DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[lavrentiyberia]

A fumble is when the ball is catched but gets dropped during a tackle, meaning the other team has a chance of securing it.

And to give a little more detail about why he's dumb, it wasn't random at all, he threw it to a receiver in double coverage (one defender on either side of him, ready to knock him down and make him drop the ball)

 

[Very Honest Content]

I dont know this sport, whats a fumble?

Phil is controlling the quarterback position player in this game, he attempts a low percentage likely-hood of completion forward pass to another eligiable reciever player on his team downfield in a difficult situation of plays left to move the ball a certain amount of yards to retain posession of the ball or score points, the reciever catches this difficult pass and has possesion of the ball now when a hit by the defense on him causes him to lose possession of the live ball, this is something that is completely out of the control of DSP's position player, there is actually nothing Phil can do this time as bugged football possession mechanics lets the defense recover the live ball fumble after the catch during the run and his offensive quarterback must sit on the bench as there will be no points scored by his team this possession of theirs and the offense and defense switches places on both teams' sidelines with possession having changed as a result of the play.

(If you wanted to really try to fuck with this game you could replace a defensive player, maybe, with the quarterback DSP is playing as here at like starting safety but whether the game will let you do that and keep you having to control the out of position offensive starter in defensive series, or special teams plays similarly, as well or not I can't say because I don't know if this game mode he's playing here would respond in that manner to that type of out of the box roster alteration?)

 

[lavrentiyberia]

Phil is controlling the quarterback position player in this game, he attempts a low percentage likely-hood of completion forward pass to another eligiable reciever player on his team downfield in a difficult situation of plays left to move the ball a certain amount of yards to retain posession of the ball or score points, the reciever catches this difficult pass and has possesion of the ball now when a hit by the defense on him causes him to lose possession of the live ball, this is something that is completely out of the control of DPS's position player, there is actually nothing Phil can do this time as bugged football possession mechanics lets the defense recover the live ball fumble after the catch during the run and his offensive quarterback must sit on the bench as there will be no points scored by his team this possession of theirs and the offense and defense switches places on both teams' sidelines with possession having changed as a result of the play.

(If you wanted to really try to fuck with this game you could replace a defensive player, maybe, with the quarterback DSP is playing as here at like starting safety but whether the game will let you do that and keep you having to control the out of position offensive starter in defensive series, or special teams plays similarly, as well or not I can't say because I don't know if this game mode he's playing here would respond in that manner to that type of out of the box roster alteration?)

Use your head, DSP is playing as himself, do you really think he could play safety with his 12 herniated discs?

 

[Forbidden Math]

Isn't it like an old cliche that goldbrickers will complain about their backs to avoid work? Maybe DSP is old school just not 90's old school but like 1920's goldbricking scheming miner old school.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Same question where Phil was saying that eating out was the same price as just making stuff yourself he was asked about his digital subscriptions. Apparently he hasn't canceled them all like a sensible person filing for bankruptcy and is only "strongly debating" canceling his WWE subscription.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Use your head, DSP is playing as himself, do you really think he could play safety with his 12 herniated discs?

I erased my DDP yoga reply for brevity sake before I posted so, fine, you get it instead: Phil figured it out without chat's hand holding for once in his life and does the DDP yogas outside in the fresh Washington state air with more than enough room to freely do all the routines while pulling Champions four stars with wheelchair paypal tips every day, his back fixed itself dood!

 

[tzgnilki]

So apparently DSP got a tip suggesting that he make meals from home instead of eating out and DSP called the guy stupid and said that eating out costs the same as making food at home. DSP was also clearly talking about sit down restaurants because he said that he doesn't get appetitizers or desserts.

Just one more, albeit small, puzzle piece as to why he can't manage money.

on the bankruptcy application, his monthly food bill is $600 over an average of 30 days, that comes to $20 per day for 3 meals

so his meals at home cost an average of $6.66 a day, breakfast, lunch & dinner, he has said in the past "when he goes out on his day off, they get breakfast", I know he doesn't eat breakfast at home, but I don't think it matters cause he definitely isn't eating out for less than his average cost of food

this food cost on the bankruptcy application definitely includes his horse, so $3.33 per meal, per day

he wants ppl to believe he's eating out for less than $3.33 incl tax & tip but he's on record talking about $30 ramen

he's either lying or he's lying

 

[ZehnBoat]

so i was playing skyrim recently
i didn't know they put phil in the game

 

[FalsePositive]

so i was playing skyrim recently
i didn't know they put phil in the game

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That must be from his yakuza playthrough.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He did admit it once and followed it with saying he could only make sandwiches and premade meals. Dude can’t even make pancakes

He is so screwed.

so his meals at home cost an average of $6.66 a day

Devil's food cake all day?

 

[Kheapathic]

Considering he is on record saying:
1) The $400/month (now $364) he makes on Patreon is basically nothing
2) Renting the CT condo and earning a few extra hundred a month wasn't worth the hassle

I think we know the answer to that question.

His bankruptcy paperwork shows he was (allegedly) around -$50 in the hole every month. No way to make that up, property rental would in no way make up that measly $50 a month.

on the bankruptcy application, his monthly food bill is $600 over an average of 30 days, that comes to $20 per day for 3 meals

so his meals at home cost an average of $6.66 a day, breakfast, lunch & dinner, he has said in the past "when he goes out on his day off, they get breakfast", I know he doesn't eat breakfast at home, but I don't think it matters cause he definitely isn't eating out for less than his average cost of food

this food cost on the bankruptcy application definitely includes his horse, so $3.33 per meal, per day

he wants ppl to believe he's eating out for less than $3.33 incl tax & tip but he's on record talking about $30 ramen

he's either lying or he's lying

Just going off another lolcow data, so take that for what it's worth. But Chantal claims to spend $600/mo in money for food; and she's a 600lb mukbanger. She's also Canadian, so maybe there's a difference with the cost of things; but point being, Chantal claims to spend the same of what Phil claims to spend. Neither Phil nor the Khet are morbidly obese; so something isn't adding up.

 

[tzgnilki]

His bankruptcy paperwork shows he was (allegedly) around -$50 in the hole every month. No way to make that up, property rental would in no way make up that measly $50 a month.



Just going off another lolcow data, so take that for what it's worth. But Chantal claims to spend $600/mo in money for food; and she's a 600lb mukbanger. She's also Canadian, so maybe there's a difference with the cost of things; but point being, Chantal claims to spend the same of what Phil claims to spend. Neither Phil nor the Khet are morbidly obese; so something isn't adding up.

phil's $600 cost is for 2 people

 

[DZoomer]

I wonder how much of the earth-shatteringly stupid shit he says he actually believes. Surely he doesn't genuinely believe this. Phil's nature is to immediately react with a denial and/or a contradiction, no matter what you say - he'll just say what he thinks makes him look good at any given moment and deals with the consequences later. He's just happy to lie if it means he gets to shut down someone calling him out.

On the other hand, he's incredibly spoiled and has never really had to learn the value of money. Even when he was living in da ghetto he was still going to private school, living off his parents, or running up thousands in credit card debts. He's used to big spending, so I wonder if he genuinely can't distinguish between buying ingredients for $4 to cook at home and paying $40-50 each to eat out. Like he thinks that $36 difference (conservative estimate I know) is so small it's not even worth thinking about.

Food for thunks.

Gotta remember that this is Phil we're talking about. He actually is a really stupid individual.

His rationale for thinking that is probably something like "If I eat out with Khet, it'll cost 40 dollars in total. It's the same as me buying 40 dollars worth of ingredients in the market to make food at home. Stupid detractors, duhuh".

And that's it, his mind probably doesn't even register the fact that 40 dollars of ingredients would be enough for way more than just 2 meals.

Again, he really is just a very stupid person.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

something isn't adding up.

You have to factor in feeding Khet's bull.

 

[kiwirevolving]

TBF, it's not a guarantee that his shit will happen at 10. Depends on how backed up the court is. At the very least, he should do his second stream.

Going to point out something obvious that you 100% already know: Dave is a real hard working man dood, I'd be surprised if he doesn't take a staycation on Wednesday which is between his usual day off and his court hearing or whatever, I really don't see him stressed at all in his streams about all the shit he's in.

 

[2sm]

DSP probably uses Uber eats, a lot of streamers do. I doubt he's lying about his food bill. He's obviously bad with money and fat as shit.

On the plus side of his bad eating habits, food addiction and lack of exercise is that we will possibly witness him have a heart attack on stream in the next 10 years, he could have the heart condition of a 60 year old man by now.

 

[tzgnilki]

Going to point out something obvious that you 100% already know: Dave is a real hard working man dood, I'd be surprised if he doesn't take a staycation on Wednesday which is between his usual day off and his court hearing or whatever, I really don't see him stressed at all in his streams about all the shit he's in.

I don't think the reality will set in until the court date is a day or two away

 

[Nixxit]

I don't think the reality will set in until he's tried a little pignosis stunt on whatever official handles his case, and said official stares blankly at him for a second before asking him if he's taking them for an idiot. When was the last time Phil was faced with someone who didn't believe his BS, didn't pretend to, and couldn't be dismissed offhandedly with a lean-in, or simply closing the Kiwifarm tab ? My guess is that given his self-imposed isolation, it doesn't happen often, and he's getting used to it, being able to get away with his half-#ssed attempts at playing people.

I am legitimately of the opinion Phil thinks he'll get his bankruptcy approved, and that this will essentially solve all his money problems, give or take a few years of bad credit score. It's not that he isn't thinking about his future, it's that he thinks there's nothing to really worry about in it.

 

[actually]

I don't think the reality will set in until the court date is a day or two away

I don't think the reality will set in until he's tried a little pignosis stunt on whatever official handles his case, and said official stares blankly at him for a second before asking him if he's taking them for an idiot. When was the last time Phil was faced with someone who didn't believe his BS, didn't pretend to, and couldn't be dismissed offhandedly with a lean-in, or simply closing the Kiwifarm tab ? My guess is that given his self-imposed isolation, it doesn't happen often, and he's getting used to it, being able to get away with his half-#ssed attempts at playing people.

I am legitimately of the opinion Phil thinks he'll get his bankruptcy approved, and that this will essentially solve all his money problems, give or take a few years of bad credit score. It's not that he isn't thinking about his future, it's that he thinks there's nothing to really worry about in it.

Agreed. Reality won't set in until or unless his debt isn't bippity-boppity-booped away after a 10 minute meeting. Only if/when he actually has to face the prospect of being made to tighten his pajama pant drawstrings will he realize what's happening.

 

[TheTractor]

''I don't save money eating a rhamen at the restaurant instead of a meel at home, wow look at this fucking morhan''

Neck yourself already Dave.