CWC's GameStop Assault and Arrest MegaThread & Speculation (27-Dec-2014)

[timtommy]

It's true Chris has poor muscle mass, but I still think he's closer to 230-250.

Here is a history of Chris' claims about his weight.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Obesity#Actual_weight_claims

Some of them are clearly estimates where he is flattering himself, but I tend to believe the ones in the neighbourhood of 220 pounds.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Considering he considers standing to be exercise and thinks a case of pop weighs 50 lbs, his muscle mass has to be pathetic.

 

[c-no]

Considering he considers standing to be exercise and thinks a case of pop weighs 50 lbs, his muscle mass has to be pathetic.

Don't forget, he also thought the dog house of his deceased dog had to of weighed a ton.

 

[Holdek]

He has the physique of a monster.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Is this still the Gamestop thread? Anyway, Chris is a fat skeleton. Weighing 200+ at 5'10'' with absolutely zero muscle is really bad. He's just bone and fat.

 

[Ry-Guy]

He has the physique of a monster.

A potato with pipe cleaner limbs does not equal Jason Voorhees.
Wasn't this about Chris' attack on GameStop?

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Is this still the Gamestop thread? Anyway, Chris is a fat skeleton. Weighing 200+ at 5'10'' with absolutely zero muscle is really bad. He's just bone and fat.

Back pain should have destroyed him by now. Wtf.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Back pain should have destroyed him by now. Wtf.

I don't think he spends enuff time on his feet for this to be an issue.

Anyway. Do we have agents in the field for the upcoming court date?

I'd love to hear what/how he pleas.

 

[Lipitor]

I don't think he spends enuff time on his feet for this to be an issue.

Anyway. Do we have agents in the field for the upcoming court date?

I'd love to hear what/how he pleas.

I know a guy going. He's not on the forums, but I'll get a report for you guys.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

I don't think he spends enuff time on his feet for this to be an issue.

Anyway. Do we have agents in the field for the upcoming court date?

I'd love to hear what/how he pleas.

Sitting down is more harmful for your back than walking.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Sitting down is more harmful for your back than walking.

In that case, hats off to Chris's spine. It seems to be taking the abuse like a champ, otherwise he'd probably have mentioned the pain once or twice or thousand times.

On Topic:
Ugh, can't believe we're still waiting for the hearing where pretty much nothing happens. Where is OUR right to a speedy shitstorm?

 

[Renraku]

In that case, hats off to Chris's spine. It seems to be taking the abuse like a champ, otherwise he'd probably have mentioned the pain once or twice or thousand times.

it can't take abuse if it doesn't exist

 

[Stud2Stud]

In that case, hats off to Chris's spine. It seems to be taking the abuse like a champ, otherwise he'd probably have mentioned the pain once or twice or thousand times.

it can't take abuse if it doesn't exist

The heavy burden of the crown reinforced the spine of the Weston bloodline.

 

[GS 281]

Anyone know how often Chris is ringing his Public Defender's phone, bitching at him about "the troll problem"? I really have to think Chris is more trouble than he is worth as a client. God... We were all prepped over time for the insanity that is Chris. I have to wonder what it is like to have him unleashed on you out of fucking nowhere and then you have responsibility to perform a service for him.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Anyone know how often Chris is ringing his Public Defender's phone, bitching at him about "the troll problem"? I really have to think Chris is more trouble than he is worth as a client. God... We were all prepped over time for the insanity that is Chris. I have to wonder what it is like to have him unleashed on you out of fucking nowhere and then you have responsibility to perform a service for him.

If there were a scale for how weird/crazy/irritating a public defender's client behaves, I would put money on Chris being close to average. One standard deviation or less.

Same goes for any public service which deals with the lower socioeconomic strata of society. Chris does not stand out.

I did six months in a job based in the main reception of an inner-city hospital. People turning up with DIRTY CRAPPED items of clothing was a daily occurrence. Same with illiterate people. (This was in the UK).

Then there was the guy in a wheelchair who'd strapped a bunch of aerosol cans to himself, doused himself in gasoline, and was going to light himself on fire if we didn't respond to his incoherent demands.

Chris is no special kind of exceptional. He's exceptional in a very mundane way. Maybe the PD might find him a nice break from the gang affiliates and the people who think their dog is the Archangel Gabriel?

 

[Jerkologist]

Fat weighs a lot less than muscle. If Chris let his legs and lower back atrophy from sitting around all day, he could weigh 220 or even 200 pounds.

Exactly right. I'm about two inches shorter than Chris, and about 20 lbs lighter, and if you only use those proportions to compare us, we would look pretty similar. However, I try to eat well and exercise regularly, so even though our BMI may be similar, our shapes are definitely not. I also wonder about his bone density, which is a big factor in weight. His diet lends itself to severe issues with bone health, and hollow bones would no-doubt lower his weight. Also, they would make it kind of dangerous to exercise in any meaningful way, except maybe swimming. Luckily, C-villians will never be subjected to tomgirl Chris at the public pool, however.

Chris's body is so fucking weird. He's the only person I've ever seen that I'd describe as both fat and scrawny.

His body is that of a very sedentary man who is confined to a wheelchair. He lives like a person who doesn't have full use of his arms or legs. Hope that doesn't sound too A-Loggy, but there you go.

 

[GS 281]

If there were a scale for how weird/crazy/irritating a public defender's client behaves, I would put money on Chris being close to average. One standard deviation or less.

Same goes for any public service which deals with the lower socioeconomic strata of society. Chris does not stand out.

I did six months in a job based in the main reception of an inner-city hospital. People turning up with DIRTY CRAPPED items of clothing was a daily occurrence. Same with illiterate people. (This was in the UK).

Then there was the guy in a wheelchair who'd strapped a bunch of aerosol cans to himself, doused himself in gasoline, and was going to light himself on fire if we didn't respond to his incoherent demands.

Chris is no special kind of exceptional. He's exceptional in a very mundane way. Maybe the PD might find him a nice break from the gang affiliates and the people who think their dog is the Archangel Gabriel?

You're right. There's plenty of people so wacky that they have an entire wiki, message board and image board created around them... Chris is belligerent, obnoxious, unrelenting and improper. Plenty of people are the same, yes, but you add in the wacked out conspiracy theories of trolls and such, and you have a nice big pot of crazy that can't be fun to deal with when trying to structure a legal defense.

 

[SJWs are cool]

You probably have a better muscle:fat ratio than Chris to even it out.

I doubt we are that different considering both of us have histories of eating nothing but junk and only moving when necessary for many years on end.

but I'm also not a slob so that probably helps too.

 

[Sonic Boom]

I doubt we are that different considering both of us have histories of eating nothing but junk and only moving when necessary for many years on end.

but I'm also not a slob so that probably helps too.

Most people can do at least 1 pull up. Chances are you're in better shape than Chris.

 

[Lipitor]

I doubt we are that different considering both of us have histories of eating nothing but junk and only moving when necessary for many years on end.

but I'm also not a slob so that probably helps too.

You're probably right. The only way Chris is 200lbs is if he has virtually no muscle mass. While we know he has low muscle mass, I don't think that's gonna get him down in weight that much. It is very unlikely he's 217 either. I'm sure he's closer to 230-250. He's got a very wide frame.