Imagine being a guy at the border. A behemoth shows up in her bingemobile. You check her licence and notice it’s the 3rd time in two weeks she crosses to the US for only a few hours, in the middle of the night and without a valid passport, stating she’s going south to tour a few fastfood places.
I would personally get suspicious enough that she’s trying to pass drugs that she would get a full search of the bingemobile and perhaps, the dingleberrymobile (aka her ass), too.
No one working at the border would believe she’s driving 4h back and forth in the US, in the middle of the night, only to check if McD tastes the same as in Canada.
And yet...
ETA : Well fuck, our gorl had a nanosecond of common sense and stayed home (probably too cold out there and ended ordering from Uber Eats instead).
