US Tenth Democratic Debate: Rogue One: A Tsar Wars Hoary

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Debate starts at 1:00:00 CBS News hosted the 10th Democratic presidential primary debate on Feb. 25 from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. ET in Charleston, South Carolina, ...
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Welcome to tenth Democratic primary debates, tonight will feature:

Former Vice President, upcoming senate candidate and terrorist collaborator Joe Biden
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Former New York City Mayor Michael "I'm 5'10" Bloomberg
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Former South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete "Light up Obama" Buttigieg
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Sen. Amy "highest level of staff turnover of any senator" Klobuchar of Minnesota
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Sen. Bernie "Evil Plot" Sanders of Vermont
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Sen. Elizabeth "Apologizing for a DNA test" Warren of Massachusetts
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Billionaire Tom "Deus Vult" Steyer
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The poll will be posted after the debate. Things certainly heated up last time, now Bloomberg has the chance to go on the offensive and regain ground after his performance. Super Tuesday is a week away, so this could help shake things up. This is going to be co-hosted by the Congressional Black Caucus, so get ready for lots of questions regarding police procedure, white supremacy and reparations. Have fun kiwis.
 
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737 MAX Stan Account said:
Why do I get the feeling Bernie is going to somehow fumble his lead?
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....Because of this?

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Bernie Sanders reveals 'major plans' to be funded by new taxes, massive lawsuits, military cuts

Bernie Sanders unexpectedly released a fact-sheet Monday night explaining that he'd pay for his sweeping new government programs through new taxes and massive lawsuits, as well as by slashing spending on the military, among other methods.
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His plan to fund his nonsensical ideas is the raise taxes and raise money via lawsuits

That'll totally end well and doesn't make him look like an incompetent nutcase at all
 
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Making fun of Bloomberg is only funny so many times, Warren's not going to be able to maintain what little momentum she gained back in the last debate. Otherwise, it's probably going to go to Bernie tonight. It seems that he just exists half the time and still wins. If the moderators weren't incompetent they'd be pressing the other candidates as hard as they do Bloomberg and Biden, but it's the black caucus tonight so it's just gonna be free gibs talk.
 
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My predictions:
Bloomberg will arrive on stage escorted by two naked DNC prostitutes. He'll throw a cloud of money at them when he desires a blowjob.
Bernie Sanders will be using old tape recordings to counter arguments about socialism. Expect "and you are lynching negros" to be said at some point.
Warren will wear the traditional warpaint of her tribe, and make one more attempt to scalp Bloomberg and devour his heart to steal his jewish magic.
Biden will humorously regale us about the time he fought in the Vietnam War alongside George Washington. Orderlies will escort him offstage when it is past his bedtime.
Mayor Pete will announce he is changing his last name to something that isn't an easy gay joke. Tonight he'll try out Fagguchi. Next week it might be Homero.
Hillary Clinton will arrive wearing an ill fitting costume made of Amy Klobuchar's still bloody skin. Despite noticable differences in policies proposed and reeking of death, commentators will note this was Amy's best preformance.
Tom Steyer will arrive confused as to why Bloomberg is sitting in his chair, before being yanked off stage with a hook.
Andrew Yang, wearing an eyepatch and wielding one mechanical laser arm, will emerge from a time portal and announce he is rejoining the democratic primary to prevent "the Machine Uprising of 2034".
Donald Trump; wearing a fake mustache, top hat, and black cape; will attempt to tie the Statue of Liberty to a railroad track with the help of Putin, only to be stopped by an Avengers style teamup of all of the above.

Oh, and the moderators will try to make it boring by insisting on the debate be less of a bloodbath. God hopes nobody listens.
 
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Biden: does better than we expect. scores off Bernie.

Bloomberg: tries to score off Bernie, others steal his thunder.

Buttigeg: takes a surprising amount of heat.

Bernie: appears deranged, takes the majority of the heat.

Warren: goes after Biden or something, appears a shrill harpy

Klobuchar: whiny and irrelevant

Steyer: ignored by all with a few TDS comments
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Anyone want to place any bets on who will accidentally say something racist when attempting to pander?

My money is on Joe "Blood Eye" Biden.
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I hope so. Biden sounded like he was going off track and/or about to have a stroke a couple times last debate. But nothing really out there like some of his campaign trail moments.
 
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Not going to lie, this is going to be a blast. Sanders is the current frontrunner and if they don't knock down his momentum they are screwed. Mini mike is returning as chum and my hope is that they take care of him in the first few minutes so most of the time can be bashing bernie, "Castro Helped with literacy"and "Bread lines aren't bad" sanders. Kind of wish we could do a movie night set up with this because this thread is going to move a mile a minute.
 
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Return of the Freaker said:
Tbh I want Bloomberg gone so I can watch youtube from the app without his ads every damn video
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If you're on Android, get Youtube Vanced. It's all the benefits of Premium (no ads, background play) without having to pay a dime. Best of all, no Mini Mike interrupting you every five seconds.

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YouTube Vanced is a modded adfree Android YouTube client.
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King Dead said:
If you're on Android, get Youtube Vanced. It's all the benefits of Premium (no ads, background play) without having to pay a dime. Best of all, no Mini Mike interrupting you every five seconds.

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I just installed it and it wants me to turn on screen sharing. The bit in the Android store shows pictures of a youtube interface but I can't get to it. That's bullshit if it only works by casting to another device
 
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King Dead said:
If you're on Android, get Youtube Vanced. It's all the benefits of Premium (no ads, background play) without having to pay a dime. Best of all, no Mini Mike interrupting you every five seconds.

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YouTube Vanced is a modded adfree Android YouTube client.
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Alternatively, grab NewPipe or SkyTube off of the FDroid client. Nobody should be subjected to Bloomberg ads.
 
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Return of the Freaker said:
I just installed it and it wants me to turn on screen sharing. The bit in the Android store shows pictures of a youtube interface but I can't get to it. That's bullshit if it only works by casting to another device
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I got it off of an alternative apk store, I think aptoide, way back and it works great.
 
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Bloomberg got gored last time. I want to see some retaliation strikes on Sanders and maybe Warren can bring out the tomahawks too.
 
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I agree with you, but that effect won't last forever. Amazingly and disgustingly, the grandkids of Cuban refugees are apparently going commie and have no respect for what their grandparents went through in living memory.
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Oh i know that, we have actual Venezuelans that fled from Maduro dictatorship shilling for Bernie
















Dont worry, our internet machine is working on the double to get her deported, because surely she is connected with someone in the Chavizmo
 
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Coffee Shits said:
Bloomberg got gored last time. I want to see some retaliation strikes on Sanders and maybe Warren can bring out the tomahawks too.
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Tonight is shit on Bernie day. All things considered, Bernie Sanders has been getting off lightly. He hasn't really had his turn in the barrel.
I think Biden will be particularly rabid to try to secure the win in South Carolina.
 
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