Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%

  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%

  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%

  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%

  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%

  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%
  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .
Smug feels harmless compared to Helmet. She says stupid shit so you laugh, Helmet is just a spineless fag who airs out his "relationship" issues for all to see on Twitter and it's irritating + cringy. He needs to grow a pair, although he's likely on t-blockers.
 
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The Batter said:
Smug feels harmless compared to Helmet. She says stupid shit so you laugh, Helmet is just a spineless fag who airs out his "relationship" issues for all to see on Twitter and it's irritating + cringy. He needs to grow a pair, although he's likely on t-blockers.
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if it weren't for the very public "suicide attempts", I might be inclined to agree with you.
 
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Pizza Time said:
If Helmet's idea of "tard wrangling" is "passive aggressive tweets" he's doing a great job.
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That, and he either scolds her on Discord or Twitter, with Smug going “yeah yeah but, I’ll be fine! See! I haven’t done THAT much wrong lately.”

Then he’ll get a pretty, plastic card with a dragon on it while Smug ERPs with someone who’s less of a cuck.
 
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Rigor Meowtis said:
That, and he either scolds her on Discord or Twitter, with Smug going “yeah yeah but, I’ll be fine! See! I haven’t done THAT much wrong lately.”

Then he’ll get a pretty, plastic card with a dragon on it while Smug ERPs with someone who’s less of a cuck.
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smug still can't read. I think she might actually have brain damage.

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more dish soap, probably.
 
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Jmz_33 said:
Do we actually know what country Smug lives in? I heard Russia getting thrown around abit, but do we have any actual confirming evidence?
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United States. That probably fuels her desire to lie about being Asian and the ability to speak Russian. Every American lies about being an American because it’s too boring.
 
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double whammy of hypocrisy for the thread -

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this bitch literally cheated on her boyfriend and sent other men provocative photos lmao

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didn't smug attempt suicide because her shit got leaked online?

edit: tfw you're a cheating ethot, so you assume every other woman must be too
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Do we actually know what country Smug lives in? I heard Russia getting thrown around abit, but do we have any actual confirming evidence?
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Russia was thrown around because she claimed to be of Russian heritage. I could have sworn I heard she was from Florida, but I must be thinking of a different cow because there were no results for it when I searched the thread.
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Inb4 Smug sex-RPs with someone in VR chat, while Helmet plays with Yu-Gi-Oh cards, wondering where his life went so wrong.
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Great, just what they need; Smug spending $1k on a VR rig to virtually cuck Helmet. Surely she can write that off as a business expense.
 
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