Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[simulated goat]

Hohoho I wonder what town is that. Fuck it going to the cabin next week. I'm feeling pretty okay. Nope the plague has reached pretty close to Oregon.
edit: I forgot a word.

Bothell, a north Seattle 'burb. It's not too far from Everett where the first US case was.

Spoiler: silly prattle

I used to live five blocks from that school. I'm giddy with relief that I don't live in that area anymore..well, OK, I'm always glad to be out of there but right now more than usual

 

[pwnest injun]

I'm the guy from the Department of Health and Human Services waiting for President Donald Trump to call me and tell me to go to work each day.

No, wait, I'm the USPHS Officer who takes all his orders direct from the Oval office.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

One of my biggest issues I've experienced is when I go out and my cheek starts itching. Or my eyes water from the cold which makes my eyes sting. It happens every time I go out and it's annoying as hell. I'm tempted to bring napkins with me to carry for it.
Most of the time I'm more attentive to not touching my face.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Bothell, a north Seattle 'burb. It's not too far from Everett where the first US case was.

Spoiler: silly prattle

I used to live five blocks from that school. I'm giddy with relief that I don't live in that area anymore..well, OK, I'm always glad to be out of there but right now more than usual

The person involved with the Bothell case was tested negative. This new “presumptive positive” case is also in Everett (the virus would probably result in an improvement in that shithole)

Two new cases of coronavirus in Washington state

Health officials say there are two new cases of coronavirus in Washington state -- one is an Everett student and another is a woman in King County.

mynorthwest.com

 

[beautiful person]

Hohoho I wonder what town is that. Fuck it going to the cabin next week. I'm feeling pretty okay. Nope the plague has reached pretty close to Oregon.
edit: I forgot a word.

The plague is already in Oregon

 

[simulated goat]

One of my biggest issues I've experienced is when I go out and my cheek starts itching. Or my eyes water from the cold which makes my eyes sting. It happens every time I go out and it's annoying as hell. I'm tempted to bring napkins with me to carry for it.
Most of the time I'm more attentive to not touching my face.

Ever since this stuff started and I've been trying not to touch my face, shit keeps happening to my eyes. They're itchy or a gnat flies in or I have to fish out an eyelash. I swear they're out to kill me.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

If you haven't watched that video I posted, you should at least watch the last minute.

It's like something out of a horror movie.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The plague is already in Oregon

Is this an actual confirmed case, or a suspected case pending CDC testing?

 

[simulated goat]

The person involved with the Bothell case was tested negative. This new “presumptive positive” case is also in Everett (the virus would probably result in an improvement in that shithole)

Two new cases of coronavirus in Washington state

Health officials say there are two new cases of coronavirus in Washington state -- one is an Everett student and another is a woman in King County.

mynorthwest.com

Well Everett certainly makes sense, they've also got that whole Korean area between them and Lynnwood along Evergreen/99.

 

[beautiful person]

Is this an actual confirmed case, or a suspected case pending CDC testing?

Pending CDC testing, but in-State tests came up positive.

Edit: More info

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Ever since this stuff started and I've been trying not to touch my face, shit keeps happening to my eyes. They're itchy or a gnat flies in or I have to fish out an eyelash. I swear they're out to kill me.

Ugh. Isn't it annoying? I'm fine indoors and then I step out to go get food and boom. My face starts itching or my nose, or the corner of my eyes. It's always when I'm staying alert and avoiding touching my face.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Well Everett certainly makes sense, they've also got that whole Korean area between them and Lynnwood along Evergreen/99.

Yeah, there are some strip malls on that stretch with only Korean on the signs. I’m kind of surprised there haven’t been any reported cases on the Eastside yet, with all the Chinese there, but I am sure it’s a matter of time.

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

Ugh. Isn't it annoying? I'm fine indoors and then I step out to go get food and boom. My face starts itching or my nose, or the corner of my eyes. It's always when I'm staying alert and avoiding touching my face.

Is it allergy season where you live? Since it's been getting warmer I've been feeling the temptation to rip my face apart but I don't want Corona-chan to have her way with me. Also don't let the paranoia get to you, hypochondria is a bitch.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Is it allergy season where you live? Since it's been getting warmer I've been feeling the temptation to rip my face apart but I don't want Corona-chan to have her way with me. Also don't let the paranoia get to you, hypochondria is a bitch.

That and winds, yes. It's been getting warmer now and I'm noticing it a lot more when I go out.

 

[Borax Bozo]

Well, leolide's channel got nuked off Youtube, but whether it was YT itself or a selfnuke I don't know.
It got up to 180K views before the kill.

Luckily we still have a reupload of the vid here:

Coronavirus animation, (2019 nCoV) / coronavirus chan 2d. corona-chan

ミカヅキBIGWAVE - 花澤香菜 - Renai Circulation (ミカヅキBIGWAVE Remix) / coronavirus animation coronavirus chan corona chan anime animation

www.youtube.com

Grab it before it gets nuked again

 

[Aib Ld]

Ugh. Isn't it annoying? I'm fine indoors and then I step out to go get food and boom. My face starts itching or my nose, or the corner of my eyes. It's always when I'm staying alert and avoiding touching my face.

Combo of this, allergy season, and trying to break the habit of resting my head on propped elbows. It's hard and painful.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Combo of this, allergy season, and trying to break the habit of resting my head on propped elbows. It's hard and painful.

I still rest my hand under my chin. That's the biggest habit to break.

 

[pwnest injun]

I just never take my hands off my dick, so I don't have to worry about contamination.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Luckily we still have a reupload of the vid here:

Coronavirus animation, (2019 nCoV) / coronavirus chan 2d. corona-chan

ミカヅキBIGWAVE - 花澤香菜 - Renai Circulation (ミカヅキBIGWAVE Remix) / coronavirus animation coronavirus chan corona chan anime animation

www.youtube.com

Grab it before it gets nuked again

Archive:

 

[jjabramsisdumb]

Coronavirus scare at Gold Coast beauty salon after beautician tests positive following trip to Iran

Up to 40 possibly exposed to coronavirus at Gold Coast beauty salon

Queensland's chief health officer says authorities want to speak to up to 40 people who had contact with a Gold Coast beautician who tested positive to coronavirus after a trip to Iran, as she warns the state is heading towards an epidemic.

www.abc.net.au

...and so it begins.

They are being incredibly naive here. This woman has already infected hundreds.