Fatal Walter
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Lucas with a box cutter is somehow less threatening than Elliot Rodger with a hammer. I feel like last time someone died due to a box cutter was 9/11
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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TelemeresDaddy69
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He's right, we don't deserve his friendship. Given he's admitted he would abuse any irl friends he makes and try to steal from them frequently
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Angry Lucas is my favorite Lucas. His gorilla posturing and sexual and scatalogical language all the while shaking his fat hooters makes me wanna horse laugh. So transparently phony. Lucas, you wouldn’t do anything in a face to face confrontation except run away.
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I'd at least be cautious around him if he has the box cutter out for any reason. I doubt (at least in his present level of sanity) he would intentionally use it against someone, but I can see the possibility of someone getting him angry enough to lash out without thinking and inadvertently slash it at someone. Much like the whole glass throwing incident with suzanne. and in that kind of situation it doesn't take much for a box cutter like that to do a significant amount of damage if it happens to connect with anything
That said, i'm surprised they allow anybody in the building to even have something like that, given how dangerous it can be if someone with a short temper and a violent streak loses their shit. You would think a building like that would have a strict no weapon of any kind policy, including things like box cutters
Yea, face to face Lucas is a coward. He's more the type if he goes raging psycho, wait till the other's back is turned, come up from behind to attack.
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Creep can't even walk at a reasonable pace without getting winded within 30 seconds. There is no way in hell he'd be running away from a confrontation. He'd probably just sit there trying not to cry until whoever was trying to start a fight with him either felt bad and left or realized that punching the fat, wheezing, nearly crying creep who isn't even trying to fight back would be a bad look.
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Frightened by approaching frat boys calling out for their "bitches", the wern sensing he may soon be called a creeper, briefly focuses all his attentions away from his current task at hand.
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That's a very nice box cutter Lucas has. And a very ridiculous weapon to threaten people with. Threatening people through YouTube is already ridiculous enough. I hope none of us homo gay fay-gets report his channel.
I enjoyed the foreshadowing. "Sounded like a box cutter." Next video: brandishes a a box cutter, talks about being called a creep.
I enjoyed the foreshadowing. "Sounded like a box cutter." Next video: brandishes a a box cutter, talks about being called a creep.
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A slash to the throat that connects well and you can bleed out in seconds. Box cutters are nothing to fuck around with. I knew someone who got cut to the back and somehow, through his shirt and ribcage, it nicked his lung, though that doesn't seem like it should be possible.
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Actually, the scissors are more formidable becausr they can stab. I know a dude that got "hit up" with a boxcutter while incarcerated. He scarred up, of course, but he was grateful he hadn't been poked.
Man, I just sperged like a neckbeard comparing a katana vs a rapier or something. Feels right.
Of course it can do damage. Its a blade. A very short blade that dudes to cut boxes. A step above threatening someone with scissors.
Actually, the scissors are more formidable becausr they can stab. I know a dude that got "hit up" with a boxcutter while incarcerated. He scarred up, of course, but he was grateful he hadn't been poked.
Man, I just sperged like a neckbeard comparing a katana vs a rapier or something. Feels right.
TelemeresDaddy69
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Man that bald patch though, I figured he grew the greasy mullet to at least try to hide it. Idk what's worse, him having tits big enough to make his crush Ariel Winter jealous, or having a landing pad bald spotFrightened by approaching frat boys calling out for their "bitches", the wern sensing he may soon be called a creeper, briefly focuses all his attentions away from his current task at hand.
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I dunno, I think all danger from Lucas is negated as long as you can walk away from him at a somewhat brisk pace. Up stairs or something.
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Lucas reveals that he became an atheist after he first had sex. Because sex felt so good that he knew God couldn't be real? I don't completely understand, unsurprisingly.
Lucas seems to have now given up completely on the telomere nonsense, and it seems to have replaced it entirely with using the Bible. Claiming that Christian girls need to date him because older men with gray hair are more righteous, misunderstanding theology in the same way he misunderstands and Cherry pics science.
He really doesn't seem to have missed a step in transitioning from supposedly being an atheist, with all of the telomere business coming from his focus on science and reason, to now transitioning to someone who, despite the fact that he still rabidly criticizes Christians, attempts to use their theology in exactly the same fashion that he used the telomere nonsense.
If there was ever any doubt that all of the telomere business was entirely self-serving and only meant to apply to Lucas himself, that doubt is gone now.
Edit: Lucas has decided to try to reverse the no true Scotsman fallacy, and throw it back in the faces of Christian girls, by deciding that he can judge who is and isn't a Christian. Of course this is only related to whether these girls "love" Lucas, because if they don't love him they're not loving everyone, the way the Bible tells them they're supposed to, therefore they're not Christian I guess?
As stupid as Lucas is, and as simplistic as this all is, it's really fairly nasty to attempt to repurpose peoples spirituality as a tool to try to get oneself laid.
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Lucas reveals that he's decided that all of his threats are okay, because as long as he doesn't write them down, or say them to anybody, and he only says them in his "worry closet", the threats aren't serious.
He's just "airing them out" with himself.
Lucas ends this video with a protracted criticism of the way liberal male feminists talk, how that makes them gay, and how the real manly thing to do, is to keep the fire, meaning to stay home sitting on your ass like Lucas does, while the female goes out and pics nuts and berries.
Lucas ain't no lispy queer. He "maintains the fire". Now he just needs your nuts and berries.
Leftist are better than liberals, if I've got that straight. Lucas doesn't have a problem with homosexuals, no not at all, he just uses gay as his default insult for all the groups of people he dislikes the most, like Republicans. The inconsistency between gay being his go-to insult, and claiming he's not homophobic, unsurprisingly doesn't bother Lucas at all. Imagine my shock.
Lucas ends this video with a typical self-contradiction, by stating that leftists whether they're male or female have balls, and that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, being a leftist, is more feminine than Hillary Clinton, who sounds like a dude. But Lucas I thought leftists had balls? Balls whether they were "up here" (indicates a woman's breasts), or "down here" (pats his nethers)? Yeah he's a jackass.
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Sad he’s given up on the teleomeres angle. Scientist Lucas was my favorite Lucas. It gave an interesting insight into his mental illness and his narcissism. His pompous delusion of having some universal secret he alone had decoded made him far more fascinating than the sad sack, angry crank who just wants to get laid that he really is.
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The one and only reason Lucas has quit mooing about telomeres is because that scientist, Eisenberg, sent him that cease and desist letter. That scared the hell out of Lucas. He thought they would sue him and garnish his tugboat check. "They gunna take ma tardbux.".
If not for that he would still be ranting and raving about them and how he has superior sperm. But having his tugboat cut off or lessened scared him into not talking about it anymore. Now, he is really playing the angle of his EBT card and that somehow makes him a true socialist because he lives off the tax payers and that should get him the Gen Z Yang gangsters and Bern feelers.
If not for that he would still be ranting and raving about them and how he has superior sperm. But having his tugboat cut off or lessened scared him into not talking about it anymore. Now, he is really playing the angle of his EBT card and that somehow makes him a true socialist because he lives off the tax payers and that should get him the Gen Z Yang gangsters and Bern feelers.
TelemeresDaddy69
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He really does lack even the most basic level of self awareness, just a month ago he labelled himself as a liberal
He also called himself a feminist so he's really just making fun of himself, but Lucas is probably too r(
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Probably why he's gone to using religion, nobody can really use legal action against him to stop using their belief to try to groom children like Eisenberg can with his research. Surprised Lucas didn't try Islam, pretty sure he'd find a lot easier a time getting a child bride like he's always wanted
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Agreed, my favorite part early in this thread was when Lucas believed he knew how to build a time machine to win the lottery.
His delusion was so powerful that he thought he could figure out the little details by auditing a community college math class, which he failed at.
It's like a dark, gritty reboot of the movie "Big" but instead of Tom Hanks being naive and good-spirited, he carried all the worst traits of childhood, like a "might means right" philosophy and that "science is basically magic that adults can do".
That was much funnier than this dime-a-dozen fedora tipping atheism.
TelemeresDaddy69
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Give it time, Lucas is very dedicated to finding excuses to justify his creep behaviour, he'll probably find new 'research' he has misinterpreted. Or maybe after a year he'll become brave enough to start using telomeres again thinking Eisenberg has forgotten or something
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You know this tard would probably fumble the cutter in a second of pulling it then waddle off when you reach in your pocket for your cell phone to take a pic of him for the cops or internet, thinking you were going for a piece. He couldn't even open simple food packaging without a great deal of effort for the caviar hell ride a month ago
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Lucas's video about Genesis shows he's back into his pseudo-intellectual self.
A man with zero understanding of basic math or science (as demonstrated by his failures in education) and a shit moral compass thinks he has the right to discuss the Divine.
ETA: A fat bastard who was diabetic in his 30s going on about diet
ETA2: Talking about atheism and knives (studying the blade) - Lucas is full m'lady now isn't he?
A man with zero understanding of basic math or science (as demonstrated by his failures in education) and a shit moral compass thinks he has the right to discuss the Divine.
ETA: A fat bastard who was diabetic in his 30s going on about diet
ETA2: Talking about atheism and knives (studying the blade) - Lucas is full m'lady now isn't he?