Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[BallBuster]

I'm so perplexed with this man calling himself a lesbian despite only being attracted to non-passing troons (and fetish cartoons i guess), wouldn't it just be easier to be a gay man?

Lesbian? Half his posts are about wanting to get fucked in his maw of sadness and how he loves to drink cum.

 

[Kuwomi]

Lesbian? Half his posts are about wanting to get fucked in his maw of sadness and how he loves to drink cum.

You don't understand, bigot, he only wants to drink GIRL cum from GIRL dicks. You know, just feminine things!

 

[sadstuck]

Wait a minute... could this be self awareness of the sheer cognitive dissonance of transgenderism?

 

[Piss Bear]

Wait a minute... could this be self awareness of the sheer cognitive dissonance of transgenderism?
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Nah it’s pity bait. They are both pity baiting.

But now he’s kinda taking the attention off the original poster and making it about him. He’s prob gonna get all those @‘s showering him with ass-kisses instead of the OP, lol. What a piece of shit.

 

[LTO Data Cartridge]

Wait a minute... could this be self awareness of the sheer cognitive dissonance of transgenderism?
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The troon is, in a way, an opportunist. They have a set of sexual fantasies, and they see transgenderism as an opportunity to actualize that fantasy, with no concern whatsoever with the logical underpinnings of transgenderism. The whole mess of transgenderism hinges on some post-modern bullshit where nothing actually means anything and that a hairy bodybuilder can be a princess, and that all symbols of the masculine and feminine are artificial constructs. The troon, however, cannot hold these views without experiencing dissonance; their fetish revolves around acquiring and identifying with these "artificial" symbols of gender; otherwise they would have no metric by which to evaluate how well they've fulfilled their fantasies. However, they're still socially compelled to adopt the whole transgender ideology, despite the fact that it doesn't really fit their goals. That's how you get tweets like this where you can see a hint of self-awareness bubbling to the surface only to be absolved by defense mechanisms; usually they're rationalized away, but in this case they're just trying to bury it under comedy and are able to get away with it because all of their peers want to believe too.

 

[stupid fuck]

thanks Kevin, very cool


just girl problems

some more tugboat info there too

and if you're wondering, i couldn't even find the triple XL Rex that Kevin calls 'goals', but this is the XL for reference

Spoiler: nsfw - big old dog dick dilly

sTaY sAfE tHoUgHtS aNd PrAyErS


no you're not


annnnd piss fetish


Kevin doesn't want to be a woman, he wants to be a tRaNsWoMaN


Kevin graces us with his useless opinions


Kevin's idea of flirting (i keep lmaoing every time Ryan shows up because i now know what a gross looking fucker he is)

Spoiler: small note about penny

while this is sad and i don't want to poke fun at it, i note that Penny is also a fatherless troon

 

[0 0]

That's almost as revolting as your urine fetish, Kevin, but as long as it keeps you from those poor alpacas, you can rupture your sigmoid colon with as many faux dog penises as you can.

And thanks for sharing what a useless leech you are by whinging about your inheritance like you did anything beyond being born to earn it. That's almost as disgusting as the animal dildos.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

All that e-begging and Kevin has not only spent money on kids toys he's now bought a nearly $200 dildo for his unhealed crotch stoma that he himself has claimed he is struggling to fit a dialator in?

This bothers me so much I looked it up.



So assuming he's using the blue one still (1 1/4" dia.) He wants to fit a 2.5" dia. toy in that gash of his. I literally cannot wait to read about how he's torn himself asunder.

That, or someone needs to work out where they are buying and replace the Rex with a fleshlight when it turns up.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

All that e-begging and Kevin has not only spent money on kids toys he's now bought a nearly $200 dildo for his unhealed crotch stoma that he himself has claimed he is struggling to fit a dialator in?

This bothers me so much I looked it up.

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So assuming he's using the blue one still (1 1/4" dia.) He wants to fit a 2.5" dia. toy in that gash of his. I literally cannot wait to read about how he's torn himself asunder.

That, or someone needs to work out where they are buying and replace the Rex with a fleshlight when it turns up.

"Hi, my name is Kathryn and this is Jackass!"
AFAIK we don't have a knockout study on alpaca dick size, but he might have bought it in preparation of being Mx. Hands.

 

[DumbDude42]

thread has barely been up for a month and a half and is already nearing 70 pages
that's quite an achievement for a random twitter troon tbh

 

[Vietnam Ron]

They clearly fear his master's very ta/k/ti/k/ool Five-seveN.
Or the vengeance of the alpaca dongs.

Overpriced shitty plastic pinker that makes a joke out of FN.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

"Hi, my name is Kathryn and this is Jackass!"
AFAIK we don't have a knockout study on alpaca dick size, but he might have bought it in preparation of being Mx. Hands.

JohnCena.gif

Spoiler: I need to be more productive with my free time

The penis is fibroelastic, with a small (approximately 1 cm across) cartilaginous process that has a hooklike curve at its tip (Fig. 115-5). The length of the nonerect penis in the alpaca is 26 cm, and the sigmoid flexure is prescrotal.6 The prepuce is small, located approximately 15 cm caudal to the umbilicus, and has a triangular opening that is oriented caudally.1 During urination, camelids direct the stream of urine backward between the hind legs. The protractor preputial muscle pulls the prepuce forward before mating, changing the direction of the preputial opening and thus allowing for the penis to be directed forward.

Edit:Forgot the quote

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

All that e-begging and Kevin has not only spent money on kids toys he's now bought a nearly $200 dildo for his unhealed crotch stoma that he himself has claimed he is struggling to fit a dialator in?

This bothers me so much I looked it up.

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So assuming he's using the blue one still (1 1/4" dia.) He wants to fit a 2.5" dia. toy in that gash of his. I literally cannot wait to read about how he's torn himself asunder.

That, or someone needs to work out where they are buying and replace the Rex with a fleshlight when it turns up.

A neovag can't be stretched like an actual vagina. This looney troon is going to rip his butchered crotch apart.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Overpriced shitty plastic pinker that makes a joke out of FN.

Plinker? I mean yeah, but >buying an overpriced handgun using overpriced proprietary cartridge for plinking
According to Paul Harrel, it also has a shitty trigger despite being single-action, and you either get shitty fixed sights or adjustable sights which lose zero when drawn.
Not that I could buy one anyway since PROUD EUROCUCK, but the handguns I actually can buy use common cartridges like .45 or 9×19.

 

[horsegirl666]

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Fetish.

Oh my god Boring Kate is one of my favorite pornsick troons to hate please let this degenerate cut his balls off

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

Lol. The only way these dudes will "pass" is to "pass on". Alternate joke: LOOKS LIKE PENNY'S GRAMPA IS GONNA PASS BEFORE SHI DOES!!!

 

[Bad Gateway]

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some more tugboat info there too

[/SPOILER]

So uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh dude has been packing his shit for...3 weeks? Longer? And they haven't actually bought anything? I'm just completely mystified by this whole house buying scenario, because there's so much missing information. Setting a closing date is one of the first things you do in a purchase agreement, it's literally part of your bid on the property, and a part of any counteroffers. There are a ton of things that can push that date back, but that date is rarely if ever pushed without both parties establishing and agreeing on a new closing date, because that's in the contract, and that means that it's legally enforceable after the signing. Now it's been established that the previous owner doesn't even live there, so occupancy or the need for more time to move are off the table as hurdles to the closing. But, if they were selling the current farm while buying the new one, that could also be a major cause of holdups. It's never been mentioned, and since there's no filter on this twitter, we would have heard about it for sure. But I didn't - and still don't - get it. So here's what I found:

Spoiler: it is a mystery

My first thought was to maybe try and figure out where they might be attempting to move to by using the Colorado MLS. There are a lot of farms for sale, all over the shot in terms of pricing, size, and features. Without more information, it would be impossible to start here. So I looked up the property listing on 920 Deer Meadow Way, and the purchase history is a little odd, with the oldest transaction being the highest-priced one, and the two subsequent sales being around 10% of the highest sale total.

This may have something to do with the property being a farm? Perhaps the value of the home or property is assessed independently of the farmable land? I would think that you would still have to pay the value of the property in any sale, but perhaps if the sale is subsidized, the buyer's contribution is what's listed? I have no idea at all. However, these numbers do match both the property tax history, and Larimer County's property assessment. And an arms-length sale is just a term for a regular sale between two parties who are strangers. Now possessed of the plot number, I decided to look for the legal property owner.

The current farm is owned by a Gail Logue, and that's about where that record trail stops. Gail Logue is listed as the property owner everywhere in the county's records, but I couldn't find any additional records of a Gail Logue in Colorado, or a Gail Logue anywhere that linked to Penellope Logue, the one with the funny taste in handguns. There is one tangentially related result that makes me wonder, a Gail Hutton is named living at the property according to voter records.

Which one is Gail? I don't know. But when you're buying a house, you need to present legal documentation of your identity. ALL of the legal documentation, in fact, everything you got. You actually mail the real documents to your mortgage lender in a certified envelope. So, the name Gail Logue must have been correct at some point.


Bonus: I also couldn't find any Larimer county records from Penellope Logue nor Boulder County records, but searching the name brought up the following paywalled article from some rag called the Daily Camera:

Spoiler: TW: SEMPER FI

Kiwi Farms loves the troomps and Israel

The electronic publishing of public records makes me want to fucking kill myself. Finding this useless shit took 15 real-time minutes. Writing this gay post took way longer. World is a fuck.

 

[RIP Tranch]

Lolcow crossover. Take a shot!

Two entitled men are angry that some of us want to keep women safe from them.

 

[It's Me Buttfuck McGee]

Everyone is a gay furry

 

[Bani]

So uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh dude has been packing his shit for...3 weeks? Longer? And they haven't actually bought anything? I'm just completely mystified by this whole house buying scenario, because there's so much missing information. Setting a closing date is one of the first things you do in a purchase agreement, it's literally part of your bid on the property, and a part of any counteroffers. There are a ton of things that can push that date back, but that date is rarely if ever pushed without both parties establishing and agreeing on a new closing date, because that's in the contract, and that means that it's legally enforceable after the signing. Now it's been established that the previous owner doesn't even live there, so occupancy or the need for more time to move are off the table as hurdles to the closing. But, if they were selling the current farm while buying the new one, that could also be a major cause of holdups. It's never been mentioned, and since there's no filter on this twitter, we would have heard about it for sure. But I didn't - and still don't - get it. So here's what I found:

Spoiler: it is a mystery

My first thought was to maybe try and figure out where they might be attempting to move to by using the Colorado MLS. There are a lot of farms for sale, all over the shot in terms of pricing, size, and features. Without more information, it would be impossible to start here. So I looked up the property listing on 920 Deer Meadow Way, and the purchase history is a little odd, with the oldest transaction being the highest-priced one, and the two subsequent sales being around 10% of the highest sale total.
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This may have something to do with the property being a farm? Perhaps the value of the home or property is assessed independently of the farmable land? I would think that you would still have to pay the value of the property in any sale, but perhaps if the sale is subsidized, the buyer's contribution is what's listed? I have no idea at all. However, these numbers do match both the property tax history, and Larimer County's property assessment. And an arms-length sale is just a term for a regular sale between two parties who are strangers. Now possessed of the plot number, I decided to look for the legal property owner.
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The current farm is owned by a Gail Logue, and that's about where that record trail stops. Gail Logue is listed as the property owner everywhere in the county's records, but I couldn't find any additional records of a Gail Logue in Colorado, or a Gail Logue anywhere that linked to Penellope Logue, the one with the funny taste in handguns. There is one tangentially related result that makes me wonder, a Gail Hutton is named living at the property according to voter records.
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Which one is Gail? I don't know. But when you're buying a house, you need to present legal documentation of your identity. ALL of the legal documentation, in fact, everything you got. You actually mail the real documents to your mortgage lender in a certified envelope. So, the name Gail Logue must have been correct at some point.


Bonus: I also couldn't find any Larimer county records from Penellope Logue nor Boulder County records, but searching the name brought up the following paywalled article from some rag called the Daily Camera:

Spoiler: TW: SEMPER FI

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Kiwi Farms loves the troomps and Israel

The electronic publishing of public records makes me want to fucking kill myself. Finding this useless shit took 15 real-time minutes. Writing this gay post took way longer. World is a fuck.

I imagine it takes a long time to pack when you've got 8000 action figures and have to take a break every ten minutes to coom and/or dick around on Twitter.

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That's almost as revolting as your urine fetish, Kevin, but as long as it keeps you from those poor alpacas, you can rupture your sigmoid colon with as many faux dog penises as you can.

And thanks for sharing what a useless leech you are by whinging about your inheritance like you did anything beyond being born to earn it. That's almost as disgusting as the animal dildos.

You mean to tell me that some old fart in this guy's family died, only to have the money he bequeathed be spent on a two hundred dollar rubber dog penis?

Jfc at this point Kevin might as well be taking a giant shit on that person's grave, although maybe they deserve it for deciding to give Kevin money in the first place. Honestly if I found out someone in my family was a degenerate babyfur, the first thing I would do is cut them out of my will.