Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[SqueakyClean]

How can they do kegels? SRS doesn't give you vaginal muscles.

Maybe the pelvic floor that they bored out still has a little fight left in it.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

Am I misreading this? He likes the sound of getting off from the sensation of using a penis for sex? Then why did he cut it off?! Never mind I don't want to know, I'm not sure anyone, including Kevin, really knows what he wants anymore. Or at least he isn't willing to admit that he regrets severing his peen, destroying his pleasure nerves and creating a gopping, hair-lined stoma.

 

[Bani]

How can they do kegels? SRS doesn't give you vaginal muscles.

Both sexes can do kegels, because both have pelvic floor muscles. However, they're shaped a little differently, and women generally have larger, stronger pelvic floor muscles. This is because women have larger pelvic cavities, allowing space for more muscle tissue.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

What does tugboat mean in this context?

 

[Peaches Demure]

What does tugboat mean in this context?

Financial aid from the government.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What does tugboat mean in this context?

Easy money they didn't work for. Gov't assistance, inheritance, handouts from their parents, whatever that tugs their boat along.
Edit: ninja'd.

 

[BallBuster]

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Am I misreading this? He likes the sound of getting off from the sensation of using a penis for sex? Then why did he cut it off?! Never mind I don't want to know, I'm not sure anyone, including Kevin, really knows what he wants anymore. Or at least he isn't willing to admit that he regrets severing his peen, destroying his pleasure nerves and creating a gopping, hair-lined stoma.

Cuts off dick so he can use a strap on. Troon logic at its finest. Thank fucking Christ these people can’t reproduce.

 

[Paul Barker!]

Well he probably isn’t feeling much either way.

 

[Piss Bear]

Well he probably isn’t feeling much either way.

Hm, you’re right. With his regular dick he probably wouldn’t even be able to get erect nor stay erect due to HRT. Strap-ons don’t have that problem.

And the appeal to using strap-ons as a dickless male I’d guess is “mUh GeNdEr EuPhOrIa” because lesbians use strap-ons... sometimes. Wouldn’t you think that’d actually cause them to feel gender dysphoric, since they are nearly having sex the same way they would as their birth gender, though? Nothing Kev does makes much sense.

I seriously doubt Kevin ever felt gender dysphoria anyways. What he experienced is probably frustration that he couldn’t have the same hawt lesbeen sex he saw in porn, and felt entitled to be able to experience it for himself.

 

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ranch update - it's the mortgage company's fault
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Kevin sheds a little light on where his tugboat is coming from there too

being gross
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stupid takes
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delusion
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nigga them kegels ain't gonna do shit for you

sexualizing everything
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Kevin whinges that he forgot a tiny little thing he had to do while in Denver today... inform his doctor that his rotpocket stitches are coming loose
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so his sycophants encourage him to try a DIY homejob, and he snippily refuses
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and then 20 minutes later gets one of the troon ranch mafia to tidy up his disintegrating stinkhole anyway
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thanks for letting us know Kev, we were all worried about you

Kevin enjoys being stepped on?
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i bet Kevin secretly loved having a speculum used on him (if it's not a lie to garner woman-points anyway), and is loudly pretending to hate it because 'well, ALL girls hate it after all!'
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annnnnd piss fetish
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a little Kevin lore
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Is this how Kevin learns? He reads something and whether or not he likes the idea is what makes it true?

Because delusion is second to factuality, naturally.

The penis doesn't have an muscles, although men can contract their pelvic floor.

However, since the penis has no musculature, your neovagina therefor doesn't have any musculature or similar function either and I'm fairly certain your pelvic floor has been completely obliterated, so kegals aren't going to do a thing for you other than make you less incontinent for about five years. Have fun with that.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Hm, you’re right. With his regular dick he probably wouldn’t even be able to get erect nor stay erect due to HRT. Strap-ons don’t have that problem.

And the appeal to using strap-ons as a dickless male I’d guess is “mUh GeNdEr EuPhOrIa” because lesbians use strap-ons... sometimes. Wouldn’t you think that’d actually cause them to feel gender dysphoric, since they are nearly having sex the same way they would as their birth gender, though? Nothing Kev does makes much sense.

I seriously doubt Kevin ever felt gender dysphoria anyways. What he experienced is probably frustration that he couldn’t have the same hawt lesbeen sex he saw in porn, and felt entitled to be able to experience it for himself.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine two castrated males faking orgasms -- forever."

 

[AJneedsElocution]

ranch update - it's the mortgage company's fault
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Surely the the obvious conclusion here is they haven't put down enough cash for the down-payment/fees?


Also didnt they get some kind of Govt/state loan for their ranch adventure,not even started properly yet and they are going broke even with handouts,bodes well for the future

 

[Bani]

ranch update - it's the mortgage company's fault
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Kevin sheds a little light on where his tugboat is coming from there too

being gross
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stupid takes
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delusion
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nigga them kegels ain't gonna do shit for you

sexualizing everything
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Kevin whinges that he forgot a tiny little thing he had to do while in Denver today... inform his doctor that his rotpocket stitches are coming loose
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so his sycophants encourage him to try a DIY homejob, and he snippily refuses
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and then 20 minutes later gets one of the troon ranch mafia to tidy up his disintegrating stinkhole anyway
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thanks for letting us know Kev, we were all worried about you

Kevin enjoys being stepped on?
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i bet Kevin secretly loved having a speculum used on him (if it's not a lie to garner woman-points anyway), and is loudly pretending to hate it because 'well, ALL girls hate it after all!'
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annnnnd piss fetish
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a little Kevin lore
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What's this shit about being "dysphoric" in middle school? Motherfucker, you had a fucking beard for like ten years. Where was your *~*crippling dysphoria*~* then?

 

[Actual Transphobe]

What's this shit about being "dysphoric" in middle school? Motherfucker, you had a fucking beard for like ten years. Where was your *~*crippling dysphoria*~* then?

He's rewriting his past for pity points, and to further meld with the troon cult. Trannies 101

 

[stupid fuck]

What's this shit about being "dysphoric" in middle school? Motherfucker, you had a fucking beard for like ten years. Where was your *~*crippling dysphoria*~* then?

troons are addicted to personal history erasure. they must change their past to fit their present to maintain relevance and dominance within the ever-sprawling, ever-grifting Rat King. this is why you not only see them lying about their childhood, but also constantly reiterating their personal Marvel™ origin story in long winded, unsolicited tweetstorms and dumblr posts that seem to alter small details in each retelling to fit whatever weird trend is permeating troon social media at the time.

"my doctor said i was dealing with my mental illness by creating multiple personalities, i was soooo plural, even as a child!"

no, motherfucker. you were an autistic kid who never bothered growing up, and now you LARP 24/7 on twitter for the peanut gallery (minus the nut in Kevin's case) who you not only rely on for asspats, but also financial support. its a grim ballet these troons have to perform, lying, begging and grovelling just to prevent themselves from committing sudoku.

Kevin even admitted a week or so ago that his stories about his childhood seem to conflict all the time because he was confused or oppressed or some shit as a kid, and it's just too complicated to explain because he's such a complicated person.

edit: the admission in question


anyway, if i could put the jigsaw pieces and top hats away, there's new eye candy of Kev and Jen/Norintha. he must be feeling extra amorous after Jen fixed his frankenditch stitches yesterday.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

wait... he cut off his dick but is excited at the prospect of using a strap-on and "getting off from it"?

Buyers remorse in 5...4...3...2...

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

troons are addicted to personal history erasure. they must change their past to fit their present to maintain relevance and dominance within the ever-sprawling, ever-grifting Rat King. this is why you not only see them lying about their childhood, but also constantly reiterating their personal Marvel™ origin story in long winded, unsolicited tweetstorms and dumblr posts that seem to alter small details in each retelling to fit whatever weird trend is permeating troon social media at the time.

"my doctor said i was dealing with my mental illness by creating multiple personalities, i was soooo plural, even as a child!"

no, motherfucker. you were an autistic kid who never bothered growing up, and now you LARP 24/7 on twitter for the peanut gallery (minus the nut in Kevin's case) who you not only rely on for asspats, but also financial support. its a grim ballet these troons have to perform, lying, begging and grovelling just to prevent themselves from committing sudoku.

Kevin even admitted a week or so ago that his stories about his childhood seem to conflict all the time because he was confused or oppressed or some shit as a kid, and it's just too complicated to explain because he's such a complicated person.

anyway, if i could put the jigsaw pieces and top hats away, there's new eye candy of Kev and Jen/Norintha. he must be feeling extra amorous after Jen fixed his frankenditch stitches yesterday.

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Note how similar they look. Like troon brothers.

 

[Piss Bear]

troons are addicted to personal history erasure. they must change their past to fit their present to maintain relevance and dominance within the ever-sprawling, ever-grifting Rat King. this is why you not only see them lying about their childhood, but also constantly reiterating their personal Marvel™ origin story in long winded, unsolicited tweetstorms and dumblr posts that seem to alter small details in each retelling to fit whatever weird trend is permeating troon social media at the time.

"my doctor said i was dealing with my mental illness by creating multiple personalities, i was soooo plural, even as a child!"

no, motherfucker. you were an autistic kid who never bothered growing up, and now you LARP 24/7 on twitter for the peanut gallery (minus the nut in Kevin's case) who you not only rely on for asspats, but also financial support. its a grim ballet these troons have to perform, lying, begging and grovelling just to prevent themselves from committing sudoku.

Kevin even admitted a week or so ago that his stories about his childhood seem to conflict all the time because he was confused or oppressed or some shit as a kid, and it's just too complicated to explain because he's such a complicated person.

anyway, if i could put the jigsaw pieces and top hats away, there's new eye candy of Kev and Jen/Norintha. he must be feeling extra amorous after Jen fixed his frankenditch stitches yesterday.

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God, neither of these even remotely read as female at first glance. They both have very male features. The brows, the jawline, the pointed chins, etc. Why tf didn’t they invest in makeup and FFS before they went for the extreme surgery? They don’t even pass as ugly women... more like nerdy males with long hair.

I admit making fun of trans people is very low-hanging fruit. I don’t really want to make fun of them, they make it too easy as it is, but for fuck’s sake could they put at least some effort into appearing female? Goddamn.

 

[El Gordo Ramsay Sex Dwarf]

Yeah, they all seem to end up looking like Garth.

 

[Bani]

troons are addicted to personal history erasure. they must change their past to fit their present to maintain relevance and dominance within the ever-sprawling, ever-grifting Rat King. this is why you not only see them lying about their childhood, but also constantly reiterating their personal Marvel™ origin story in long winded, unsolicited tweetstorms and dumblr posts that seem to alter small details in each retelling to fit whatever weird trend is permeating troon social media at the time.

"my doctor said i was dealing with my mental illness by creating multiple personalities, i was soooo plural, even as a child!"

no, motherfucker. you were an autistic kid who never bothered growing up, and now you LARP 24/7 on twitter for the peanut gallery (minus the nut in Kevin's case) who you not only rely on for asspats, but also financial support. its a grim ballet these troons have to perform, lying, begging and grovelling just to prevent themselves from committing sudoku.

Kevin even admitted a week or so ago that his stories about his childhood seem to conflict all the time because he was confused or oppressed or some shit as a kid, and it's just too complicated to explain because he's such a complicated person.

anyway, if i could put the jigsaw pieces and top hats away, there's new eye candy of Kev and Jen/Norintha. he must be feeling extra amorous after Jen fixed his frankenditch stitches yesterday.

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Note how similar they look. Like troon brothers.

Given how narcissistic troons are, it doesn't surprise me that Kevin decided to fuck someone who looks almost exactly like him, complete with greasy dyed hair and stupid tattoo choker. Literally the only difference between these two people are the colors of their sweatshirts.