Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%
  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%
  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%
  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%
  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%

  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .
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Has Smug considered the possibility that some of her followers have never played/heard of persona? I say that because introducing persona to people as “the game where two fags chase two high schoolers around a red light district” isn’t probably a good idea.
 
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At the risk of my goodboy points getting negged, I'd dick her down raw and do a surprise finish in her mouth.
I can't blame you. I like chestlets so I'd probably hit it too. Not date, though. She reminds me too much of a lady I knew who would do awful things to her boyfriends and then use the looming threat of suicide to keep them from leaving.
 
Smug’s been simping for this Poe’s Law guy. I’m going to give her a generous benefit of doubt that it’s just friendship, but it could be possible she’s into him. He’s popular, has a very big account that wasn’t bought by followers, nice personality. It’s probably nothing more than buddy buddy big account twitter friendship, but she interacts with him more than her own boyfriend.
 
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I’m sure a lot people followed you for that Smug. Side note, very interesting that she hasn’t mentioned her Asian heritage at all!

That's nothing, it's been over half a year since she's mentioned her Russian heritage or even tweeted in Cyrillic.
 
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Smug’s been simping for this Poe’s Law guy. I’m going to give her a generous benefit of doubt that it’s just friendship, but it could be possible she’s into him. He’s popular, has a very big account that wasn’t bought by followers, nice personality. It’s probably nothing more than buddy buddy big account twitter friendship, but she interacts with him more than her own boyfriend.

Never gonna happen, he's already interested and practically taken/smitten for another user, and everyone publically knows it.

If it weren't for his current housing situation, he'd already be deep innit.
"Look at the E-thot salt mines." I can't believe she'd talk about herself like that. Smh
And they say Denial is just a river in Africa.

Sooner she stops lying to herself, the sooner she can salavage her company and eventually become the female Billy Usher.

It's going to end up being all you're good for past drunken hookups,if you keep this up, Lauren.

Hitmarkers, hit markers everywhere.
 
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