Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

When you find someone randomly citing Bob...

Source: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/YMMV/MadMax

 

[Mola Ram]

When you find someone randomly citing Bob...
View attachment 1161104
Source: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/YMMV/MadMax

It's a rotten, sickening feeling, yes, but leave us not forget that TVTropes is 180-proof distilled autism.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Buddha sacrificed his privileges in life to seek enlightenment and inner peace. I don't trust Bob to surrender his obsession with Mario and 80s American pop culture to grow as a human being.

The only way Bob can grow as a human being is measured in pounds, the fat fuck.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I've heard it attributed to Don, though I can't find the exact quote, that you can make a movie for kids scary and as long as it has a happy ending the kids will be fine.

All I can say to that is that young me was NOT fine with All Dogs Go To Heaven. Seriously, I STILL remember the dream about hell and nothing else from the entire movie.

 

[Marissa Moira]

All I can say to that is that young me was NOT fine with All Dogs Go To Heaven. Seriously, I STILL remember the dream about hell and nothing else from the entire movie.

Have you ever seen "Where The Red Fern Grows"?

 

[RSVP]

Bob's dick is posting on Twitter again.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Have you ever seen "Where The Red Fern Grows"?

God, I cried like a little bitch when we read that in elementary school.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Have you ever seen "Where The Red Fern Grows"?

God, I cried like a little bitch when we read that in elementary school.

Funny how a book that features dogs tearing each other apart graphically and a boy getting killed by an ax is considered not just halal, but is required reading for preteens in a lot of places. In general, books get away with A LOT more shit than movies do. Don Bluth's stuff is pretty tame by comparison, he just got in trouble because his medium is visual.

Bob's dick is posting on Twitter again.
View attachment 1161241

Robert, if Princess Peach were real she would friendzone and then ghost you hard.

 

[BScCollateral]

Have you ever seen "Where The Red Fern Grows"?

Afraid not, although I really should. How does it compare to Zindy the Swamp Boy?

 

[BubbleButt]

Robert, if Princess Peach were real she would friendzone and then ghost you hard.

She wouldn't know who he is or that he even exists.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

She wouldn't know who he is or that he even exists.

Obviously I'm assuming a situation where she ended up forced into close proximity with this disturbing, smelly, foul tempered Mario cosplayer stalker.

Robert could make a good minor antagonist in Paper Mario.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Obviously I'm assuming a situation where she ended up forced into close proximity with this disturbing, smelly, foul tempered Mario cosplayer stalker.

Robert could make a good minor antagonist in Paper Mario.

Been done in Super paper mario. Look up a character named Francis. He like bob, prefers forums and the internet in his mancave than actually interacting with people in person.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Been done in Super paper mario. Look up a character named Francis. He like bob, prefers forums and the internet in his mancave than actually interacting with people in person.

Holy fuck.

Robert has his very own canon Paper Mario avatar!

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Welp I think I can officially say that Robert "Moviebob" Chipman retweeting an evangelion edit of Total Drama Island characters is the strangest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Flexo]

View attachment 1161438

Welp I think I can officially say that Robert "Moviebob" Chipman retweeting an evangelion edit of Total Drama Island characters is the strangest thing I've ever seen.

Now THERE'S a creative and entertaining remake pitch I'd pay to see.

Oh and Bob didn't come up with it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Total Drama Island was never good.

It should have been a Clone High edit.

 

[The tired cat]

View attachment 1161438

Welp I think I can officially say that Robert "Moviebob" Chipman retweeting an evangelion edit of Total Drama Island characters is the strangest thing I've ever seen.

Heeey crossing two shitty series into one huge shit pile. Now there's a match made in hell.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s Bob’s reaction to Bob Iger stepping down from Disney CEO.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

View attachment 1161438

Welp I think I can officially say that Robert "Moviebob" Chipman retweeting an evangelion edit of Total Drama Island characters is the strangest thing I've ever seen.

I saw this, thought it was Danny Phantom, shuddered, and then forgot about it till now.

 

[This Bangs In Pakistan]

Here’s Bob’s reaction to Bob Iger stepping down from Disney CEO.
View attachment 1161632

AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH I'M CONSOOMING AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH