Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%

  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%

  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%

  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%

  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%

  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%
  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .
Didn’t Smug already Tweet this? Or at the very least, QT this same tweet?

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Edit: Helmet’s take
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Frog Gremlin said:
this follower of hers being assmad that smug pulled a "cops bad" gave me a chuckle

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What the fuck, why are they upset? I mean Smug's surprisingly right for once in her natural born life (without making herself look retarded that is) as several LGBT individuals don't really have a positive view on cops.
 
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What doesn't help either of their cases is just how tryhard and cringe Parker is when he talks. ESPECIALLY in real life. If any of you have been on stream and heard his voice, you'd know what it's like to want to listen to a fork on a chalkboard instead. He's just like his man crush Kouji Kabuto in the sense that his voice is fucking annoying, and like his other man-crush spider man (From the disney animated cartoons) in the sense that he will not shut the fuck up for 2 seconds and filling the conversation with useless bullshit to push his "100+iq" brag. If he really knew as much as he pretended to, he would know that smug cares nothing about him and he would pop out of that shit, but no, he thinks he can control her. I'm excited to watch them both burn. I've casted my vote.
 
Quaddy said:
What doesn't help either of their cases is just how tryhard and cringe Parker is when he talks. ESPECIALLY in real life. If any of you have been on stream and heard his voice, you'd know what it's like to want to listen to a fork on a chalkboard instead. He's just like his man crush Kouji Kabuto in the sense that his voice is fucking annoying, and like his other man-crush spider man (From the disney animated cartoons) in the sense that he will not shut the fuck up for 2 seconds and filling the conversation with useless bullshit to push his "100+iq" brag. If he really knew as much as he pretended to, he would know that smug cares nothing about him and he would pop out of that shit, but no, he thinks he can control her. I'm excited to watch them both burn. I've casted my vote.
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It sounds like you have a crush on him. Maybe when Smug dumps him for someone else, you guys can go out jin a date.

How did you get that one photo of Smug though? The other one where she’s dressed like a furry was already posted in here.
 
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Singe said:
Oh god, is she really stooping to the "All Cops Are Bad 😡 " level of posts?
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I get that you're autistic, but how in the fuck did you get ACAB out of Smug going "Maybe...cops aren't the best choice for LGBT representation"?

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I know a bit of context behind this. TL;DR version: some dipshit made one of those lukewarm "South Park bad" take that gets posted every other week, someone responded calling him a whiner and they said "contradict me when you get more likes". Hence, Smug's response.

Alright, I have to ask: did I wake up in a parallel universe or some shit, because this is twice today that Smug's been right about something without making herself look like a dumbass.
 
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Brother Nero said:
I get that you're autistic, but how in the fuck did you get ACAB out of Smug going "Maybe...cops aren't the best choice for LGBT representation"?



I know a bit of context behind this. TL;DR version: some dipshit made one of those lukewarm "South Park bad" take that gets posted every other week, someone responded calling him a whiner and they said "contradict me when you get more likes". Hence, Smug's response.

Alright, I have to ask: did I wake up in a parallel universe or some shit, because this is twice today that Smug's been right about something without making herself look like a dumbass.
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broken clocks are right twice a day
 
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Brother Nero said:
Alright, I have to ask: did I wake up in a parallel universe or some shit, because this is twice today that Smug's been right about something without making herself look like a dumbass.
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Jmz_33 said:
broken clocks are right twice a day
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I had to edit the text from "A Great Point" because let's be honest, none of the points Smug rarely makes right are "great."
 
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She kind of has weird shadows around the corner of her lips. If you look to the left you can see it. I don’t think they’re smile lines. It’s like she cut her mouth like the Joker.
 
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Rigor Meowtis said:
She kind of has weird shadows around the corner of her lips. If you look to the left you can see it. I don’t think they’re smile lines. It’s like she cut her mouth like the Joker.
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It's hard to tell from the quality, but it could also be indentations from keeping her earbud wires or something in her mouth. She did say she's an aspie (if her word on that can even be trusted) so it wouldn't surprise me if she has an oral fixation and constantly needs something in her mouth or she'll have a meltdown. Could also be a nervous habit, she certainly has a lot to be nervous about.
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Quaddy said:
I mean if you were sharp, you'd be telling ME where I got it
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Are you implying that you and Smug did some furry ERP?

I’m sorry, I’m an exceptional individual. I don’t have the means for riddles.
 
Rigor Meowtis said:
Are you implying that you and Smug did some furry ERP?

I’m sorry, I’m an exceptional individual. I don’t have the means for riddles.
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Jumping the gun quite a bit with that one, but they came from DMs
 
Smug really doesn't read what she QRTs.
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What's her discord server like right now? Is it still open to people? I'm regretting that I left it so long ago now.

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also, damn, she really uhhhh not cute. huh? Her latest selfie is especially.
 
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