Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

She’s a 3x, and my micro-peen is actually a 12” cock. Next.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

I bet she feels right at home at a monster jam.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

Hey, cool! A monster truck show! Sounds like something the kids would love - hey, where are they?

 

[TheMilkMaiden]

I'm so confused the leggings go up to a 4x but she chose to get the 3x? Why is she so in denial?

 

[Ogg66]

I'm so confused the leggings go up to a 4x but she chose to get the 3x? Why is she so in denial?

Because despite all the healthy and beauty at barrage balloon sizes and F your beauty standards these fat sows know deep down they are through their own making way way too big and underneath all the horse shit they are ashamed. It is the same reason you here bigger women making comments about certain shops sizing their clothes properly (a 12 is a 14 in reality) and places like Primark changes their sizing so a 3XL becomes an XL, they don't want to admit they are as big as they are.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

So someone from Fabletics sees pictures of Tess making their somewhat cute, probably decent quality leggings look cheap as hell, distorted, and threadbare and says, "Great job! When can we send you more free shit?" It seems they'd curate Tess's orders and send her the largest sizes available regardless of what she requests.

Social media marketers are utterly r3tarded. The Fabletics business model is annoying enough, and any affiliation with Tess makes it especially easy to avoid buying from them. Why bother with this shit when there's Old Navy and Target?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So someone from Fabletics sees pictures of Tess making their somewhat cute, probably decent quality leggings look cheap as hell, distorted, and threadbare and says, "Great job! When can we send you more free shit?" It seems they'd curate Tess's orders and send her the largest sizes available regardless of what she requests.

Social media marketers are utterly r3tarded. The Fabletics business model is annoying enough, and any affiliation with Tess makes it especially easy to avoid buying from them. Why bother with this shit when there's Old Navy and Target?

Cheap brand like Fabletics don’t care what it looks like they are just pushing hard on brand name recognition and profile raising for their shoddy sweatshop merchandise.

A big portion of the fitness wear market is for fatties and couch potatoes because they want comfortable stuff in very forgiving (fit wise) fabrics. It’s fancy daywear for fatties since it’s not pajamas.

 

[multiverse]

Tess posted more about that music video she was in - turns out she was just one of a crowd of moddles pretending to be in a pageant. Plus, they fed her deep fried and smothered everything and she just really needed that - remember that her paw paw died and give her asspats! And food!

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Cheap brand like Fabletics don’t care what it looks like they are just pushing hard on brand name recognition and profile raising for their shoddy sweatshop merchandise.

A big portion of the fitness wear market is for fatties and couch potatoes because they want comfortable stuff in very forgiving (fit wise) fabrics. It’s fancy daywear for fatties since it’s not pajamas.

I'm sure you're right, but I feel like I'm slowly going insane. Not too long ago, models were beautiful and made clothing look flawless; they certainly never detracted from the pieces. It's sort of stunning how quickly we've adapted to "real women" (obese slobs) who think it's cute to wear shit that's two sizes too small. Imagine Tess in these leggings with a thong or without undies at all; I know some clueless woman is going to do that at the airport or whatever, and I don't want to see it, lol.

 

[Urist Steelthrone]

I'm sure you're right, but I feel like I'm slowly going insane. Not too long ago, models were beautiful and made clothing look flawless; they certainly never detracted from the pieces. It's sort of stunning how quickly we've adapted to "real women" (obese slobs) who think it's cute to wear shit that's two sizes too small. Imagine Tess in these leggings with a thong or without undies at all; I know some clueless woman is going to do that at the airport or whatever, and I don't want to see it, lol.

Only their faces were beautiful. Their bodies are too thin or too fat. I'm glad so see the model industry crash and burn so no more girls get forced to starve themselves and be judged solely by their looks.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Only their faces were beautiful. Their bodies are too thin or too fat. I'm glad so see the model industry crash and burn so no more girls get forced to starve themselves and be judged solely by their looks.

Eh, there were plenty of models who were thin but still "healthy"/curvy in the 1990s and 2000s. It wasn't all heroin chic and 100 pounds soaking wet. I used to be a complete fashion sperg and remember Helena Christensen, Tatjana Patitz, Meghan Douglas, Niki Taylor, Bridget Hall, etc. Also, the models in Self and Shape were always active-looking and fit.

But yes, Tess gets to "model" on occasion due to her extreme weight. No one would have any interest in her at all if she were just a forgettable dumpy 200-pound piece of white trash. She's basically an acceptable reincarnation of the fat lady sideshow act. It's gross and hypocritical.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Eh, there were plenty of models who were thin but still "healthy"/curvy in the 1990s and 2000s. It wasn't all heroin chic and 100 pounds soaking wet. I used to be a complete fashion sperg and remember Helena Christensen, Tatjana Patitz, Meghan Douglas, Niki Taylor, Bridget Hall, etc. Also, the models in Self and Shape were always active-looking and fit.

But yes, Tess gets to "model" on occasion due to her extreme weight. No one would have any interest in her at all if she were just a forgettable dumpy 200-pound piece of white trash. She's basically an acceptable reincarnation of the fat lady sideshow act. It's gross and hypocritical.

I remember most of the big models through the late 70s until the mid 90s looking healthy and fit, then Kate Moss showed up and in came heroin chic and the grunge look.
Cindy Crawford talked about a magazine cover where her slim legs were shopped even thinner, and has said that if she started her career in the mid/late 90s, she would've been told to lose 25 pounds. I don't know why she decided it was ok to let her daughter model.

 

[Urist Steelthrone]

But yes, Tess gets to "model" on occasion due to her extreme weight. No one would have any interest in her at all if she were just a forgettable dumpy 200-pound piece of white trash. She's basically an acceptable reincarnation of the fat lady sideshow act. It's gross and hypocritical.

Today's modeling and the fashion industry is built on shock value.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

I remember most of the big models through the late 70s until the mid 90s looking healthy and fit, then Kate Moss showed up and in came heroin chic and the grunge look.
Cindy Crawford talked about a magazine cover where her slim legs were shopped even thinner, and has said that if she started her career in the mid/late 90s, she would've been told to lose 25 pounds. I don't know why she decided it was ok to let her daughter model.

Totally OT, but her daughter makes Gigi Hadid look like Tess. It's disturbing.

Also, Cindy's son just got a face tattoo. Money can't buy you class. Considering that, I suppose it's obvious that Tess would still be a sentient trash heap even if she had the millions necessary for Malibu digs.

 

[multiverse]

Tess did a bunch of stories at the monster truck rally - where she bothered actual celebrities for photos and the trucks made her look closer to human size - while wearing a tacky black bra under a too-small shirt she cut and tied into a crop top. She also posted more behind the scene of that video she was an extra in, where once again the styling team had to far her down left she sweat off all of their work.

Do you think she puts "team must fan my face, tits, and undergunt" into her moddle contracts?

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Tess did a bunch of stories at the monster truck rally - where she bothered actual celebrities for photos and the trucks made her look closer to human size - while wearing a tacky black bra under a too-small shirt she cut and tied into a crop top. She also posted more behind the scene of that video she was an extra in, where once again the styling team had to far her down left she sweat off all of their work.

Do you think she puts "team must fan my face, tits, and undergunt" into her moddle contracts?
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"If you see me & I'm not with my kids"


Oh, thats fucking rich!

A monster truck jam seems like something kids might like...

 

[Urist Steelthrone]

Tess did a bunch of stories at the monster truck rally - where she bothered actual celebrities for photos and the trucks made her look closer to human size - while wearing a tacky black bra under a too-small shirt she cut and tied into a crop top. She also posted more behind the scene of that video she was an extra in, where once again the styling team had to far her down left she sweat off all of their work.

Do you think she puts "team must fan my face, tits, and undergunt" into her moddle contracts?
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Tess is the monster truck. Smelly and huge but not awesome.

 

[MollyShannon]

I'm sure her children, well the one she still cares for sometimes, will love to be regaled with tales of "Monster Jam." Sooooo many people leaving comments on that post about how much people love taking their children to Monster Jam when it comes through their town. Nary a comment asking where the fuck her almost 4 year old is.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Tess is trying to show how much of a sensitive person she is.

 

[multiverse]

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Tess is trying to show how much of a sensitive person she is.

So woke! Such an inspiration! So gay! You eat that pasta, girl. Your kids will always know how fierce you were when you become immobile and demand they wait on you (after you abandoned the elder, no less)