Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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More retardation.
First "cured" patient in Xuzhou leaves the hospital. Local politicians decided to do a small celebration, with some volunteers and people from the person's residency (a unit), presumably to suck their own cocks and compliment their own "good job", what a circlejerk.
Patient returned to hospital for routine testing... tested positive... back into the cubical.
Now the unit he lived in is sealed again, lol.

How fucking stupid are these people. Xuzhou isn't some Hubei shithole either. Quite a developed city in Jiangsu.
Dumb games win dumb prizes I guess.
 
If an airman shows up to work at the hospital here on Travis wearing a mask, apparently they get told they're not allowed to wear it. I am THIS fucking close to transforming into a Karen, and it won't even be my final form. Has everyone in charge of anything just gone full potato? Is retardation a requirement for leadership positions? Are we past the point of needing to hit the reset button on our entire species? 🎩
 
Ms Ebtekar is the vice president for women and family affairs. Her symptoms are said to be mild and she has not been admitted to hospital.

She is also known as the English-language spokeswoman "Mary" for the 1979 hostage-takers who seized the US embassy in Tehran and sparked a 444-day diplomatic crisis.
You know, with the soul-crushing amount of horrible shit happening to ordinary people as a result of this plague, it is surprisingly refreshing to hear about it happening to someone who absolutely deserves it. Maybe Corona-chan can get the Ayatollah next.
 
With chicken or any livestock you have a daily commitment - no going on holiday, you cannot leave them for days while you go party or fuck off to a city for a weekend. Also you need to pay to give them appropriate vet care and go in and clean up their shit every day, clean their water bowls and bedding and feed them and check up on them in various ways daily - they need and deserve proper clean conditions otherwise you can end up as another sink for disease too. Poor animal husbandry is at the root of all these shit diseases that come out of China. Don't fuck abut playing at farmer. It's a lot more work than you think and for very little point when you can go buy free range eggs at the supermarket or from a local farmer who probably needs the income.

The other issue is with chickens you HAVE to have a secure shed for them to roost overnight. Every single wild predator will be after them and they will all be taken in very short order by foxes or whatever else you have lurking around if you do not have a secure chicken shed and a secure compound for them to scratch about in during the day. Foxes if they get into the coop or compound (and they will try, nothing more delicious than chicken - they cannot fly so easy prey and easier because you contained them) wll kill everything in it due to their instinct to snap at moving targets. Foxes will dig under a fence to get at them and break into any henhouse that isn't secure. Your fences need to be strong and deep enough for the foxes not to find it worth digging under. Any break or weakness in the fencing or housing will be exploited.

Known plenty of people who tried the urban chicken/duck romantic 'let's have our own egg supply' thing and woke up to a total bloodbath and also resented the fact they had yet more chores to do in a day looking after them. I knew some idiot who had some small ducks and they all got taken by owls the third night she had them because they didn[t realise they need a roofed, secure house at night too. Either you do it properly or don't do it at all. It's not fair on the animals either if you get them and then fart about doing everything wrong and getting them killed or become one of those annoyances who decides to abnegate their responsibility and dump the animals later.
Id say growing potatoes would give you a bigger energy return on investment
 
Coca-Cola says the coronavirus could cause Diet Coke shortages because of 'tighter supplies' of artificial sweeteners sourced from China
Bethany Biron 22 hours ago
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Coca-Cola is warning about "tighter supplies" of artificial sweeteners because of the coronavirus outbreak. Smith Collection/Gado/Getty Images
Coca-Cola is experiencing "delays in the production and export" of sweeteners sourced from China and used in popular products like Diet Coke as the coronavirus outbreak wages on.
"While we currently expect this business disruption to be temporary, there is uncertainty around its duration and its broader impact, and therefore the effects it will have on our business," the company wrote in its annual report published on Monday.
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As the coronavirus takes its toll on the US economy and beyond, it may also affect production of a beloved beverage: Diet Coke.

In its annual report published on Monday, Coca-Cola cited "delays in the production and export" of ingredients sourced from China, including zero-calorie sweeteners used in several of its diet products, as a result of the coronavirus outbreak.

"As a result of the outbreak of the novel coronavirus COVID-19, beginning in January 2020, our suppliers in China have experienced some delays in the production and export of these ingredients," the report said. "We have initiated contingency supply plans and do not foresee a short-term impact due to these delays. However, we may see tighter supplies of some of these ingredients in the longer term should production or export operations in China deteriorate."

As of Wednesday, the coronavirus has infected more than 81,900 people in 41 countries and killed 2,770 since the outbreak began in China in December. The vast majority of the cases and deaths have been in China. The epidemic has led to the temporary closures of several restaurants and retailers in China, and in the subsequent weeks, companies have started issuing statements regarding financial hits because of shuttered stores and supply-chain delays.

In its report, Coca-Cola said it expected the epidemic to negatively affect financial results for the first quarter of 2020 and moving into the rest of the year.

"While we currently expect this business disruption to be temporary, there is uncertainty around its duration and its broader impact, and therefore the effects it will have on our business," the report said. "However, based on our current expectations, we believe this disruption will negatively impact our unit case volume and financial results for the first quarter of 2020. At this time, we do not expect this disruption to have a significant impact on our full year 2020 unit case volume or financial results."

Because of the widespread economic impact of the virus on international business, Nigel Green, the CEO of the financial-services firm deVere Group, said in a statement on Wednesday the coronavirus may bring the world "to the brink of a global recession" in 2020.

"Investors have largely been caught off-guard by the serious and far-reaching economic consequence of the coronavirus," Green said. "Clearly, this will hit global supply chains, economies across the world and ultimately government coffers too."

Why'd you got to punish the guy who didn't give a fuck about any of this?

I'm the one suffering the most now.
Let a hundred million people die but don't dare take away my Diet Coke 😡
 
We should have cut off travel to China immediately and put those that returned from anywhere in Asia in quarantine camps. It was incredibly selfish to travel to that part of the world, fuck your vacation and travel plans.

I know several people who went to Japan, Singapore, Thailand in the last week or two. So fucking stupid.
 
On Twitter some cleric there died but I haven't found any other sources yet.

And a female soccer player.

 
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Plague Inc. is vaxx'd from Chinese appstore.
That will teach those viruses a lesson.

Iran's diplomat to the Vatican just died, hopefully the pope follows
Butterfly Effect
Some chink eats a bat, pope dies.
 
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If an airman shows up to work at the hospital here on Travis wearing a mask, apparently they get told they're not allowed to wear it. I am THIS fucking close to transforming into a Karen, and it won't even be my final form. Has everyone in charge of anything just gone full potato? Is exceptionalism a requirement for leadership positions? Are we past the point of needing to hit the reset button on our entire species? 🎩

Except in the most severe cases of natural disaster the thing that causes the most damage and death is human panic.
One guy wears a mask, then two, then news gets out that most of a base is wearing masks and people start panicking.

The sucktastic part of the military is that leadership has a duty to place you in danger if it can save the lives of civilians.
 
What exactly is happening in Iran?

Although considering SARS came from china and MERS came from the Middle East, maybe this is to be expected?

Still seems really weird though, what makes these two populations so likely to get it and get hit so badly?
shit hygiene and weird and unsanitary eating habits.
 
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