Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[Positron]

How much money did Jaron plan to raise anyway? How many tickets would he have to sell to reach that?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

And I can't believe there are people stupid enough to say "Children should be able to do whatever they want. They KNOW their own bodies." You know who ELSE says that kind of thing? Morbidly obese 700 pound women who have more lymphodemas than they have brain cells. "I can eat whatever I want. I KNOW my own body! I don't care what a doctor says. I'm HEALTHY!" (Waddles to the fridge and inhales a turkey the size of a bathtub.)

Pedophiles who want to fuck kids

 

[lololololagain]

I'm watching this now and am infuriated. Why is this 15 year old child and her family taking medical advice from Jazz?? Everything Jazz has done has been a disaster. I can only imagine if my family let me make life altering decisions at 15.

the fact a 15 year old is on tv talking about getting a boob job to be their "true selves' makes me fucking sick. Someone said it already but the way this cult works is fucking dumb. If kids were killing themselves because they couldn't get hormones, boobs etc. there would be a dead black kid a day because black parents barely entertain this bullshit. What about all the poor 'Trans' children who can't get this shit? Again, if these things were life-saving how come there are So many kids who don't get this shit who troon out as adults or not at all, yet they are still alive?

also, would we be cheering on Kris Jenner if 15 year old Kylie wanted a nose job because she had BD, NOPE! People shit on adults for making changes to themselves but we're supposed to shut the fuck up and let 15 year olds make life changing decisions?
What about the 15 year old who wants bigger breasts can they get them in the name of "BD" or they are going to kill themselves?

 

[Maxliam]

the fact a 15 year old is on tv talking about getting a boob job to be their "true selves' makes me fucking sick. Someone said it already but the way this cult works is fucking dumb. If kids were killing themselves because they couldn't get hormones, boobs etc. there would be a dead black kid a day because black parents barely entertain this bullshit. What about all the poor 'Trans' children who can't get this shit? Again, if these things were life-saving how come there are So many kids who don't get this shit who troon out as adults or not at all, yet they are still alive?

also, would we be cheering on Kris Jenner if 15 year old Kylie wanted a nose job because she had BD, NOPE! People shit on adults for making changes to themselves but we're supposed to shut the fuck up and let 15 year olds make life changing decisions?
What about the 15 year old who wants bigger breasts can they get them in the name of "BD" or they are going to kill themselves?

I bet good money that the Jenners pimped their preteen daughters to the other pedophiles in Hollywood. Just as surely as Jeff Epstein didn't kill himself, I bet good money those Kardashians are involved in sexual exploit of minors. They've always been whores so it comes naturally to them. Also the tranny freak Bruce killed someone in a car accident HE caused and then became an open tranny about it to cover up his vehicular homicide.

As for Jazz, her little down low gay nigga getting butthurt when mammy starts pulling up some real shit about how he hates teh gays is hilarious. I think there was a quote from Bailey Jay that said "Sucking your girlfriend's dick isn't really the straightest thing to do, see you at pride."

That probably was the most honest tranny there and I can respect her (she passes pretty well as a female so I tend to let passable ones get called a girl in my book) for at least acknowledging if you date a tranny, you might be at least bi. Again, nothing really wrong with that, just fly your fag flag if you do it.

 

[Free the Pedos]

also, would we be cheering on Kris Jenner if 15 year old Kylie wanted a nose job because she had BD, NOPE! People shit on adults for making changes to themselves but we're supposed to shut the fuck up and let 15 year olds make life changing decisions?

I bet good money that the Jenners pimped their preteen daughters to the other pedophiles in Hollywood. Just as surely as Jeff Epstein didn't kill himself, I bet good money those Kardashians are involved in sexual exploit of minors. They've always been whores so it comes naturally to them. Also the tranny freak Bruce killed someone in a car accident HE caused and then became an open tranny about it to cover up his vehicular homicide.

Kris Jenner let Kylie get plastic surgery AND get fucked by Tyga super young, like around 15, and shockingly few people care. In fact, they idolize Kylie. The family doesn't even hide it anymore now that she's an adult, but it should be condemned just as strongly as anything Jeanette is doing.

 

[Doug_S1]

And it got into Harvard.

https://twitter.com/JazzJennings__/status/1232487721655922688

 

[Cupcake Noodles]

1. Who in their right mind would bring Jazz to lecture someone about surgeries. It's not his surgeries were perfect. I'm calling Jojo's mama epicly stupid at this point. Grandma has all the brain in that family and unfortunately it did not pass it on.

2. How is it that a normal surgeon would not allow a 15-16 year old (real) girl to get a boob job because of how immature their body is or how this decision should be made when someone is older but a troon kid can get it with the comment "you are a perfect candidate". It's not like this kid is going for a competition, it's a bloody surgery that will change their bodies forever, on a child that had never had any type of counseling or therapy. When a non-troon child has body dysphoria and wants liposuction or bigger boobs or smaller boobs or pecks etc the first thing a GOOD parents would do is to give that child some therapy and counselling before invading their bodies with surgeries. Good God these people!

3. I've always wondered if Jazz ever saw porn. Not troon porn but normal porn. Has he seen what happens to a woman when she has orgasm? Or when a man ejaculates? I mean i know he can't orgasm since his body is basically broken beyond repair by now but did he saw what orgasm means even?

 

[Maxliam]

Kris Jenner let Kylie get plastic surgery AND get fucked by Tyga super young, like around 15, and shockingly few people care. In fact, they idolize Kylie. The family doesn't even hide it anymore now that she's an adult, but it should be condemned just as strongly as anything Jeanette is doing.

Jews gonna jew....think about it!

And it got into Harvard.

https://twitter.com/JazzJennings__/status/1232487721655922688

Just goes to show how cheap and empty college is now.

1. Who in their right mind would bring Jazz to lecture someone about surgeries. It's not his surgeries were perfect. I'm calling Jojo's mama epicly stupid at this point. Grandma has all the brain in that family and unfortunately it did not pass it on.

2. How is it that a normal surgeon would not allow a 15-16 year old (real) girl to get a boob job because of how immature their body is or how this decision should be made when someone is older but a troon kid can get it with the comment "you are a perfect candidate". It's not like this kid is going for a competition, it's a bloody surgery that will change their bodies forever, on a child that had never had any type of counseling or therapy. When a non-troon child has body dysphoria and wants liposuction or bigger boobs or smaller boobs or pecks etc the first thing a GOOD parents would do is to give that child some therapy and counselling before invading their bodies with surgeries. Good God these people!

3. I've always wondered if Jazz ever saw porn. Not troon porn but normal porn. Has he seen what happens to a woman when she has orgasm? Or when a man ejaculates? I mean i know he can't orgasm since his body is basically broken beyond repair by now but did he saw what orgasm means even?

1.) They're not in their right mind, they're insane.
2.)The surgeon should lose their license to practice medicine and be jailed to be honest. This is clearly child abuse.
3,)I think Jazz might have no sex drive because of the puberty blockers he was put on. He probably only dates because mommy says to. He has a Chris Chan level of understanding about sexual relations.

 

[OttoWest]

They would damn well made sure he either succeeded academically via mental health accommodation ("you're brainbroke, have an extra hour for your final"), or it would be suggested that he take an academic leave of absence. And indeterminately long academic leave of absence. With the implication that he can either shape up, or be the eternal student and not come back.

Because unlike the dude that went all Guy Fawks on the Harvard admin building in the late 19th century, Jazz ain't recovering.

Because while you can coast by in your fru-fru gender studies major, the gen ed portion of the college is not as liberal as people think. Over there professors will basically force you to drop the course before midterms if you're failing from the beginning, or, shocker of shockers, will fucking fail you.

I can’t speak to Harvard, but I can give some info on its down-the-road sister school Brown.

Spoiler

Like the other Ivies, Brown will coddle even the most froot loop of students. Students decides whether to take classes as pass/no credit instead of for a letter grade— and you can switch back and forth between choosing the letter grade or pass options up til mid semester.

If the student decides to take an incomplete, then they can get up to a year to finish the course, conditional on the instructor’s approval. Without that, a student still gets several months to finish the incomplete.

Any course where a student fails is simply listed as no credit. They won’t even name the specific class on the transcript so no one knows you’re a dunce at some core literature course even though you’re an English Lit major.

When a student is flunking out of Brown, you’re given your own personal dean to chaperone you out of “warning” status. If you keep fucking up, you go to “serious warning” status. Final notice, and you’re looking at academic suspension— which you are strenuously discouraged from accepting.

Academic suspension means a mandatory year out of school. Brown will do its damndest to push you to declare a medical leave, which is still considered a suspension, because medical leave will basically reset your transcript. All of those incompletes and no credits from the last semester are removed. Your readmission is preserved for up to five years.

If Harvard works similarly to Brown (and of course it does) you can see how many hurdles you’d have to purposefully trip over to actually flunk out.

If they really gave a fuck about jojo and thought fake tit surgery was for the best, why stress the kid out by trying to force grandma to change her mind? why try to force her to attend the surgery? what is the point of that type of shit (when you aren't in a cult)?

Yeah, I don’t get this storyline other than for the drama. Are they wanting grandma to foot the bill or something? It’s completely manufactured and only serves to further undermine troonery to the audience aka normies who don’t think 16 year old boys should be getting breast implants.

ETA

And it got into Harvard.

https://twitter.com/JazzJennings__/status/1232487721655922688

I take it he’s actually attending come fall. Expect the show to end as the filming restrictions on campus are pretty strict.

 

[Behavioral Sink]

The whole drag show fiasco makes it so apparent that Jazz has no friends, or authentic relationships-- even within the trans community in which he is ostensibly an activist. If he did, he would know how much there's tension within the trans community about drag. (The "transgender drag queens" I know of seem to be limited to the black community, where homosexuality is taboo so gay black men need to pretend to be women.)

Noelle clearly knows the party line about drag, but Jazz is totally naive. Heck, I bet even the dad was secretly more aware of how problematic it would be to have straight "cis" men doing drag. He played it off as personal discomfort, but he's smart enough to know that men-in-dresses parody wouldn't be politically smart.

Even just the fact that the only recruitment pool for this poor sad cringefest is limited to Jazz's family members. The utter lack of friends is so sad.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I take it he’s actually attending come fall. Expect the show to end as the filming restrictions on campus are pretty strict.

Will they still be strict though with someone who will pull the transphobic card? The fact that school took him just kills any image it used to have.

 

[OttoWest]

Will they still be strict though with someone who will pull the transphobic card? The fact that school took him just kills any image it used to have.

Oh absolutely. This is one area that is pretty troonproof.

The policy is a longstanding one that they don’t break even for huge movie studios, much less a shitty TLC reality series. Plus production would have to get clearance from every single student filmed in wideshots in order to shoot, which is a tremendous hassle. If the student is a minor (and there could easily be 16 & 17 yo freshmen at Harvard) then you gotta get the parents’ permission. It’s just not worth it.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Oh absolutely. This is one area that is pretty troonproof.

The policy is a longstanding one that they don’t break even for huge movie studios, much less a shitty TLC reality series. Plus production would have to get clearance from every single student filmed in wideshots in order to shoot, which is a tremendous hassle. If the student is a minor (and there could easily be 16 & 17 yo freshmen at Harvard) then you gotta get the parents’ permission. It’s just not worth it.

I think you guys are giving Jazz too much credit. I don't see Jazz ever making it to Harvard. My bet is on another statement saying "Jazz is taking another year to explore herself/determine her course of study/pursue her activism/recover from her nth surgery". By the end of her second "gap year", they'll have dropped the pretense of going to Harvard.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

The whole drag show fiasco makes it so apparent that Jazz has no friends, or authentic relationships-- even within the trans community in which he is ostensibly an activist. If he did, he would know how much there's tension within the trans community about drag. (The "transgender drag queens" I know of seem to be limited to the black community, where homosexuality is taboo so gay black men need to pretend to be women.)

Noelle clearly knows the party line about drag, but Jazz is totally naive. Heck, I bet even the dad was secretly more aware of how problematic it would be to have straight "cis" men doing drag. He played it off as personal discomfort, but he's smart enough to know that men-in-dresses parody wouldn't be politically smart.

Even just the fact that the only recruitment pool for this poor sad cringefest is limited to Jazz's family members. The utter lack of friends is so sad.

It's the same with Desmond, he has no friends either.

Jazz doesn't see a problem with crossdressing and being trans because it's the same for him and many other LGBT activists whose main cause is gender issues. For them, a straight man who identifies as a man, but likes girly clothes, is as "trans" as any real one. And worst, they think this has something do with gender and he's "fluid". The mockery these activists have made of gender is disgusting and highly anti-scientific, almost as people selling snake oil for diseases.

 

[DCMediaSped]

It seems the main argument seems to be that you have to let them transition, because they'll kill themselves. Isn't this essentially the same as saying a kid is going to kill themselves if mom and dad don't buy them a new car? I just don't understand the rush. If you aren't mentally stable enough to wait for something, how is it going to solve your issues?

 

[Clown Baby]

It seems the main argument seems to be that you have to let them transition, because they'll kill themselves. Isn't this essentially the same as saying a kid is going to kill themselves if mom and dad don't buy them a new car? I just don't understand the rush. If you aren't mentally stable enough to wait for something, how is it going to solve your issues?

Post op trannies still have high suicide rates. The tumblr crowd will tell you it's because of bullying and transphobia but it's really because what's wrong in their brains isn't fixed by mutilating their genitals. I read a study that estimated 84% of trans/non binary/fake gender people have a cluster-b personality disorder, which are generally marked by a lack of a true identity. Trooning out is one way to cultivate an identity, or make excuses why they feel like they have no identity, going "I've really been a woman all this time! That's why I feel so empty in a man's body!" Then when they transition and still feel empty, they neck themselves, because what else can they do? I mean they could go to therapy and fix what's wrong, but that takes like hard work and admitting that they aren't actually special rare flowers, that they are in fact just mental patients forcing society to play pretend with them.

 

[Mako_Spark]

This entire post is a power level, so I apologise:

I had a nose job at 21. My original nose was fine, but tomboy me was playing wicketkeeper behind the wrong batsman age 16 (I was playing cricket, for the non-cricket country people) and my nose got absolutely smooshed in an unfortunate collision with the bat. It was put back together in the best way the doctors could at the time, but I had some breathing issues (which created problems sleeping) and the shape of my reconstructed nose was... not quite as 'fine' in my opinion as my pre-accident nose. I saved up all my money for a couple of years and got it fixed when I was 21, after my parents agreed (only about a year before, when I was already 19 or 20 - although they didn't agree with me that there was anything 'surgery-worthy' wrong with my nose, they just understood it was really distressing to me) that if I had saved at least 2/3 of the money necessary (I remember I saved about $15k and it was about $21k total, so not a small amount) and still wanted to 'fix' it that badly, they would cover the rest as my 21st birthday present.

I had to see a psychiatrist first, at the behest of the cosmetic surgeon. He wanted to make sure I understood that most people look other people in the eyes and don't even really notice their noses, especially quite ordinary, unremarkable noses like mine - i.e. that no one else probably even noticed the imperfections that bothered me so much and I shouldn't be surprised or disappointed if I was not instantly considered more beautiful once I had my new-and-improved nose; that noses naturally grow and change shape as you get older, so even if I got a perfect result from the surgery, it wouldn't look the same in 10 years, let alone 20 (sorry Jazz, that schnoz is just going to get bigger!); and he also wanted to make sure this surgery was my only planned procedure - he would refuse to 'start' me on surgeries if I was also thinking of upgrading my breasts or resculpting my jawline, for example, because I was young, and he'd seen people 'go overboard' and do too many things in quick succession they later regretted as they aged and needed do-over after do-over (if you're going to have 'work done,' particularly purely cosmetic work, it's almost always better to leave it as late as you can to start) and also just because "good surgeons hesitate to put perfectly healthy people under general anaesthesia or expose them to infection risks from surgery unless it's really warranted, and that includes any ethical cosmetic surgeon."

Spoiler: THE REST OF THIS LONG STORY

I did not protest. I did not go kick up a fuss and insist that I was an adult and I owned my body and no one had a right to stop me from changing it however I wanted and I didn't need my mental health checked just because I wanted to fix my nose blah blah blah... I went and talked to a psych, and we had a really in-depth conversation about body image and the 'value' of beauty and how I'd feel if the surgery went wrong or I just didn't like the result, or if friends or relatives or colleagues gave me a hard time about having cosmetic surgery or called me 'fake' - plus how I thought I might feel if 10 years down the line my nose had changed shape significantly, how I might feel and how I would explain my decision to my hypothetical future daughters if they were unhappy with their looks and wanted plastic surgery etc etc - and finally he wrote me a note saying he believed I had a realistic view of the surgery and what it would and wouldn't do for me, I had clearly thought about it for a long time and it wasn't an impulsive decision or the first step in a radical makeover plan, and that it was also very clearly my decision - there was no boyfriend or mother or manager pulling my strings and saying "you know what would make you look so much better? A nose job."

I had the surgery and had no regrets. My nose 3.0, after it healed, completely restored my normal breathing and looked really quite a lot like my original nose - well, just a little slimmer and straighter and prettier, because why not while they were at it? - and after the consult with my psych, I decided to respond to obvious gossipy questions like "you look different somehow, (giggle giggle), have you lost weight? Or maybe it's your hair?" with "actually, I had surgery to improve my nose. I'm really happy with it now. What's new with you?" and the result was that very soon after I had it done, absolutely nobody cared (and truly, now pretty much no one even remembers) I ever did anything to it at all (a friend who got breast implants around the same time and denied, denied, denied is still talked about behind her back constantly - anyone new to the group? First chance someone gets: "by the way, those boobs aren't real!" Meanwhile, very close friends say "your son looks so much like you! He's got his dad's blue eyes, but he's totally got your profile!" and I say "yeah, I agree, only the lucky kid is all-natural, I had to work a bit harder for mine" and the usual response is "huh? Oh! Oh shit, I totally forgot that even happened... when was that? God, I can hardly even picture you before that anymore" (I'm not fooling myself - my brother and I are 'Irish twins' and share a very-much-overlapping social circle, and his girlfriend of five years only discovered I had a nose job this past Christmas, because we were watching one of those 'Botched' shows and she said "ugh, I know I've had lip filler and like, I don't always love everything about my face, but you'd have to be just completely crazy..." and I said "hey!" and she gave me a 'huh?' look, and then my brother a 'huh?' look, and then I said "this is not my original nose... you did know that, right?" and she very clearly did not know that, and didn't believe me even when I showed her the little scar under my nose, she only believed my brother and I weren't tricking her once my mum came in and confirmed that yes, I really did have a nose job years ago...)

My nose job was in the 10-15 years ago range, and today it's very obvious (to me) that my nose has changed quite a bit from my 'perfect' initial result post-surgery... there's a bit of a bump that's reappeared just below the bridge, and the tip of my nose has definitely grown, so the angle of my nose is not quite so pretty as it was before... so I've learned to dab a little dark powder (i.e. a 'reverse highlight') on the tip of my nose if I'm doing my makeup for a day when I know I'll be photographed and I stick to front-on or 3/4 positions 'to camera' because I don't love my side profile now as much as I did when I first got it done... and that's it. I'm older, I just don't care nearly as much, and besides the standards are different... at my age I get a bazillion compliments because I don't have any visible wrinkles/lines or dark spots on my face (yet!) and I apparently look a lot younger than I am, how lucky/good with sunscreen was I... I can see my nose is definitely not 'perfect' anymore, but I can't conceive of ever 'redoing' it, it's still more than good enough. If someone gave me $21k now and said I had to spend it on my looks, I wouldn't even think about my nose, I guess I'd spend it on really well-made clothing and accessories and maybe some jewelry or a classic watch, I really do think in your 30s and 40s that (as you're long as you're still reasonably fit/slim) a 'perfect face/body' is less impressive than great personal style. You also learn the beauty of having quirks... my smile is a bit lopsided, I've got a bright white scar above one brow, I fairly recently gave up spending $$ and hours of my life maintaining my childhood 'baby blonde' and it turns out I have really pretty medium blonde hair, with a few wisps of pure silver in the front that I honestly think are really frickin' cool... and there's a way I dress and a way I walk and a way my facial expressions are all OTT (and my resting face is best described as 'looking somewhat up to mischief' and I hope that never changes) that are all me and I'm happy in my skin in a way I just wasn't when I was younger, even when I undoubtedly had a 'better' body (I still fit all my pre-baby clothes, and I don't have any extra tummy or tummy skin or stretch marks anywhere at all (yay!) but just because I'm the same bra size, it doesn't mean I have the same breasts... they're still pretty great, but by god, they used to be incredible.)

I'm still glad I had the surgery, and I'm still glad I had the 'required' psych consult. Not just because it helped me get approved for the surgery, but because it made me consider a lot of things I wasn't thinking about at 16 (when my nose first got smooshed) or even at 21 when I could finally afford to fix it; I still think back to that conversation fairly often and I've been the voice-of-reason/'screener' for friends who want work done, because I guess these days there's no psych appointment first anymore... but that appointment helped me trust that my surgeon genuinely cared about me as a person and not just my nose as a project/gold mine, and I had multiple lengthy consultations with my surgeon before he ever asked me to put a deposit down and actually schedule the surgery, just going over everything (and making sure we had the same goals - I'd bring in pictures of my nose pre-accident and of my mother and even my grandmother when she was young, because they both basically had 'my dream nose,' and I probably would have had something very close to theirs without the injury, and I wanted a nose that fit my face and looked natural with my other features and didn't make me look like an obvious surgeon's creation - and the surgeon was very honest about what he thought he could and couldn't do for me cosmetically, especially if my primary goal was to fix my breathing problems and not cosmetic perfection... I've since had friends schedule nose jobs after one 15-minute sales pitch from a surgeon they picked out of the phone book where they leave with a print-out of their digitally perfected nose (whether or not that result is even possible, given the nose they have to work with) and a lot of them end up disappointed and with major regrets, because the result just looks so artificial or so different from the '3D computer model'... and in certain cities (LA, NY, definitely) people in the know can tell you 'that's a Dr. Kanodia, that's a Dr. Chang...' because they just do the same nose over and over again, which no regard for the face it's at the centre of... when I moved to the US (and specifically, LA/Hollywood) soon after my surgery, I met so many Persian girls going in to get their noses done... and horrified to end up with a little WASPY ski-jump nose, they had just wanted a slightly smaller and less prominent nose, they didn't want their ethnic features wiped away altogether...

TL, DR; somewhere in the range of 10-15 years ago I had a nose job to both repair my breathing after a smashed (not just broken... smashed!) nose and also hopefully get a good cosmetic result... and at 21, I still had to see a psych and get a letter of approval before the surgeon would do it, because he had this crazy thing in mind called 'a duty of care.' I'm glad I saw the psych because he made me think about things that I hadn't really considered, I've never regretted the surgery, and although the intervening years have made my perfect 'nose v3.0' look considerably less perfect (as my surgeon always told me would happen, and made absolutely sure I understood) I've grown up an awful lot (now in my mid-thirties) and I'm perfectly happy in my own skin - I'm glad I got the surgery at 21, but I have no future plans to make any more 'fixes' to my nose - a 'perfect' nose would probably just look really odd the older I get! - and I've never had any other cosmetic procedure. I just don't understand the resistance to counseling/advice/support before such major surgery... even just fixing my nose came with risks, pain, a long recovery time, the social consequences of stepping out with an obviously different face... these kids are crazy if they think they know it all, don't need any guidance, and there's nothing they haven't thought about... and the surgeons are irresponsible and failing in their duty of care just saying 'Breast implants on a 16-year-old male's chest? Cool, let's do it!'

 

[Maxliam]

Late to the conversation but Jeanette gives me strong Dee Dee Blanchard vibes. I wonder if Jazz'll pull a Gypsy Rose in the future.

Oh yeah, I wonder if her and her down low nigga were discussing it and then she found out he was a fag and a pussy so the other niggas were making fun of him for fucking a dude. You could tell by the sound of his mammy that he came from hood, especially with that nigga name. Jazz won't find much luck in Boston, unless she gets a time machine and has Marky Mark take out Jeanette like a Vietnam Fucking Shit.

 

[Maamtis]

I think there was a quote from Bailey Jay that said "Sucking your girlfriend's dick isn't really the straightest thing to do, see you at pride."

That probably was the most honest tranny there and I can respect her (she passes pretty well as a female so I tend to let passable ones get called a girl in my book) for at least acknowledging if you date a tranny, you might be at least bi. Again, nothing really wrong with that, just fly your fag flag if you do it.

I do wonder if the whole "feminine penis" thing is pushed in part by guys who desperately don't want to admit they're nomming on male genitalia. Probably not very PC of me but I think even if a trans chick has gotten SRS it's still kinda gay to fuck her.

 

[Pomme Poire Peche]

I do wonder if the whole "feminine penis" thing is pushed in part by guys who desperately don't want to admit they're nomming on male genitalia.

Yes, "I must be a real girl, because 'she' has to be!"