US Vets Pull Entire Beach Towel Out of Pet Python After Reptile Swallows Large Cloth Whole - Monty the Jungle Carpet Python weighs about 11 pounds and is nearly 10 feet long

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Forget the dog swallowing your homework — this is a case of the snake swallowing your beach towel!
In an “extraordinary” case at the Small Animal Specialist Hospital in Sydney, Australia, a family’s pet python swallowed an entire beach towel — and its extraction from the serpent was caught on video.

“We see all kinds of interesting cases in our Avian and Exotics Department, but it’s not every day we see something quite as unusual and as extraordinary as this case,” SASH wrote on Facebook in a statement accompanying the incredible footage.

The snake — named Monty — is a female Jungle Carpet Python weighing about 11 pounds and stretching out to nearly 10 feet long.

Monty, 18, ate an entire beach towel before being taken to the pet hospital, where she was treated by Dr. Olivia Clarke in the Avian and Exotics Department.

Warning: Some viewers may find this video disturbing

Monty Python and The Missing Beach Towel

😱 🐍 Monty Python and The Missing Beach Towel😳 We see all kinds of interesting cases in our Avian and Exotics Department, but it's not every day we see...

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To get the towel out, vets took radiographs to confirm the cloth’s location within the snake, who was then anesthetized for the procedure.

The doctors used a flexible endoscope to see the end of the towel in Monty’s stomach. Then forceps were placed through the endoscope to grab the towel.

This is where it gets a little gross — the team of vets worked together to hold the snake taught and slowly pull the towel out through her mouth.

The footage of the whole procedure lets viewers see the tip of the towel inside of Monty’s body. As one doctor holds the snake’s mouth open wide, another uses the forceps to bring the towel out, then pulling at it more forcibly as it is removed.

“It was smiles all round and we’re happy to report that both Monty and the beach towel have lived to see another day!” SASH wrote in their Facebook post. “Monty was discharged from hospital the same day and her owner reports she is back to her happy, hungry self.”
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For more great stories from people who keep snakes as pets, #scalebaby on Tumblr is a great place to visit.

 

[Foxxo]

I found out a few weeks ago that my girlfriend has been writing erotic fan fiction stories which depict me having a sexual relationship with my dog, Baxter. (In the stories, the acts are consensual and Baxter is depicted as being intelligent, having the capability of speech, and is often written as initiating the sexual act.)

The stories get very graphic and actually rather vulgar. When I found these stories I was extremely confused and disgusted.

My girlfriend was at first embarrassed about it, but she insisted it was just "normal" and "harmless fun". When I also told her I was fearful that she was interested in beastiality she got very angry at me and said she would never "actually" do anything with an animal and that these were "stories within a fantasy realm" and that I needed to "grow up."

To be honest I couldn't really process something this strange and I just asked my girlfriend to stop writing these things and that we could just forget about it. She seemed to agree.

However the other night I have come to find she has still been writing these stories, she simply made very artificial changes to my name and to Baxter's name, and to make matters worse she has been sharing them with other people on this internet message board. To make matters even MORE worse, she has posted pictures of me and Baxter and some users on the forum have made "erotic fan art" using Photoshop or even MS Paint depicting me banging my dog.

I was completely aghast and sickened by these stories and by this horrible art. I confronted my girlfriend and she accused me of trying to shame her and for "stalking" her. She said it was a harmless habit and "her audience" enjoyed the stories.

The compromise she offered was that she would delete the photo's she had posted and ask her audience to stop making fan art with the photo's, but that she would still write the stories with our altered names and that was her "freedom of speech".

I have never been in such a confusing situation in my life. I had been thinking of marrying this woman but now I am too confused. I also know she has shared her stories with some of her friends and her sister and I can hardly look any of them in the eye knowing they have read these insane things and imagined me in their heads enacting these terrible events with Baxter.

I also feel awkward about leaving Baxter alone with her. I believe her that she would never enact in real life any sexual act on a dog but I am disgusted that she has imagined my poor pup behaving in this manner. It makes me uncomfortable when she is petting him, as I'm wondering if is she is envisioning some disgusting story for her audience involving my pup.

Am I overreacting? What do I do here?

I swear, half of your copypastas are ripped right from /b/.

And I know that this is one because you don't have a girlfriend.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

The snake wasn't getting enough fiber in it's diet and took matters into it's own hands.
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Metaphorically, obviously.

 

[registered 2 hide avatars]

Damn that must have felt good for the snake. Still what the fuck is wrong with people bringing pet snakes to the beach.

 

[inexplicable ethos]

When I was a baby my parents had a pet Rottweiler who stayed in an outside kennel/doghouse during the day while they were at work. One day they came home and the dog was acting sick and making weird noises, retching and whining. Eventually they tried to look in his mouth to see if something was wrong and saw a piece of fabric sticking out of his throat. They start trying to pull on it and, as it turns out, he had somehow ripped the entire fabric cover off his large dog bed from the outdoor doghouse earlier that day and swallowed it whole. They ended up pulling it out of him hand-over-hand like a clown pulling handkerchiefs out of his sleeve, heavy-duty zipper and all. After they got it out he threw up one more time and was then completely fine.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that animals will always eat stupid shit if you let them no matter how objectively indigestible it is.

 

[Android raptor]

I love snakes, but they arent the brightest things in the world. I'll bet the towel maybe smelled like food (like maybe they were using it to dry off rats after defrosting them) and that's why the snake ate it. Similar thing happened with a wild king snake that ate a hickory nut me and some friends found on a survey (vets were able to get it to regurg the nut and it was released).

It's good the snake was ok and the owners took it to the vet promptly, lots of people dont treat reptiles well or take them to the vet when they should.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

When I was a baby my parents had a pet Rottweiler who stayed in an outside kennel/doghouse during the day while they were at work. One day they came home and the dog was acting sick and making weird noises, retching and whining. Eventually they tried to look in his mouth to see if something was wrong and saw a piece of fabric sticking out of his throat. They start trying to pull on it and, as it turns out, he had somehow ripped the entire fabric cover off his large dog bed from the outdoor doghouse earlier that day and swallowed it whole. They ended up pulling it out of him hand-over-hand like a clown pulling handkerchiefs out of his sleeve, heavy-duty zipper and all. After they got it out he threw up one more time and was then completely fine.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that animals will always eat stupid shit if you let them no matter how objectively indigestible it is.

Most dogs run under the logic that if what they just ate didn't immediately kill them, it was food. They also don't often learn from example. My beagle will scarf up crab apples despite the fact that she finds them disgusting because she thinks the next one she eats will be the tasty one.

 

[Angry New Ager]

When I was a baby my parents had a pet Rottweiler who stayed in an outside kennel/doghouse during the day while they were at work. One day they came home and the dog was acting sick and making weird noises, retching and whining. Eventually they tried to look in his mouth to see if something was wrong and saw a piece of fabric sticking out of his throat. They start trying to pull on it and, as it turns out, he had somehow ripped the entire fabric cover off his large dog bed from the outdoor doghouse earlier that day and swallowed it whole. They ended up pulling it out of him hand-over-hand like a clown pulling handkerchiefs out of his sleeve, heavy-duty zipper and all. After they got it out he threw up one more time and was then completely fine.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that animals will always eat stupid shit if you let them no matter how objectively indigestible it is.

I used to have a cat who would try to eat plastic grocery bags, so I was always very careful to keep them out of his reach. One day, however, he came home in obvious distress, and when I picked him up I saw a bit of beige plastic in the corner of his mouth.

I pulled an entire Home Depot bag out of him; apparently he'd gone to the house three doors down, where contractors were working, and stole it from them. And, like your parents' dog, he barfed a couple of times and was fine after that.

I currently have one who likes to gnaw on styrofoam, which isn't great, but at least it's small bits that she can easily pass. I still try to keep her away from it, though.

Animals are fucking weird.

 

[WarJams]

I guess what I'm trying to say is that animals will always eat stupid shit if you let them no matter how objectively indigestible it is.

Yeah, I had a dog that swallowed the string used to bale hay when we visited an aunt's farm, and it ended up killing him.

 

[Derped223]

That snake must have one hell of a dry mouth now.

 

[Niggernerd]

Damn that must have felt good for the snake. Still what the fuck is wrong with people bringing pet snakes to the beach.

Snekys want to hang ten too ya know

 

[Homo Demens]

It's just magic, man.

 

[Spunt]

Stupid snek, you're a carpet python, not a towel python, dummy.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Why would an animal do this if not to kill itself by choking?
18 Years with a fucking Karen owner poking you when ever she's been rejected would do that to any self respecting snake.

Overall I don't get snake and spider owners.
They seem to hoard the things, have a fetish for their various varieties and feeding them rats/bugs.
Something creeps me out about these people.



How is it top tier if you know? Besides look at this guys post history, you can't fake this level of depravity for so long.

I mean obviously this is a troll post:

r/shittyadvice - My (25 M) girlfriend (31 F) keeps writing "fan fiction" depicting "erotic" stories between me and my pet dog. I am disturbed but she says it is normal. Is it?

81 votes and 24 comments so far on Reddit

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But he wouldn't have saved it if he wasn't at least moderately turned on by it, considering its obscurity and lack of real quality as a copy pasta.

Lol, banned

 

[Burd Turglar]

Bestiality is not inherently immoral:

Having sex with animals is not morally wrong. In some cases animals can consent (without human penetrating animal, even that could be consented but we can't be sure about that so lets leave it there).

For example: Male animal and Human. If animal chooses to lick / have sex with a human (using it's free will to do so). It's not immoral, unless female didn't wanted that and in that cases that's outer-species rape / assault.

If you still think that bestiality in this case is immoral ^, then all sex should be immoral by your definition. Might I add that eating meat could be considered immoral, but most of the world practices it.

Society dictates moral standards, not long ago, gay marriage in the was was illegal. Many places in the world (predominantly Islamic) still stone (kill, by throwing stones) gays. In roman times both bestiality and gaydom??, was normal.

Just Like gays, furries, zoophiles and porn addicts, They do not affect me personally, so I don't care what is their fetish, but most of Kiwifarms, hates them, and that pisses me of.

I know I will be neg-rated, but I like to vent, and I have enough internet points already.

I'm open for a debate or chat, so hit me up.

I see zero difference between your degenerate thoughts here and NAMBLA tier shit. On the real, I hope you die in a car accident and no longer have access to animals or children you sick fuck.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

This story paints a picture of the world's shittiest magic trick for me.

"and now for my next trick..."