Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

"Christ has the mommy places."
That's one hell of a Freudian slip right there...
I just caught that he says in the first picture I posted he has a worker who can cook, does this mean Jacob is at the Kylie Brooks level of special needs where he needs a social worker to come over and help him cook and clean his house etc?
Those of you who voted 'Other' in the poll, could you specify whom you think Sockness will fall for next?
I’ll admit I voted with my heart instead of my brain. I would love to see how Hooviya would handle someone like Jacob.
 
Those of you who voted 'Other' in the poll, could you specify whom you think Sockness will fall for next?
I don't know half the cow on the list and I barely follow the ones I know. I voted other because I am assuming he will be fawning over an undiscovered cow sooner or later.
 
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It must hurt to wear those ridiculously tiny denim short-shorts. And not just his apparently non-functional (yeah bullshit) nads, either.

Jacob can't really believe he looks attractive in these photos. Right? He lost weight for a while (for Chris, apparently), but he's piled what tiny amount he did lose back on and added to it too. He's shaped like a basketball. Or a half deflated old balloon. Even without his downy looking face he's incredibly unattractive. Roleplaying a nutjob online only makes it worse.
I'm assuming he took that naked selfie in a mirror. See that bulge on the side? That's not how fat hangs. That's an enlarged liver.
 
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I think Sickness is more like Herpes because he keeps coming back.

That's true, for a few days I actually thought that Sockness gave up his CWC stalking, but then 5 days later, he spams his Twitter with how much he wants Chris and Yaniv to play mommy and give him his hugs and breast feed him etc.

Give me a few hours whilst I just projectile vomit endlessly in horror.
 
This actually explains a lot if true.
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This actually explains a lot if true.
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He's probably making it up to try and encourage Chris into the whole incest/paedophilic fantasy world he's into just like when he said his mother was dead when really his entire family ditched him because of his erratic behavior. And Sockness doesn't live in a house, he actually lives in small, tiny, cramped apartment built inside some secure building that provides accommodation with care at home for psychotic fucktards.
 
He's probably making it up to try and encourage Chris into the whole incest/paedophilic fantasy world he's into just like when he said his mother was dead when really his entire family ditched him because of his erratic behavior. And Sockness doesn't live in a house, he actually lives in small, tiny, cramped apartment built inside some secure building that provides accommodation with care at home for psychotic fucktards.

C'mon. A lot of people use the word "house" when they mean "home".
 
Excuse me while I vomit at the thought of a Barb corpse real doll.
No don't worry, the corpse isn't Barb's. Sockness said that he needs Barb's ashes. So the bones would have to be obtained via grave robbing or good old fashioned murder.
 
From these tweets, they are implying that Jacob's relations with his late mother mirrors that of Chris and Barb. In some way, Jacob's state is like a what-if if Barb died before Bob did.

Sockness' mom ain't dead, neither is his father. He lied about his entire family being dead to get attention. It's already been revealed that Sockness' family abandoned him because of his mental health problems, MKRNightVee doxxed Sockness' background and Gibi Devon aka "Lucas" from Youtube had confirmed it as well.

Never trust a word that comes out of Sockness' mouth!

Sockness told Chris that his mom died from cancer as well as telling an anonymous interviewer in a viral video, he then told a group of other people that his mother committed suicide as a sacrifice to save that fantasy world Kidsuana and then suddenly he sends some photos to complete strangers whilst drunk of a woman kissing him saying how lucky he is to have such a wonderful mommy.

The truth is Sockness was a problem child since the day he was born and was a complete spoiled brat, he was in special ed yet it did not help him at all, it just made him think that he could use disabilities as an excuse to get out of trouble, as he got older, his family grew tired of his tantrums and crazy shit they decided to put him in a group home with other autistics. His family ain't dead, they disowned him by choice.

Just wanna remind everyone Barb isn't dead yet.

Barb's definitely alive, Sockness wants her dead though so he can control Chris, he's already admitted in his drunken ramblings on Reddit that he wants to harm Barb. The guy is psychotic!
 
"I created our protector Autismo with my mothers remain."

I wanted to learn more about Autismo. Sounded reeeeetarded, but wholesome. So I googled "Sockness + Autismo."

 
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