I'm writing up the video (this post is to let you gorls know so nobody does it out of obligation, unless of course they want to do it too. I'll edit this into the write-up.)
- She's worn that baroque silk tent for two days in a row now. Overlined lipstick, too much rouge. The usual.
- "I will try to be as open as I feel comfortable." [..."with"?] The only open thing about Chantal is her surgery wound. This will all be self-serving palaver.
- She needs to paint her lips and the surrounding vicinity with darker lippy. This blood orange shit really brings out her yellow teeth. Her dribbling fans in the comments are praising it for some reason.
- Did Bibi start feeling like he was becoming [her] caretaker? Very badly feigns ignorance of the question's meaning, as several kiwis have already noted. Tone is blatantly insincere because she's too dumb to pull this off. She keeps saying "like" and "I guess" which she always does when she's lying. She ludicrously claims she cooked 95% of the time, but everything else she says is standard unverified self-serving pablum.
- "I'm not going to answer questions about weight loss" lmao
- "How did he feel about [her] eating habits and did he ever comment on them?" She says no, even though she's said before on multiple occasions during post-chimpout denouements that Bibi has said he doesn't understand why she "can't stop eating", which I am far more inclined to believe. "Bibi is a very closed book and he doesn't open up, even to me. And that is a big part of why we are breaking up" yeah that's probably why, it's not so much because she's an infertile unemployable dumpster witch but because Bibi is a "closed book" and CHANTAL doesn't like that. SHE'S in control here, guys. She gives a litany of Bibi's "problems" with communication which all come straight out of the "Men are from Mars" playbook (won't talk aboat his feelings etc).
- "What was the reason for the breakup?" There was "multitude [not "a" multitude, just multitude] of reasons". "Our relationship became more distant" [distant from what? okay I'll stop with the sperging]. She very implausibly claims SHE always wanted to go out and do things and HE wanted to stay at home doing nothing; this from a woman who has to set an alarm to be awake at lunchtime. She does admit that her infertility "topped it all off". She immediately parlays this into how she's "gonna have that discussion" (about having kids) with the next person she's in a relationship with, because of course Chantal will find a hot guy and have twelve kids with him even though she doesn't have a uterus. She and Bibi are "not compatible as people" and there are "no bad feelings" about the breakup COUGH COUGH.
- She's "pretty sure" she doesn't want kids. I'm sorry to sperg about this, but what planet does she live on? She has no uterus. If she had a uterus, she'd have nearly no gametes left. If she had gametes left, she'd be too obese by more than a hundred pounds to carry. If she could carry, it would be a geriatric pregnancy. If you wrote a character in a book this delusional, critics would call it unrealistic. No man who wants kids would consider dating a woman her age, let alone her size, and vice versa. This all operates on the prima facie delusion that she'd get another man anyway, which is about as likely as Chinny winning the round-Ottawa Thickest Hair and Most Understated Makeup competition.
- "Did you and Bibi break up before New Years? I know you and Peetz have a good friendship, but it's not normal for a boyfriend to accept their girlfriend staying in the same hotel room as her ex". She gets a little stroppy here and fails to conceal it; tells the haydurs that what's acceptable in one relationship may not be so in another. She twangs the same tired old harp string about having no romantic feelings for Peetz; failing to realise or address that sexual attraction can and often does outlive romantic attraction with exes, and she's said she has a high libido (gross, but possibly factual, although gigafatties usually sublimate their desires with food). She doesn't say anything her that she hasn't said many times before, but she's really intent about the hotel room incident not meaning anything.
- "I've heard talk saying that when you say 'Bibi's sister' it's actually his wife etc" right after explaining how Bibi effectively permitted her to be infidelitous to their relationship, she calls everybody an idiot for thinking she would allow the exact same thing. This was a rètarded question anyway; we all know Gnima is his sister.
- "Did Bibi steer away from intimacy with you due to being overweight? I [the viewer] have that issue now in my relationship." A fat woman who can't get laid being a fan of Chantal — how novel! Chantal says she met him when she was in "the 330s" and doesn't think that it was a factor. She says that lately she hasn't been "in the mood for anything". She no longer finds him sexually attractive. Okay gorl. She says she was big when she met him so her weight couldn't be a factor. She fails to mention that she's gained a hundred pounds since then.
- "Has Bibi ever cheated on you? By cheating I mean talking to another girl in a flirty way or as far as kissing someone else." Not as far as she knows, or has been told. Bibi is "a very trustworthy person". She doesn't want to know if he has.
- "Why do you still share a bed when you have a spare room etc" [sorry these dumbass viewer questions are tedious to transcribe] she says it was a valid question but that because they've been "emotionally broken up" for a while, actually breaking up didn't feel like much of a difference. She says, and I had to go back and hear this again because it was so brazenly untrue, that she just wants to hurry up and "move on" id est move out.
- "Has Bibi been talking to different females since the breakup?" He says no. She doesn't know if he's telling the truth, after telling us two minutes ago that she trusts him. Boring question, boring answer.
- "Did or do you guys argue about YouTube?" She says they've never talked about YouTube or "maybe once". [ASIDE: This is a really, really bad lie. YouTube is all she thinks about; she's up until 5am every night policing her comment section on it. She bitched endlessly to him about it; that's a forgone conclusion. This viewer is a moron for having even the suggestion of a notion to the contrary.] "I have a life that you guys totally don't even know about": yesterday, yesterday it was "I need to get a hobby because I just eat and do nothing". I know which statement I believe more. She says Foodie Beauty is a persona; although I don't doubt she acts differently in front of the camera (we all do) this is just an attempt to seem like she has something going on besides routinely disgracing herself online, and that just ain't so.
- She goes on to say she has been messaging Peetz for the past year saying she's fed up and needs to leave. This struck me initially as another attempt to appear like she was in control of the breakup, but I could also believe that she was spoilt enough to bitch to Peetz about the flat she put barely any money towards. She says she's not "settling" with Peetz and that she's picky about living circumstances because everybody else gets on her nerves. "I don't want to live completely alone", how fortuitous then that you can barely even afford to share accommodation.
- "Were you connected to Bibi's family besides his sister? Do you think your inability to travel to his home country with him contributed to the breakup?" She doesn't feel connected to his family and clumsily implies that she doesn't get along with his sister. She totally could travel to Africa but just doesn't "feel healthy enough" to do that; or apparently ever felt healthy enough in seven years. She bizarrely says it's not something she feels like doing "right now", when she just broke up with Bibi. She doesn't think it had a huge impact on the relationship.
- She answers the YouTube question again because she's too thick to realise she already did.
- Her biggest pet peeve with Bibi was that he played vidya and didn't give her attention. The way she describes it, he just completely ignored her when he was playing video games. Almost like he wanted "me" time and she wasn't respecting it.
- "Is there any chance of you two getting back together?" No; the breakup is "final" and she "can't wait to move on".
That's it for part 1.
Boring vid, she's disgruntled by some of the questions but it's mostly either mundane shit we already knew or self-serving lies. It's pretty much just a twenty-minute imaginative recton of the relationship so she can look like she was the one getting hard done by and who wanted to walk out.
Two mugs of gravy out of five
