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It was funny in the early 2000s. Just like Seanbaby was funny. Now that style of humor doesn't work anymore and they couldn't do it even if it would since it's "problematic."

Lowtax is basically the aging wolf whose teeth fell out and the rest of the pack is just wishing he'd wander off into the woods and overdose on Ambien like he's supposed to.
SA already has their own Seanbaby-like and while he’s not terribly funny either, he does at least care about gaymen. He is doing a series about getting old consoles to look nice on new TVs which is currently the only thing worth reading on SA. For a long while there I think he may have been the literal sole writer still doing front page articles.
 
Ralp lol, that guy was an S-tier faggot. So naturally, an SA mod/admin.


If anyone needs a doxxing though, it's Jose. Guy is a literal proud welfare defrauder who has bragged multiple times about how he scams his social worker and pretends to find jobs to apply for, then throws them in the trash as soon as they leave.

I wouldn't mind seeing Bert doxxed either, a self-righteous shitstain bernieboi who for some reason thinks that makes him a good person. But for some reason, a lot of these bizarre fruits think their personal morality and character can be substituted by the politics they loudly proclaim to be disciples of rather than what they actually, yknow, do.

Jose is a bit more than that. There was a thread where he asked some random transgoon if they had a Chaturbate, because he couldn't keep track of which transgoons he may have whacked off to.

As for Burt, him being a Berniebro is hilarious because, prior to becoming a mod, he regularly bragged about his high paying corporate job, and how it would never be shot up because of all the security.
 
I think it was Gnarlyhotep who got the site in trouble because he'd ban somebody then open up their profile page and obsessively F5 until he saw the "banned" message disappear, and once it did, he'd ban them again before they'd made a single post. It was supposed to be funny and woke or something.

The name rings a bell. Was he one of the "always drunk" mods?
 
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They are all the "always drunk" mods, do you really think an SA mod can live with themselves otherwise?

E: lmao why is it every single SA mod/admin seems to jerk it to faggots with dicks who pretend they're women? Lowtax does, Jose does, a good %age are admitted transvestite sodomites, I am sure a huge amount of others are as well on the mod staff. What the fuck? Someone in another thread tried to "call me out" by saying "stop associating the pure and good intentions of leftists with transvestites" as if there was a difference. He got laughed out of the thread. Is this just really modern leftism? Being a faggot with a mutilated dick? That's supposed to be what makes you a good and "progressive" person now? Fuckin lmao, good job on steering this cultural change from right leaning libertarianism to...whatever the fuck this shit is LowT.
 
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Wow so edgy bro, I'm 15 too, and haha I can't believe you're calling yourself "rape" haha my mom would be so weirded out and mad at me if she knew!
 
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The name rings a bell. Was he one of the "always drunk" mods?
Yeah, he was an extreme alcoholic



Gnarly was the main GBS mod in 2015-2016 and was the last one where "faggot" didn't even get you a sixer. You could do a lot worse.

Yeah ya know what, I just reviewed some of my old Rap Sheet items, and looking at the bans I have from him, I wouldn't have even thought to post those threads in the last couple years because they would have been sure bans. Like at the time, he was terrible, but every mod since him has been worse than the one before until maybe ZDR/FAU. Jose and Bert are both bad, but I don't know if they could ever be worse than ZDR/FAU. At most its a tie. Like we have reached peak shitmod.

I say this now, but I bet SA in 5 years has a level of shit mod that we aren't even capable of comprehending yet
 
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A fun fact about Ralp is that his original username was Rape. He’s always been a tryhard faggot.
His name got changed to Rape for like a year or something by a FYAD, so naturally he kept it until his betters decided he could change it back.

Gnarley was okay, considering he was the sole mod of GBS for like two years and everything was fun until ZDR and the Cool Guy Faggot crew decided to yell about GBS and then kill it because QWEEN HILLARY.
 
Yes. I don't think she confused the terms though -- I genuinely believe that she thinks filing a 1099 on behalf of a contractor/employee constitutes a contract, because she does not actually know anything about businesses, or running one. I mean I may be a district court judge for the state of new york, but you don't have to be a judge to use google and figure out what almost the IRS tells you themselves.

I'm not an expert on contract employees, but I do believe it's illegal, as you said, to withhold pay beyond a normal pay period. In this case, per her own posts, it would be a week. So withholding pay for 2 months and thinking this is okay or acceptable shows how little they care about the people they want to work for them, or how little they know about the basics of running a "business."

All that would be forgivable, if Logan didn't constantly emphasize to people how much of a "businesswoman" she is and what an expert she is. There was a time when SA would see through such a paper thin shtick and call the person out, but alas, this is [current year].

Its slightly different for freelance contractors, depending on how the business runs their shit. Bogan is not 100% talking out of her ass. Rather she is talking out of her ass, but there's a basis in fact.
tl;dr is that front page writers are freelancers who aren't paid by the hour, they are paid by the job. This absolves the company hiring them of any labor laws and taxes, and is what most companies will do because it keeps them free and clear of any taxing authorities.

So how this works is Freelancer does the job, submits an invoice, the invoice is paid and logged in the business records. When you pay an invoice, you need to have the person you're paying set up in your accounting system - this is not hard, but its a lot of form-filling and I think you have to submit all the records come tax filing time. So I can understand a normal person, let alone a work-shy faggot like Lowtax, not wanting to go through all that for someone who wrote one article and then disappeared.
(Except, of course, Goons have already pointed out that the Punk Onion has already made a system to solve these exact problems and made it available for others to use; and instead of "Oh man I didn't know this was available, this is amazing and fixes all this bullshit I was doing thanks guys" Lowtax does his usual "oh gee gooftroops I could do something different but this has worked for 20 years, but thanks for donating $10 the forums, grandma. BAN".)

Lowtax made a thread.

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"help how does computer work, i dont understand anything, what is going on. where are my pills"

The story Lowtax is spining makes sense. Test ad code with a group of Test Users userclass, but he fucked it up and it applied globally.
But I'm pretty sure we the way this really went was Lowtax just needed another $50 apple pie and pressed the button hoping no one would notice.

I say this now, but I bet SA in 5 years has a level of shit mod that we aren't even capable of comprehending yet

This. They just keep getting worse.
 
tl;dr is that front page writers are freelancers who aren't paid by the hour, they are paid by the job. This absolves the company hiring them of any labor laws and taxes, and is what most companies will do because it keeps them free and clear of any taxing authorities.

Unless they're in California and have over a certain number of "jobs" a year in which case they automatically get classified as employees and under all that tax shit, which quite predictably resulted in clickbait outlets firing their California writers en masse and moving.
 
When Skullmund was created, Jeffrey had joined and was a member for maybe a month or so? But then it turned out he was just "Spying" on us, and reporting back what we were talking about to the SA mods. They then banned a couple of us for .. uh.. leaving SA I guess?

Anyway the dudes a huge dork that imparts himself way too much into SA drama

Actually a bunch of you were banned for spamming ads for your dumb offsite all over the forums
 
Actually a bunch of you were banned for spamming ads for your dumb offsite all over the forums
I am sure a couple of dudes might have been, but those aren't the people I am talking about


Jeffrey posted that he was doing this on Skullmund when it happened, but the site has since been deleted forever, so I will never find that post again.


Id say this happened sometime between 4/20/17 and 5/1/17
 
Its slightly different for freelance contractors, depending on how the business runs their shit. Bogan is not 100% talking out of her ass. Rather she is talking out of her ass, but there's a basis in fact.
tl;dr is that front page writers are freelancers who aren't paid by the hour, they are paid by the job. This absolves the company hiring them of any labor laws and taxes, and is what most companies will do because it keeps them free and clear of any taxing authorities.

So how this works is Freelancer does the job, submits an invoice, the invoice is paid and logged in the business records. When you pay an invoice, you need to have the person you're paying set up in your accounting system - this is not hard, but its a lot of form-filling and I think you have to submit all the records come tax filing time. So I can understand a normal person, let alone a work-shy faggot like Lowtax, not wanting to go through all that for someone who wrote one article and then disappeared.

I have some experience in this area, so I'm going to be autistic about it.

A good accounting practice is that any time you engage an individual to perform services for your business -- be that a self-employed lady to vacuum your office at night, a freelance writer to write articles for your shitty blog, a thot to stomp on cheeseburgers to show how serious you are about losing some fucking weight before you lose your fucking legs -- you don't pay that individual until they fill out and give you a W-9. A W-9 is a one-page IRS form that lists the individual's name, address, social security number, and signature and that's pretty much it. You then keep that form in your files. No one ever has to see it, the IRS will probably never fucking ask for it, literally nobody needs it except you.

You need it because those payments to individuals for services performed for your business are treated by the IRS as non-employee compensation. Just like you have to report all employee compensation to the IRS on W-2s at the end of the year, you have to report non-employee compensation to the IRS as well, on a Form 1099-MISC. You don't have to send a 1099 to every motherfucker whom you chuck a $20 at, just the people who were paid a total of $600 or more for services over the course of the year. Oh, and fishermen whom you bought more than $600 worth of fish from over the course of the year, for some fucking reason. The IRS is full of insane, nitpicky rules like that and I'm barely scratching the surface with this example. There's more, trust me. There's always more.

Any decent accounting software will help you with this. If you're keeping your books properly then every single fucking time you draw on your company's funds -- whether via check, credit card, paypal, bank wire to Nigeria, looting the petty cash box, or anything else -- you record the transaction. And any decent accounting software won't let you record that transaction unless you type out some basic details like the date, the amount paid, and whom you paid that amount to (the "payee" in moneysperg lingo). Each payee is also treated as a distinct entity in the accounting database, to which you can attach all kinds of information such as the payee's mailing address and social security number.

Year end comes, and businesses have certain year-end responsibilities. One of these responsibilities is issuing your damn 1099s by the end of January. To do this, you query your accounting software (which just happens to run on top of an SQL database 99% of the time and thus can take extremely specific, tailored queries) for a list of all individuals who were paid a total of $600 or more from 1/1/20XX through 12/31/20XX. Oh wait, you don't have to build a query for that because the accounting software already comes with a button or wizard that executes that exact query? I fucking wonder why; it's almost like every single business in the United States needs to do this or something. You get your list of payees and the amounts they were paid, and unless you're fucking Uber or something there's maybe three or four people, total, who need to be issued 1099s. Oh, and your law firm, because despite their probably being a full-fledged organization rather than an individual, you need to send them a 1099 if you paid them more than $600 because, again, random-ass rules. I could keep doing this and the post would literally never end.

So you go to Office Depot and buy a packet of blank 1099s, which costs like a few dollars and every office supply store has multiple display stands packed with them during January, for some fucking reason. Your accounting software handles the process of printing all the required information in the right boxes on each form. The required information, by the way, is pretty much just "who was the payer, who was the payee, how much money changed hands, and what the payer and payee's social security numbers/federal tax ID numbers were." Y'know, all of the information listed on those W-9s you were supposed to obtain.

You can even get nice little 1099 envelopes with the mailing/return address windows in the right places, so you just shove the printed forms in the envelopes, lick 'em, stamp 'em, and mail 'em. The IRS also has to get a copy of each 1099 and a summary form called a 1096, but if your accounting software is good for literally anything then it'll just e-file all of that shit for you at the same time that you print the forms.

Congratulations! You're done issuing 1099s for the year. The payees receive their 1099s and use them to file their taxes, then weep at how much they owe the feds due to the self-employment tax and the fact that there's normally no withholding for 1099 payees. Literally nothing else happens unless there's something wrong with one of the 1099s you filed, which there won't be unless there was a typo or the information on those W-9s you were given was a load of horseshit. In either of those cases, you get a letter from the IRS, which basically says the following:

"Hey shithead,

One of those 1099s you filed had incorrect payee information. This could happen if the payee is trying to dodge taxes by giving you a fake social security number or fictitious name or something on their W-9 so their income won't be properly reported to us. Here's what's in our files, for comparison, assuming we have any information about that payee at all and everything he gave you wasn't just one fucking forgery."


You then get to use your own judgment. If the IRS is yelling at you because you transposed two numbers in the payee's SSN or something, just don't do that again because if you issue a second bad 1099 for the same person then there starts to be an increasing likelihood that the IRS will want to come crawl up your asshole. If the IRS's information about the payee is completely different or nonexistent compared to what you received on that W-9, you're probably going to have to start doing backup withholding, which means that every time you pay that person in the future, you're required to fork over a chunk of the money directly to the IRS. Backup withholding is shitty, annoying, and punitive by design; in practice, you're usually better off just not paying the person who's subject to backup withholding until they get their shit in order and stop lying to you on their W-9. Why are you paying that crooked asshole for anything, anyway?

So that's that. I could go a lot further into this, but it's late and I'm tired and I said I only have some experience, not all the experience. Also, none of this is to be taken as tax advice, it's just some of the shit I've dealt with. Talk to a CPA or something for that.
 
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>people thinking lowtax has payroll software and files his taxes properly
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Lowtax paypals people money months after he owes them based on an agreement in an email chain. He doesn't enter them into any employee database. He doesn't look up tax code to make sure he files everything correctly. He doesn't know or care about labor laws. We know he doesn't based on people saying he goes 6 months or more without paying and he's had tax liens taken out on him. He wakes up from a binge, gives himself a big ol' salary loosely based on how much money SA has given him, throws up, and passes out. Then six months to a year late he files some vomit stained bullshit with the IRS and his state revenue service. Occasionally someone actually reads it and wonders what in the fuck is going on.

At best he forwards a bunch of paypal and patreon stuff to an accountant. They look at it like Wil Ferrel in that rom com where he plays and IRS auditor and the woman he has a crush on makes her audit arduous just to fuck with him.
 
I have some experience in this area, so I'm going to be autistic about it.

A good accounting practice is that any time you engage an individual to perform services for your business -- be that a self-employed lady to vacuum your office at night, a freelance writer to write articles for your shitty blog, a thot to stomp on cheeseburgers to show how serious you are about losing some fucking weight before you lose your fucking legs -- you don't pay that individual until they fill out and give you a W-9. A W-9 is a one-page IRS form that lists the individual's name, address, social security number, and signature and that's pretty much it. You then keep that form in your files. No one ever has to see it, the IRS will probably never fucking ask for it, literally nobody needs it except you.

You need it because those payments to individuals for services performed for your business are treated by the IRS as non-employee compensation. Just like you have to report all employee compensation to the IRS on W-2s at the end of the year, you have to report non-employee compensation to the IRS as well, on a Form 1099-MISC. You don't have to send a 1099 to every motherfucker whom you chuck a $20 at, just the people who were paid a total of $600 or more for services over the course of the year. Oh, and fishermen whom you bought more than $600 worth of fish from over the course of the year, for some fucking reason. The IRS is full of insane, nitpicky rules like that and I'm barely scratching the surface with this example. There's more, trust me. There's always more.

Any decent accounting software will help you with this. If you're keeping your books properly then every single fucking time you draw on your company's funds -- whether via check, credit card, paypal, bank wire to Nigeria, looting the petty cash box, or anything else -- you record the transaction. And any decent accounting software won't let you record that transaction unless you type out some basic details like the date, the amount paid, and whom you paid that amount to (the "payee" in moneysperg lingo). Each payee is also treated as a distinct entity in the accounting database, to which you can attach all kinds of information such as the payee's mailing address and social security number.

Year end comes, and businesses have certain year-end responsibilities. One of these responsibilities is issuing your damn 1099s by the end of January. To do this, you query your accounting software (which just happens to run on top of an SQL database 99% of the time and thus can take extremely specific, tailored queries) for a list of all individuals who were paid a total of $600 or more from 1/1/20XX through 12/31/20XX. Oh wait, you don't have to build a query for that because the accounting software already comes with a button or wizard that executes that exact query? I fucking wonder why; it's almost like every single business in the United States needs to do this or something. You get your list of payees and the amounts they were paid, and unless you're fucking Uber or something there's maybe three or four people, total, who need to be issued 1099s. Oh, and your law firm, because despite their probably being a full-fledged organization rather than an individual, you need to send them a 1099 if you paid them more than $600 because, again, random-ass rules. I could keep doing this and the post would literally never end.

So you go to Office Depot and buy a packet of blank 1099s, which costs like a few dollars and every office supply store has multiple display stands packed with them during January, for some fucking reason. Your accounting software handles the process of printing all the required information in the right boxes on each form. The required information, by the way, is pretty much just "who was the payer, who was the payee, how much money changed hands, and what the payer and payee's social security numbers/federal tax ID numbers were." Y'know, all of the information listed on those W-9s you were supposed to obtain.

You can even get nice little 1099 envelopes with the mailing/return address windows in the right places, so you just shove the printed forms in the envelopes, lick 'em, stamp 'em, and mail 'em. The IRS also has to get a copy of each 1099 and a summary form called a 1096, but if your accounting software is good for literally anything then it'll just e-file all of that shit for you at the same time that you print the forms.

Congratulations! You're done issuing 1099s for the year. The payees receive their 1099s and use them to file their taxes, then weep at how much they owe the feds due to the self-employment tax and the fact that there's normally no withholding for 1099 payees. Literally nothing else happens unless there's something wrong with one of the 1099s you filed, which there won't be unless there was a typo or the information on those W-9s you were given was a load of horseshit. In either of those cases, you get a letter from the IRS, which basically says the following:

"Hey shithead,

One of those 1099s you filed had incorrect payee information. This could happen if the payee is trying to dodge taxes by giving you a fake social security number or fictitious name or something on their W-9 so their income won't be properly reported to us. Here's what's in our files, for comparison, assuming we have any information about that payee at all and everything he gave you wasn't just one fucking forgery."


You then get to use your own judgment. If the IRS is yelling at you because you transposed two numbers in the payee's SSN or something, just don't do that again because if you issue a second bad 1099 for the same person then there starts to be an increasing likelihood that the IRS will want to come crawl up your asshole. If the IRS's information about the payee is completely different or nonexistent compared to what you received on that W-9, you're probably going to have to start doing backup withholding, which means that every time you pay that person in the future, you're required to fork over a chunk of the money directly to the IRS. Backup withholding is shitty, annoying, and punitive by design; in practice, you're usually better off just not paying the person who's subject to backup withholding until they get their shit in order and stop lying to you on their W-9. Why are you paying that crooked asshole for anything, anyway?

So that's that. I could go a lot further into this, but it's late and I'm tired and I said I only have some experience, not all the experience. Also, none of this is to be taken as tax advice, it's just some of the shit I've dealt with. Talk to a CPA or something for that.

Excellent write up, but one huge flaw:
You assume Lowtax has accounting software and not like a trial copy of QuickBooks personal editiion from 1997.
 
Off topic here, but I was just cruising some old SA threads and you know who was a great poster? Taint Reaper. That guy's autismal shitposts never failed to rile up goons and piss off mods. Dude had a solid 3 page rap sheet in the Leper's Colony. I know he's here somewhere somewhere so sir, if you're reading this thread, thank you for your service.
 
Was Taint Reaper the original "wall of anime" and "stacks of PS2 jrpgs" guy on YCS.
He was a funny dude, much unlike the always-online troon faggots that've overrun games.
 
He's back in the "Sorry" thread. Now asking for what features people would like to see added to the forums. Although he specifically says "compared to other forums, what essential features are ours missing?" (bold is mine)

Just waiting for someone to say "xenforo, as promised"

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This is the YouTube link he posted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnusoYAgI80 ...because?

lol at "The ability to purchase a custom Platinum icon" (again, bold is mine)
 
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