Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

buckle up gorls.

She made it with ground beef. Of course. 80/20 prolly for the fat bitch. Yup, confirmed, but she drained it she says. The fat content makes it better she says. Lean ground beef is too chewy. She added "bisto" to thicken it. She also added instant potatoes and creamed corn. If you're not vomiting congrats.

It's pretty hard to fuck up a cottage pie (which is what this is; shepherd's pie is lamb, because, you know, shepherds).

She douses the "Shepard's Pie" in ketchup and rubs her hands on her pants to wipe off. no napkins teehee!

I guess if you've already fucked up your cottage pie, you might as well keep doing that.

It "doesn't even need ketchup", says the foodie, the meat is so tender. It's ground fucking beef seasoned with bullion FFS. Somehow creamed corn reminds her of twin peaks. She keeps eating the pickled beans and rubbing the juice on her pants. This is her version of wet and ready fellas.

Yeah, it occurs to me that you could take a bite of the food FIRST, and THEN see if it needs a condiment or more seasoning.

"you can say obesity, stuff like that, are not genetic, sure, but if you knew my dad, and sorry dad if you're watching this, but

[eats pickled bean] he's the same. I'm pretty much just like him when it comes to food". Sure but where is your neck? Dad has one or is that too genetic? Brenda is a cope.

No, what people say is that there is a genetic component for certain disorders and maybe, possibly, could play a role in families, but the majority of the time it is about habits and behavior.

Ok she's off dad and onto "if I could only learn to love the right foods". She tries to convince herself "home made" food is better than takeout. She has no excuses she says.

The only way you learn to like other foods, or even see if you like them, is to eat other foods. This is not "rocket scientist".

"so...I'm feeling a bit better, less tired, I think I just

[finishes chewing, wait for it gorls...] WENT TOO LONG WITHOUT EATING BECAUSE I WAS SO BUSY".

These landwhales usually have a vastly different definition of "busy" than the rest of us.

She needs to find hobbies she says but she "hates doing anything". She knows it sounds bad. Total healthy mental and physical person here guyz.

So she's as intellectually incurious as Big Al? Read a fucking book or ten.

The "I love home cooked food Chantal" is a very annoying Chantal. I like how she's asking people to comment on their favorite meals so she can figure out what the fuck normal people eat at home. How far gone is someone if they've been eating fast food for 20 years that they don't know what normal home cooked food is... especially in the age of the internet.

One word if she's too stupid to know how normal people cook: Yummly.

Also I believe her when she says her obesity is genetic. I suspect I have that same gene actually, because I think if I willingly ate 7000 calories a day every day I would also become obese. Because of genes though. Not because of me. It wouldn't be my fault.

Shitpost over thanks bye.

It must shut off the "responsibility" gene as well.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Not sure if it's been suggested already, but is there a possibility that either granny or mom has promised to co-sign on the new apartment? Maybe that's why she's even considering such a nice place.

Also, does anyone else see it?

 

[Captain Ahab]

Jesus Christ, even real Versace is gaudy as fuck, but at least it’s gaudy in a rich Italian faggot kinda way.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

We took a poll a while back. The majority of males who read this thread are heterosexual, and it was a substantial majority at that. Non-hetero males were the least populous group, in fact. That's only in our thread, which although at the centre of the haydurverse is not the sum of it.

That's interesting information, thanks.

This video is fucking boring and has already been written up, so I've put my bored spergy thoughts in a spoiler.

Spoiler

• She accidentally poses beautifully:
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Behold, our madonna!

 

[Beluga]

I'm disappointed in you, gurls. It's been more than 10 hours and nobody archived the "Chit chat" video! Archive STARBUCKS AND NEW HOME TALK February 27, 2020.

Anyway, I'm watching both videos right now. Is it just me or has she been mentioning her father more lately? Also, I love that she complains about the apartment they saw today being "filthy". Bitch you had to have yours fumigated because of the amount of roaches that lived rent-free with you, I'd keep my mouth shut if I were you.

 

[dismissfrogs]

I don't get why Bibi will stay in the roach motel. Maybe he had to pay for the fumigation for some reason?

 

[Barbarella]

Sometimes, I feel for Chantel’s mom. Can you imagine having THAT as your daughter? I know she was a teen mom who taught her no discipline -and manners (since nobody in that family has any.)

Still, she was young, and I cut her slack. Sometimes, kids turn out awful no matter how good a parent is. She didn’t beat Chinny like Amy, just didn’t know what to do. Her daughter got bigger, meaner, nastier, more manipulative, and when it came to food could not be handled. Mom knew she needed help so even put her inpatient. But it never worked and now she has to live with the knowledge that this morbidly obese, selfish, stupid, filthy, lying creature is her daughter. Her dreams of shopping trips, of a nice mani/pedi and lunch, a wedding, maybe a family vacay can’t happen because the only thing Chantel wants to do is eat and when she’s not eating she’s a smelly dirty horror bitch who can’t fit anywhereAnd Chantel won’t even go on a holiday designed for families-she’ll only show up when she needs her toenails cut.

So I understand in a way, giving her money to keep her away from you. It’d be best to cut ties entirely but maybe this mom feels guilt. Not that she’s normal herself, by any means, but unlike her eldest daughter, she seems normal enough, at least enough to marry and have a second, disciplined daughter with interests.

We all know Chinny isn’t capable of change ever, and the best that can be done is situation management. Still, I hope none of them co-signed for that apartment. the good news is even if they did, it’s unlikely the dirty duo will get it as getting money from a co-signer is also a hassle. If somebody with a better situation also wants it, that’s who’ll get it.

Loud, screechy, mean, and as willing to go public as Chantel is, her family may be picking the best option out of bad ones.

 

[WizardOfErrz]

Not sure if it's been suggested already, but is there a possibility that either granny or mom has promised to co-sign on the new apartment? Maybe that's why she's even considering such a nice place.

Also, does anyone else see it?
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Lately I’m thinking she looks more like Marge after she gets shot by Homer’s makeup shotgun invention.

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She’s always reminded me more of this creature from the book “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark”

I could see the slightest possibility of her grandmother or mom being someone to help her pay for things, but other than that, Peetz is fucked if he goes through with this.

A two hour commute to get to his real job that has a reliable income, but a roommate he let cheat on him that has barely any money to cover their own costs for a place that is probably above their financial ability to keep in the long-run. It’s not something to pity him for in the end, because looking at his previous tweets he’s well aware of how bad of an idea it is to be living with her again. Not to mention his possibility of having a love life would be out the window since Chantal doesn’t like being around other women and women wouldn’t want to go out with him again if they saw the roommate he’s with.

 

[ImJustAbitSwollen]

maybe they could get the roaches to chip in a bit on rent.

 

[Whatthefuck]

A couple of things. Didn’t her current shithole just get fumigated? How fucking bad must an infestation be that there are still critters roaming freely on the walls?

On the subject of her confidence about apartment hunting, I suspect she’s badgered her gram gram into co-signing on the lease like a university student might getting their very first shithole apartment. At her age and income, that’s the only way I see her application getting approved.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

I’m 100% positive someone will co-sign the lease. It’s not just a coincidence Chantal paid a visit to her mom two or three days ago; it was probably to sign some papers.

I can easily imagine Chantal manipulating her mom by telling her she can’t find anything under 3k a month (basically not telling her mom about the first shitty apartment she visited with Peetz) and announcing she would have no other choice than to move back to Cornwall with mom and stepdad.

I, too, would co-sign the lease to keep her the fuck away.

Once again, Chantal is nothing more than a bloated leech feeding (metaphorically, for once) on others. The only joy I get out of this situation is knowing that there will be a few cockroaches in her boxes and her nice new apartment will end up infested just as her current shithole. When the filth comes from you, you’ll carry it around even into the nicest of places.

To her futur neighbors : good luck.

 

[Cattypakes]

At $3K per month, they would need to make $36000 per year JUST to pay rent. Add in car payments/insurance/bus pass, food expenses, hydro, water, internet etc etc there's no way. If Chantal is actually making $1000/month and peetz makes minimum wage... Assuming he works full time hours (I'm not sure if he does). He would make ~$2240 per month BEFORE taxes. Considering these numbers.... They are out of their minds if they think getting a 3k per month apartment is a good idea. And is chantals family that rich that they can afford a few thousand per month to spare on top of their expenses? I don't buy it. I think it's just another delusion on her part. Why go through all that financial stress just to live 2 hrs commute away from the only employed persons work? Delusion Marie. Foody Moody.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Even if her family could afford to pay part of her rent, I doubt the landlord would be very happy with that arrangement. There’s nothing worse for a landlord than a tenant with no stable source of income. Landlords who specialize in low-income housing are typically more open to this sort of thing than those who rent to the middle class. Why take any risk when you could rent it to a nice family instead? It’s just common sense. Then again, in Cuckistan, there could very well be some kind of law that forces landlords to rent to exceptional individuals.

 

[weaselhat]

Absolutely. The only thing at all interesting was her bitching about helping out her grandma (what an ungrateful bitch she is) and her side eye lies about her "leg lesions". She had to do multiple takes during that "explanation' and assured us it's not diabetes although her doctor doesn't really know what they are. That sounds absolutely exceptional.

She said it wasn’t bruising from her meds it was burst blood vessels. (Which is bruising). I bet her doctor knows exactly what it was.

 

[Teazel]

The average person lives in the suburbs because it is cheaper. You can buy a house and have a mortgage that is lower than 3k a month. For that price, you can get some nice place downtown instead of being far away where you need a car because commuting is difficult.

What i am saying is that they are going to be rejected for sure. If it is that expensive while being located outside the city, it means that they really have high standards. They are never going to risk it on minimum wage Peetz and Chantal the roach whisperer.

Someone upthread mentioned she was looking in Kanata. Cost of living isn't cheap there, in fact-- https://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/most-expensive-area-to-rent-a-two-bedroom-place-kanata-1.4640036

It's also at least an hour away from downtown Ottawa on public transit, so this is the ideal place for someone car-less like Peetz to live.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

It's also at least an hour away from downtown Ottawa on public transit, so this is the ideal place for someone car-less like Peetz to live.

Princess Chantal doesn't give a fuck about what Peetz wants or his work situation. This is all about her and what she wants. She is the only person that matters in the universe. I doubt she has ever even asked him his opinion about any of this. She says "Peetz doesn't care. He's just happy with a room and a place to keep his comic books."

Ok great. Then let him live in a shitty one bedroom apartment he can actually afford and is close to his work. A guy who is content with just a place to sleep and take a shit doesn't want to be on the hook for some luxury townhouse so you can live out your fantasy of having a huge kitchen in the suburbs and room for your cats to run around.

At the very least, she may have offered to drive him to work if they end up living too far away for him to take public transit. But we all know that won't last. She could easily end up bed bound by the end of the year or have some other type of obesity related medical issue that prevents her from driving. Either way, they are both fucked in the long-run. There is no way this can end well.

Peetz is even more pathetic than Chantal, really.

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

A one-hour commute means Chantal would spend 4 hours per day in the car if she agreed to drive Peetz to work and back everyday. One hour to drop him off, one hour back home to lay on the couch and watch Netflix. And then the reverse in the evening.

A two-hour commute would mean 8 hours per day in the car. The equivalent of a full-time job.

 

[Dutch Courage]

A family-oriented, gated community sounds like a perfect fit for Chantal and Peetz.

The way I see it, the rental agent is thinking thusly: Hmmm... We have that nice couple with the baby. Dad is an accountant, mom stays at home. Both have good credit. There's the young, working couple; husband is a teacher, wife is a social worker. Both have good credit. Or, there's the couple with the elementary school age daughter. The dad works for the post office and the mom is going to nursing school. They have some debt on their credit, but they pay their bills on time. Or, there was that couple with the guy who wore his sunglasses indoors and spoke in monosyllables and his girlfriend, a 400-pound, wheezing, balding weirdo. He makes just a hair above minimum wage, and she claims to be a "celebrity" on YouTube. He has no credit or driver's license. She has poor credit...

I don't think too many will decide "the choice is clear! Our family community needs a very large YouTube celebrity living here!" If there are multiple applicants for a single apartment, I can't see Chantal and Peetz being anybody's first or second pick.

Also, if she wheezes and howls in pain from walking a block, the landlord might fear a lawsuit if she keels over. Being able to walk is one way to impress a potential landlord.

This video was pure fantasyland; she was living like the influencers of her dreams for a moment there, if only in her eggplant head. Reality is usually harsher.

If grandma co-signs on the apartment, then maybe they have a shot at a lesser place. Don't do it, grandma!

 

[Queen of Moderation]

This apartment is just more wishful thinking and fantasy from the poutine princess. Just like going to Jamaica, Everest, the gym, and all of her verkakte diets. She will put in minimal effort, then lose interest the second Pizza Pizza starts calling. Caviar dreams on an Arby's budget.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

I know that Chantal is delusional but even I am stunned that she transitioned so seamlessly from sobbing that she was reduced to highrise ghetto apartments to describing where she would put her new flatscreen tv in a luxury townhouse with added amenities.

Also, why isn't Peetz (I mean I know why but still) putting his foot down and demanding a place that won't take 100% of his income to maintain? Chantal will be financially dependent on him. Everyone (even Chantal) knows that her youtube money is only enough to buy makeup and food (which she has to then use for content to pay for what she just bought) but can't cover her cost of living. Peetz should be making all of the decisions about the apartment and Chantal should just be happy that someone is willing to let her leech of him even though she is repulsive parasite whose only utility is her ability to drive (unless she sells her car again on manic impulse).

One one hand, I want cold reality to come crashing down on Chantal's head when she is rejected for the townhouse and to see the resulting depression cycle from being told that she is NEET and NEETs have to take what they can get. But on the other hand, I want Chantal to be so desperate to live in her fantasy that she falsifies her income and gets a co-signer or takes out a loan to pay several months at once or anything else to end up in a lifestyle that massively outstrips her means that will result in a long string of manic smugly narrated content about how successful she is and how everyone is jealous of her. And then reality will come crashing down and if we are very very lucky we can get an eviction saga followed by forced to live with relatives saga.