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Caught the late end of his schedule when he was running down what he's playing in the future. He said he's playing Granblue Fantasy (whatever the fighting game is, I don't know what it's called) on Tuesday. He's streaming next week Tuesday but didn't mention anything about March 5th (the bankruptcy hearing date)
 
so after he mentions that he needs money for his tax guy tomorrow, he has a slip of the tongue saying "playstation 5"

bit of a reach but that shows what's on his mind, he had to be told he said ps5

PS5's not released until December 2020. Phil doesn't plan that far ahead and is already banking on someone gifting it and the new XBox to him.
 
so after he mentions that he needs money for his tax guy tomorrow, he has a slip of the tongue saying "playstation 5"

bit of a reach but that shows what's on his mind, he had to be told he said ps5

That sounds like a reach, however the number 5 would be on his mind for another reason...
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I love how Phil goes from "i will play dark souls again" to "i will play dark souls and some other bullshit" to "i will play dark souls and some bullshit for 15 minutes then just play sf2".
 
Wasn't he responsible for not marrying Leanna? I thought the guy was basically being cheap about the marriage and didn't want to pay for a proper wedding so Leanna left him, no idea though.
Maybe Sidella is a bestowed title or rank from the leaders of the ♿️ Illuminati and the sidella we know is just one of many
I would like to believe this illuminati would have LTG, Wings, Rich/Reviewtech, and DSP as the leader of the ♿ Grift gang. Sidella would have the rank of General of the Racists.
 
I would like to believe this illuminati would have LTG, Wings, Rich/Reviewtech, and DSP as the leader of the ♿ Grift gang. Sidella would have the rank of General of the Racists.
They could make high octane movies about their adventures in ripping off handicaps like Tokyo Grift. Imagine the merch!
 
It's also notoriously exploitable. There are lots of ways for you to become insanely overpowered very early into the game with minimal effort involved. I'm sure the wheelchairs will guide him through one following his inevitable toxic rant about the combat system.
Don't need to watch to know exactly how that playthrough is gonna go. He will die against bosses for a bit until his exceptional fans tell him a good spot to grind E Crystals and weapons. He will then complain about how they made grinding "required to beat the game" while he grinds for an hour or more. Then, completely overpowered and being told boss weaknesses ahead of time, he will steamroll the rest of the game with minimal issues. Basically just like Mega Man 11.
 
PS5's not released until December 2020. Phil doesn't plan that far ahead and is already banking on someone gifting it and the new XBox to him.
Why would he count on that when he could just fill out a form to get another magic rectangle that gets you whatever you want?
:stress: "What do you mean its declined?! I did nothing wrong! Whatever, bugged economic physics, there was nothing I could do!"
 
i had to lie about being gay otherwise tervin would have swatted my ass


Explains why he still holds grudges towards Howard, Rambo, and especially Tevin and rants about them for hours at times. He feels like the jilted ex-lover. He put himself out there, swung and missed. His ego can't handle it and that's why he fled. He's especially mad at Tevin. Dude is an "undercovah brotha" (if you get my drift ;D) and doesn't like to be tied down. It was suppose to be a one time thing. That's why they're so petty to this day with all the 7 hour restreams and little jabs at each other. It's kind of cute when you think deeper into it. They'll patch things up one day, I can feel it. Tevin will show up at DSP's one day and they'll do DX crotch chops to the camera before embracing while marathoning RAW and Anberlynn videos and eating penne.

And he kind of does act kind of sassy too. The constantly lies, making up stories, lashing out over shit. A bit diva esque if you ask me. Bet he watches Total Divas too. Gotta follow all the WWE plotlines /sneed
 
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dsp trying to pretend he doesn't care about wrestling, not sure what this "perfect example" is, clearly something the WWE did for money and not what fans wanted, sounds familiar

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"obviously supposed to be something probably" I noticed it other his videos, Dark Souls 3 for instance, but he just cant help himself to fill as much words as possible in one sentence.
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The man always tries to be as vague as possible simply because he's terrified of commitments. He'll never say something definitively unless he's mad, in which case he'll die on his anthill
dsp trying to pretend he doesn't care about wrestling, not sure what this "perfect example" is, clearly something the WWE did for money and not what fans wanted, sounds familiar

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Why does someone who claims to hate outrage/cancel culture talk like this
 
I assume the "perfect example" is Bill Goldberg won one of their big titles and will get a big match on Wrestlemania instead of Bray Wyatt. I'll avoid getting too smart marky, but it's one of those decisions WWE often does that pisses off the hardcore fans that watch regularly. Which means Phil is still watching regularly.
 
I assume the "perfect example" is Bill Goldberg won one of their big titles and will get a big match on Wrestlemania instead of Bray Wyatt. I'll avoid getting too smart marky, but it's one of those decisions WWE often does that pisses off the hardcore fans that watch regularly. Which means Phil is still watching regularly.
But he said he has no vested interests! He just knows how mad it will make the true fans!
 
Dude don't even get me started on the bottle crunch! That is so annoying and stupid. "ACKACKACK if you didn't wanna hear it I warned you, dood ACKACKACK!". Only giving a millisecond to react - I have never ever seen a streamer do this and it is the dumbest gimmick next to his fishing vest from 40 years ago.

At least that dumb fucking vest makes me chuckle, the bottle crunch thing just makes me fantasize a brick in his skull.
 
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