US Vets Pull Entire Beach Towel Out of Pet Python After Reptile Swallows Large Cloth Whole - Monty the Jungle Carpet Python weighs about 11 pounds and is nearly 10 feet long

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Forget the dog swallowing your homework — this is a case of the snake swallowing your beach towel!
In an “extraordinary” case at the Small Animal Specialist Hospital in Sydney, Australia, a family’s pet python swallowed an entire beach towel — and its extraction from the serpent was caught on video.

“We see all kinds of interesting cases in our Avian and Exotics Department, but it’s not every day we see something quite as unusual and as extraordinary as this case,” SASH wrote on Facebook in a statement accompanying the incredible footage.

The snake — named Monty — is a female Jungle Carpet Python weighing about 11 pounds and stretching out to nearly 10 feet long.

Monty, 18, ate an entire beach towel before being taken to the pet hospital, where she was treated by Dr. Olivia Clarke in the Avian and Exotics Department.

Warning: Some viewers may find this video disturbing

Monty Python and The Missing Beach Towel

😱 🐍 Monty Python and The Missing Beach Towel😳 We see all kinds of interesting cases in our Avian and Exotics Department, but it's not every day we see...

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To get the towel out, vets took radiographs to confirm the cloth’s location within the snake, who was then anesthetized for the procedure.

The doctors used a flexible endoscope to see the end of the towel in Monty’s stomach. Then forceps were placed through the endoscope to grab the towel.

This is where it gets a little gross — the team of vets worked together to hold the snake taught and slowly pull the towel out through her mouth.

The footage of the whole procedure lets viewers see the tip of the towel inside of Monty’s body. As one doctor holds the snake’s mouth open wide, another uses the forceps to bring the towel out, then pulling at it more forcibly as it is removed.

“It was smiles all round and we’re happy to report that both Monty and the beach towel have lived to see another day!” SASH wrote in their Facebook post. “Monty was discharged from hospital the same day and her owner reports she is back to her happy, hungry self.”
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[Eryngium]

Imagine that thing on your cock.

 

[Hoplixe]

Imagine that thing on your cock.

What the fuck.
No.
No!

 

[BingBong]

Imagine that thing on your cock.

you wut nigger?

 

[thismanlies]

Imagine that thing on your cock.

Those things have teeth that curve inwards which would shred your pecker when you pulled out.

 

[Eryngium]

What the fuck.
No.
No!

you wut nigger?

Bestiality is not inherently immoral:

Having sex with animals is not morally wrong. In some cases animals can consent (without human penetrating animal, even that could be consented but we can't be sure about that so lets leave it there).

For example: Male animal and Human. If animal chooses to lick / have sex with a human (using it's free will to do so). It's not immoral, unless female didn't wanted that and in that cases that's outer-species rape / assault.

If you still think that bestiality in this case is immoral ^, then all sex should be immoral by your definition. Might I add that eating meat could be considered immoral, but most of the world practices it.

Society dictates moral standards, not long ago, gay marriage in the was was illegal. Many places in the world (predominantly Islamic) still stone (kill, by throwing stones) gays. In roman times both bestiality and gaydom??, was normal.

Just Like gays, furries, zoophiles and porn addicts, They do not affect me personally, so I don't care what is their fetish, but most of Kiwifarms, hates them, and that pisses me of.

I know I will be neg-rated, but I like to vent, and I have enough internet points already.

I'm open for a debate or chat, so hit me up.

 

[BingBong]

Bestiality is not inherently immoral:

Having sex with animals is not morally wrong. In some cases animals can consent (without human penetrating animal, even that could be consented but we can't be sure about that so lets leave it there).

For example: Male animal and Human. If animal chooses to lick / have sex with a human (using it's free will to do so). It's not immoral, unless female didn't wanted that and in that cases that's outer-species rape / assault.

If you still think that bestiality in this case is immoral ^, then all sex should be immoral by your definition. Might I add that eating meat could be considered immoral, but most of the world practices it.

Society dictates moral standards, not long ago, gay marriage in the was was illegal. Many places in the world (predominantly Islamic) still stone (kill, by throwing stones) gays. In roman times both bestiality and gaydom??, was normal.

Just Like gays, furries, zoophiles and porn addicts, They do not affect me personally, so I don't care what is their fetish, but most of Kiwifarms, hates them, and that pisses me of.

I know I will be neg-rated, but I like to vent, and I have enough internet points already.

I'm open for a debate or chat, so hit me up.

 

[thismanlies]

Bestiality is not inherently immoral:

Having sex with animals is not morally wrong. In some cases animals can consent (without human penetrating animal, even that could be consented but we can't be sure about that so lets leave it there).

For example: Male animal and Human. If animal chooses to lick / have sex with a human (using it's free will to do so). It's not immoral, unless female didn't wanted that and in that cases that's outer-species rape / assault.

If you still think that bestiality in this case is immoral ^, then all sex should be immoral by your definition. Might I add that eating meat could be considered immoral, but most of the world practices it.

Society dictates moral standards, not long ago, gay marriage in the was was illegal. Many places in the world (predominantly Islamic) still stone (kill, by throwing stones) gays. In roman times both bestiality and gaydom??, was normal.

Just Like gays, furries, zoophiles and porn addicts, They do not affect me personally, so I don't care what is their fetish, but most of Kiwifarms, hates them, and that pisses me of.

I know I will be neg-rated, but I like to vent, and I have enough internet points already.

I'm open for a debate or chat, so hit me up.

Where the fuck did you copy/paste this from?

 

[Antipathy]

Bestiality is not inherently immoral:

Having sex with animals is not morally wrong. In some cases animals can consent (without human penetrating animal, even that could be consented but we can't be sure about that so lets leave it there).

For example: Male animal and Human. If animal chooses to lick / have sex with a human (using it's free will to do so). It's not immoral, unless female didn't wanted that and in that cases that's outer-species rape / assault.

If you still think that bestiality in this case is immoral ^, then all sex should be immoral by your definition. Might I add that eating meat could be considered immoral, but most of the world practices it.

Society dictates moral standards, not long ago, gay marriage in the was was illegal. Many places in the world (predominantly Islamic) still stone (kill, by throwing stones) gays. In roman times both bestiality and gaydom??, was normal.

Just Like gays, furries, zoophiles and porn addicts, They do not affect me personally, so I don't care what is their fetish, but most of Kiwifarms, hates them, and that pisses me of.

I know I will be neg-rated, but I like to vent, and I have enough internet points already.

I'm open for a debate or chat, so hit me up.

Great bait you Islamic shitlord. Go fuck your goats already, you're subhuman no matter what.

 

[Eryngium]

Great bait you Islamic shitlord. Go fuck your goats already, you're subhuman no matter what.

I found out a few weeks ago that my girlfriend has been writing erotic fan fiction stories which depict me having a sexual relationship with my dog, Baxter. (In the stories, the acts are consensual and Baxter is depicted as being intelligent, having the capability of speech, and is often written as initiating the sexual act.)

The stories get very graphic and actually rather vulgar. When I found these stories I was extremely confused and disgusted.

My girlfriend was at first embarrassed about it, but she insisted it was just "normal" and "harmless fun". When I also told her I was fearful that she was interested in beastiality she got very angry at me and said she would never "actually" do anything with an animal and that these were "stories within a fantasy realm" and that I needed to "grow up."

To be honest I couldn't really process something this strange and I just asked my girlfriend to stop writing these things and that we could just forget about it. She seemed to agree.

However the other night I have come to find she has still been writing these stories, she simply made very artificial changes to my name and to Baxter's name, and to make matters worse she has been sharing them with other people on this internet message board. To make matters even MORE worse, she has posted pictures of me and Baxter and some users on the forum have made "erotic fan art" using Photoshop or even MS Paint depicting me banging my dog.

I was completely aghast and sickened by these stories and by this horrible art. I confronted my girlfriend and she accused me of trying to shame her and for "stalking" her. She said it was a harmless habit and "her audience" enjoyed the stories.

The compromise she offered was that she would delete the photo's she had posted and ask her audience to stop making fan art with the photo's, but that she would still write the stories with our altered names and that was her "freedom of speech".

I have never been in such a confusing situation in my life. I had been thinking of marrying this woman but now I am too confused. I also know she has shared her stories with some of her friends and her sister and I can hardly look any of them in the eye knowing they have read these insane things and imagined me in their heads enacting these terrible events with Baxter.

I also feel awkward about leaving Baxter alone with her. I believe her that she would never enact in real life any sexual act on a dog but I am disgusted that she has imagined my poor pup behaving in this manner. It makes me uncomfortable when she is petting him, as I'm wondering if is she is envisioning some disgusting story for her audience involving my pup.

Am I overreacting? What do I do here?

 

[BingBong]

I found out a few weeks ago that my girlfriend has been writing erotic fan fiction stories which depict me having a sexual relationship with my dog, Baxter. (In the stories, the acts are consensual and Baxter is depicted as being intelligent, having the capability of speech, and is often written as initiating the sexual act.)

The stories get very graphic and actually rather vulgar. When I found these stories I was extremely confused and disgusted.

My girlfriend was at first embarrassed about it, but she insisted it was just "normal" and "harmless fun". When I also told her I was fearful that she was interested in beastiality she got very angry at me and said she would never "actually" do anything with an animal and that these were "stories within a fantasy realm" and that I needed to "grow up."

To be honest I couldn't really process something this strange and I just asked my girlfriend to stop writing these things and that we could just forget about it. She seemed to agree.

However the other night I have come to find she has still been writing these stories, she simply made very artificial changes to my name and to Baxter's name, and to make matters worse she has been sharing them with other people on this internet message board. To make matters even MORE worse, she has posted pictures of me and Baxter and some users on the forum have made "erotic fan art" using Photoshop or even MS Paint depicting me banging my dog.

I was completely aghast and sickened by these stories and by this horrible art. I confronted my girlfriend and she accused me of trying to shame her and for "stalking" her. She said it was a harmless habit and "her audience" enjoyed the stories.

The compromise she offered was that she would delete the photo's she had posted and ask her audience to stop making fan art with the photo's, but that she would still write the stories with our altered names and that was her "freedom of speech".

I have never been in such a confusing situation in my life. I had been thinking of marrying this woman but now I am too confused. I also know she has shared her stories with some of her friends and her sister and I can hardly look any of them in the eye knowing they have read these insane things and imagined me in their heads enacting these terrible events with Baxter.

I also feel awkward about leaving Baxter alone with her. I believe her that she would never enact in real life any sexual act on a dog but I am disgusted that she has imagined my poor pup behaving in this manner. It makes me uncomfortable when she is petting him, as I'm wondering if is she is envisioning some disgusting story for her audience involving my pup.

Am I overreacting? What do I do here?

ok. now I know you're trolling.
Top tier shitposting

 

[Antipathy]

AUTISM SPEAKS

Okay, this is stupid. Either bestiality is consensual, in which case you got cucked by your dog, or it isn't, in which case your earlier argument is entirely null and void.

Decent trollposting, but you need to put graphic detail about how your dog fucked your girlfriend and shat all over the place at the same time in the second, and proclaim your love of Allah in the first post.

 

[GoofyMcGoof]

Why would an animal do this if not to kill itself by choking?
18 Years with a fucking Karen owner poking you when ever she's been rejected would do that to any self respecting snake.

Overall I don't get snake and spider owners.
They seem to hoard the things, have a fetish for their various varieties and feeding them rats/bugs.
Something creeps me out about these people.

ok. now I know you're trolling.
Top tier shitposting

How is it top tier if you know? Besides look at this guys post history, you can't fake this level of depravity for so long.

I mean obviously this is a troll post:

r/shittyadvice - My (25 M) girlfriend (31 F) keeps writing "fan fiction" depicting "erotic" stories between me and my pet dog. I am disturbed but she says it is normal. Is it?

81 votes and 24 comments so far on Reddit

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But he wouldn't have saved it if he wasn't at least moderately turned on by it, considering its obscurity and lack of real quality as a copy pasta.

 

[Cyclonus]

I was going to make a joke about this thing being in ads for Coppertone, but finding out there's somebody on this thread advocating for beastiality kinda took the wind out of my sails.

 

[⠠⠠⠅⠑⠋⠋⠁⠇⠎ ⠠⠠⠊⠎ ⠠⠠⠁ ⠠⠠⠋⠁⠛]

I was going to make a joke about this thing being in ads for Coppertone, but finding out there's somebody on this thread advocating for beastiality kinda took the wind out of my sails.

Let's get this back on track. Pulling a beach towel out of a carpet python? What's next, pulling a carpet out of a beach towel python?

 

[GoofyMcGoof]

Let's get this back on track. Pulling a beach towel out of a carpet python? What's next, pulling a carpet out of a beach towel python?

Franz Harary Mouth Coils Bahrain

youtu.be

This but with a snake?

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Jack Bauer must have visited Monty earlier...

 

[L50LasPak]

Poor snake. Probably wasn't even smart enough to realize the difference between fur and artifical fibers. I was gonna call it exceptional but it took me like ten seconds to realize how it actually made that mistake.

 

[Niggernerd]

Snakes are so cute but so fucking dumb. Blessed.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Bestiality is not inherently immoral:

Having sex with animals is not morally wrong. In some cases animals can consent (without human penetrating animal, even that could be consented but we can't be sure about that so lets leave it there).

For example: Male animal and Human. If animal chooses to lick / have sex with a human (using it's free will to do so). It's not immoral, unless female didn't wanted that and in that cases that's outer-species rape / assault.

If you still think that bestiality in this case is immoral ^, then all sex should be immoral by your definition. Might I add that eating meat could be considered immoral, but most of the world practices it.

Society dictates moral standards, not long ago, gay marriage in the was was illegal. Many places in the world (predominantly Islamic) still stone (kill, by throwing stones) gays. In roman times both bestiality and gaydom??, was normal.

Just Like gays, furries, zoophiles and porn addicts, They do not affect me personally, so I don't care what is their fetish, but most of Kiwifarms, hates them, and that pisses me of.

I know I will be neg-rated, but I like to vent, and I have enough internet points already.

I'm open for a debate or chat, so hit me up.

Nice to see Adum from Your Movie Sucks post on the farms