It must hurt to wear those ridiculously tiny denim short-shorts. And not just his apparently non-functional (yeah bullshit) nads, either.
Jacob can't really believe he looks attractive in these photos. Right? He lost weight for a while (for Chris, apparently), but he's piled what tiny amount he did lose back on and added to it too. He's shaped like a basketball. Or a half deflated old balloon. Even without his downy looking face he's incredibly unattractive. Roleplaying a nutjob online only makes it worse.