah blah blah, so i told them to give me more money or drop me"
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He definitely blamed Machinima for his YouTube channel decline because they told him to delete the videos with "false copyright strikes" instead of making them private, so his channel went down in the algorithm.
 
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So i bet he will mi1k his fanbase by telling them that if they want him to wear the vest every stream then they need to give him 50 bucks in the first hour of streaming. Also expect some weird goal amount to make a vest emote. Also i bet he will say that trolls made his vest a meme but now he is embracing it so the trolls lose a meme. He will do that to make himself look like he won a battle against trolls, even though it wasnt really a troll meme.
 
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So there was a moment in the retrospective where young potato Phil was sitting in a certain armchair, and Phil says, "I don't even remember if I still have that chair. If I do it must be in the storage nook somewhere."

Then later when he sees young potato Phil wearing a puffy jacket he says, "I don't even know if I still have that jacket. If I do it must be in the back of the closet somewhere." Then goes to get it.

But Phil... you just filed for bankruptcy... you just literally had to fill out the paperwork where you had to itemize everything of value in your home and come up with a cash value down to the dollar. And you don't even know which old armchairs might be in your "storage nook"? You didn't even check the storage nook? I guess it goes in the closet full of autism figurines that you neglected to include in the list.
 
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TheyCallItNPD said:
So there was a moment in the retrospective where young potato Phil was sitting in a certain armchair, and Phil says, "I don't even remember if I still have that chair. If I do it must be in the storage nook somewhere."

Then later when he sees young potato Phil wearing a puffy jacket he says, "I don't even know if I still have that jacket. If I do it must be in the back of the closet somewhere." Then goes to get it.

But Phil... you just filed for bankruptcy... you just literally had to fill out the paperwork where you had to itemize everything of value in your home and come up with a cash value down to the dollar. And you don't even know which old armchairs might be in your "storage nook"? You didn't even check the storage nook? I guess it goes in the closet full of autism figurines that you neglected to include in the list.
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This is all but confirming that Pig half-assed his paperwork and is stupidly holding back assets and not rating them for price at all.

He's gonna have so much fun if the banks choose to tell him to fuck off.
 
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leChinkyRaccoon said:
Still playing professional hockey in Europe too I believe, but quite possibly because he has a gambling problem.
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Yeah he announced his return for a 30th professional season last May, he might have a gambling addiction but he also owns the team he's playing for, still looks better than dark at the ripe age of 48
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Gout of Redemption said:
Yeah he announced his return for a 30th professional season last May, he might have a gambling addiction but he also owns the team he's playing for, still looks better than dark at the ripe age of 48
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Don't forget the time that some thot cheating on her boyfriend tried to blackmail him and he basically told her to pound sand. :story:
 
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