Alright so it's been a day, still got family dinner to… "look up" to… Yeah let's go with that. But some hours ago I told you I was ruminating a little something suspicious and it's far from gone away since then, only made it worse actually, so now that I got some rest time let me tell you of a few facts I got and how they affect my view on what might or might not be happening.
Let's actually start with a few points of data that might be relevant later but aren't immediately important:
-Winter 17-18 was THE most lethal flu season in spain in the last decade with 472 deaths. Yeah that's not a lot but for the flu it is at least here.
-Winter 19-20, more concretely mid january 2020 to early february 2020 has been THE most infective flu epidemic in cadiz since we even bothered taking notes how many infected there have ever been, exceeding by twice the numbers required to be declared an epidemic. This is not to say however it's been any more LETHAL. It's in fact been as benign as it could get when it comes to lethality and our healthcare system didn't even need buffing past the usual, they did recieve some added visits but nothing close to emergency levels, most people didn't even notice they had the flu until being screened for symptoms and were just told to avoid interactions, and most ignored that warning because all their friends had been told the same so they went "well if we're all sick anyway who cares", even the ones with symptoms only got some headaches, sometimes stomachaches, and maybe a bit of a sore throat or a cough, a few reported getting the runny shits, It has been actually way less severe than most years, by a lot. (While I was outside the province I got the shits myself, which apparently for this year makes me one of the most severe cases around... Fucking weird I tell you.)
Alright so prologue aside. I did notice one thing today. Looking at people I did not see a single person that showed symptoms of anything. But talking to people, almost everyone told me they got a cold. Like I mean EVERYONE had a mild cold. I made some calls to the people I know in healthcare and they told me than while after early february the flu patients had all but gone indeed doctors did seem to almost all have cold symptoms and the more nervous had been asked to be put where no risky patients go due to thinking they might have the flu themselves, so while the system was working just fine they did get a bit on edge with that and didn't know if they should expect round two, which since Corona-chan was winking at them from the other side of Eurasia they were dreading. Talking to the friend whose father is in chemo due to lung cancer, their mom got the flu recently, and noticed the symptoms just a few hours after HAVING SEX with the guy, you can imagine how much they freaked out, but he has no symptoms, her symptoms are mild and she's self quarantining even though the rest of the family is fairly sure while the flu is no STD if he didn't catch it after snu snuing he's probably not catching it.
Here are then the 3 last bits of info I got for you.
1-I was vaccinated this year. Since I have contact with multiple medical personnel I do it just for the sake of herd immunity. It didn't do shit, which probably explains why so many people got sick, the vaccines just straight up didn't work this year. I dunno the numbers outside of cadiz but they used the same vaccine in all of spain so it's probably similar.
2-A friend of mine has pet rodents. He's told me a weak ago both him and his pets caught the flu, he treat his rodents for the parasites most of them have which start getting worse when they get sick and gave them basic care, they've ALL recovered heartily. He told me this because he was worried he might've caused the symptoms because they were so mild that he didn't know if it might be a cold and therefore he might've caused his rodents to get sick due to not controling temperature. But after he told me his symptoms, they included fever. That was no cold.
3-I am currently sick again. This morning I woke up with a bit of a headache, thought it was the travel, most of the day was fine but after I took a really stupid decission and wound up running halfway through the town so as not to be late I started to get worse, and being outside all day walking up and down didn't help. Now I got some fairly typical cold symptoms and, well… a mild fever. I think you see where I'm going.
All of cadiz and probably spain seems to have simultaneously got this january a weird flu that ignores vaccines, can infect from humans to rodents and is very easy to pass along. And we're now seeing obvious signs of reinfections. Yeah I'mma say it I think best girl Corona might've been giving Spain the dirtiest of lapdances since january and no one noticed because she was wearing a paper mask with "common cold" written on it. Now, let me ellaborate and first of all offer alternatives.
The climate is shiiiiiiiit. Every year it's getting wackier. So it could just be a cold. The first time I got the "flu" this year I had no fever I just thought it was that because it was a tad too severe to be a cold so I self quarantined and that was that so I might've had a cold back then and now have the flu. As for my friend, he had the flu but his rodents could just have a cold, we don't know, the only treatment they recieved was for parasites most rodents are born with aside from that they got warmth and food that's hardly something that can discern between flu and cold, and even then I guess some strands of the flu could probably infect rodents like that it's not unheard off. So it might, hell, it probably is just a cold and the a new strand of the flu which is way less lethal than usual but hasn't been added into the vaccine properly and as such herd immunity failed like a bitch. This makes sense, its the rational explanation, it's the "null hypothesis" equivalent until further evidence can be shown. But let me get my tinfoil hat on for a second.
If this really WAS Corona-chan's doing, we might be able to predict some things: Looking at italy it seems they have the same, all the dead people were both old and sick, the deaths are way bellow what you'd expect of even the flu so far, and the only one that does not fit that criteria was someone that was fine until he RAN A MARATHON WHILE SICK, which any marathon runner or person who knows a marathon runner can tell you makes perfect sense, like, excess exercise does a fucking number in your immune system, hell I got to be living proof of that today, and a marathon is way, way harder for the immune system to endure than what I did. Though I am one unfit bastard. So point is, our friendly neiborhood waifu might actually be LESS lethal than the USUAL FLU. It certainly would fit what I'm seeing now. And since this shit's been doing the rounds since january it's likely not gonna get worse. So china's deathtoll really might just be "because china" and not "because corona", we might be looking at a virus so fucking weak than almost an entire province can get it without even noticing it or having any uptick in deaths. The doctors aren't screening for this shit because they just mark severe cases down as the flu and most cases don't even come to them, hell most people just tell this to you casually in confidence but don't think it's anything other than a cold and therefore would never go to the hospital at all. After all, if there's less deaths than most years you wouldn't go checking for the scary chinese pandemic now would you?
Aside from that explanation, there's also the possibility than spain is resilient because spain, in which case it might be because corona has some parts in common with the flu (they're certainly very similar in function, though I don't see why they'd be similar enough in biology honestly) to the point where having gotten the flu this year (if it's this second outbreak of "common colds") or the much more severe strand last years could've immunized the population at least partially. Or it might just be than Iberian genes are saving our asses like african genes saved those prostitutes who were immune to HIV. I dunno. But… If this is Corona's doing, then she's one laughable sonuvabitch.
Either way I haven't told anyone about my suspicions yet. Most people just think they got a cold and everone around them is healthy, I just… pay more attention to these things because as you know, I'm a bit of a sperg. And by that I mean I'm a medically diagnosed sperg, so yeah scratch that "a little bit", and I don't wanna alarm people for nothing if I'm wrong. Either way I already planned to quarantine myself after carnaval and I'll be doing that, but, I do wonder if my fellow Gaditanos might be about to turn into the "rats" to this "black death", as I said, most of them come here for a week and then go to where they work, all over fucking europe. So... I guess if in a few weeks we see europe turn into a christmas tree then, I'm not sorry it's your damned fault for snuffing the life off of our city and then using us as cheap, educated slave lavor you greedy globalist fucks, TAKE THAT SHIT NIGGAS! Muahahahahaha.