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all his sperging about furries is just too autistic for me to care, so here's his most horrifying shit of today

peak Kevin
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look at this absolute delusion
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hooray for Kevin
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and still bitching about the move
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edit: taking bets on how long until he accuses the company of transphobia

Eeeew! Fucking nasty! What horrible gunk is this crazy man leaking that it leaves visible stains??

Vag wetness, my ass. Fluid from healthy biological vaginas IS CLEAR. But we are talking about male crotch disasters. Who knows what unspeakable terrors are lurking there.

The man-cave of this guy must be the most wretched ditch on earth. Even Nurgles asshole is cleaner.

Making the generous assumption that it isn't just some horrific petri dish of Satan's jelly, it may be some form of alkaline/Cowper's fluid which may be clear but indeed stains yellow.

His statement does lack what color it stains but that's both something I don't want to know and something I don't care to imagine.

So what color do you think best describes Kevin's genderfluid? It's definitely not blood red, otherwise Kevin would be telling everyone that he's menstruating. Whatever color it is, it'd have to be a pretty light shade in order for Kevin to initially assume that it would dry clear. My guess is that the "wetness" is a mixture of sweat, puss, dirt, and maybe dead skin, so I'll put my money on something close to #ccc9b6.

Eh, I guess I could make a joke poll later. "Blood Drip" Red/Orange, "Plentiful Pus" Yellow/Tan, "Semen Spurt" Gray/White, and "Nurgle's Gift" Green/Black should cover it.

 

[RIP Tranch]

I read this website mostly because it's morbidly amusing and lets me feel better about my own life, but I'm not so sure if reading about Kevin consuming his neovaginal sewage is worth it anymore.

I think I'm starting to feel the abyss staring back.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I read this website mostly because it's morbidly amusing and lets me feel better about my own life, but I'm not so sure if reading about Kevin consuming his neovaginal sewage is worth it anymore.

I think I'm starting to feel the abyss staring back.

That which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

In Kevin's case it means that mentally anyone who follows this thread is like this:

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

Making the generous assumption that it isn't just some horrific petri dish of Satan's jelly, it may be some form of alkaline/Cowper's fluid which may be clear but indeed stains yellow.

His statement does lack what color it stains but that's both something I don't want to know and something I don't care to imagine.

Eh, I guess I could make a joke poll later. "Blood Drip" Red/Orange, "Plentiful Pus" Yellow/Tan, "Semen Spurt" Gray/White, and "Nurgle's Gift" Green/Black should cover it.

So what color do you think best describes Kevin's genderfluid? It's definitely not blood red, otherwise Kevin would be telling everyone that he's menstruating. Whatever color it is, it'd have to be a pretty light shade in order for Kevin to initially assume that it would dry clear. My guess is that the "wetness" is a mixture of sweat, puss, dirt, and maybe dead skin, so I'll put my money on something close to #ccc9b6.

I think Sinners Sandwich already answered this question...

Never eat the smelly orange gunk leaking out of your dick pocket.

That's not a joke btw. Neovags can be full of orange gunk. It's a mix between sweat, dead skin cells, bacteria, dilation lubricant, smegma & more.

Neovags are Nurgles Petri dish.

Edit: proof

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Spoiler: Gross orange gunk of doom

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[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

day by day i get more scared by kevin. why the fuck i still lurk here?

"I tell myself I bear witness, but the real answer is that it's obviously my programming, and I lack the constitution for suicide."

 

[Actual Transphobe]

Eh, I guess I could make a joke poll later. "Blood Drip" Red/Orange, "Plentiful Pus" Yellow/Tan, "Semen Spurt" Gray/White, and "Nurgle's Gift" Green/Black should cover it.

I'm gonna have to go with @Sinners Sandwich on this one with the red/orange color, that seems to be a really common ditch color.
There's multiple pics on the general tranny thread with dilators covered in it. Also it's no exaggeration ditches have a plethora of bacterias, which includes actual shit.

 

[Video Games]

I'm a day late on this, but why the FUCK did Kevin buy a $200 dildo when his cat urgently needs to be spayed? Didn't he say his other cat has been mounting the poor thing with its barbed dick? There goes any hope that he might be capable of responsible pet ownership despite his personal degeneracy.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Didn't he say his other cat has been mounting the poor thing with its barbed dick

That might be the reason he doesn't do it. He probably thinks it's hot since he can only think about putting horrible shit into his crotch disaster.

 

[s0mbra]

I don't thi k he bought the $200 xl dog cock, but that's what his "goals" are. As in he aspires to be able to fit it inside himself one day.
He bought something else from a different company. Though even the smaller sized toys from more reasonably priced companies are still really expensive. So between that and his non-lewd toy hoarding, his pets should be taken away from him.
He gets fucking inheritance, money he does t have to do SHIT for, and he can't even get his cat spayed. It probably costs less than the dildo he bought

 

[Paul Barker!]

I mean, I don’t know how they do it in bumblefuck, CO, but in my county some shelters have monthly spay days. It’s usually cheaper that day and sometimes you can even apply for vouchers, turning like an $80 procedure into a $50 procedure. If he could afford a $200 dildo that he can’t even use because his sarlac pit’s tearing itself apart, he can afford to spay his fucking cat.

Spoiler: No bulge <3

 

[Raging Capybara]

With that amount of fat I bet it was impossible to see the bulge even before the chop.

Kevin is FAT.

 

[SqueakyClean]

With that amount of fat I bet it was impossible to see the bulge even before the chop.

Kevin is FAT.

Goddamn I bet his belly button smells as bad as his crotch, that thing is deep.

 

[stupid fuck]

jfc there's a lot of tard cum today, strap the fuck in on kiwis

let's start with this

imagine sending love heart emojis after those two words.

the full context of that conversation is even more delusional:


lmao for days

Spoiler: nsfw - full pics of above

SOFT like a cis woman!


more info on the dildo he purchased instead of fixing his cat (and ranch update)

Spoiler: nsfw - big ol dilly

edit: can't believe i'm autismo enough for this, but here's some more dildinfo

Spoiler: nsfw - dildotism

nigga spent anywhere from $70-$145 plus postage for this shit that looks like it's gonna bust him open

Kevin's thirst knows no bounds


Kevin reflects on aging gracefully


stinkditch things


hello delusion


cute AND gorgeous!


a story in 2 parts


the way his brain works is remarkable


thanks Kevin, great take


words of wisdom


you could have been a freakshow at a younger age, congrats


no Kevin, you're clockable as a frumpy shrek derivative from ten blocks away


Kevin cannot drive, which does not surprise me


bloody dilation, what a treat



further ranch updates

'just sick with stress'


momma troon sends a death threat

 

[BallBuster]

All this mortgage company crap has me wondering if they don’t have the money/approval for anything but the mortgage company is afraid of being accused of transphobia for denying them. Sounds of lunacy I know but that’s the world we live in.

 

[DΛRK MΛGΛ]

Yeah Kevin, your surgical wound is bleeding when you shove your dildos in, so shoving even more stuff into it to make it heal faster sounds like a great idea

 

[Neon]

bloody dilation, what a treat

I hate that thanks to this thread I know exactly what the aftermath of a bloody dilation looks like It's interesting to see a couple more chinks appear in the perfect vagina delusion, though.

eta: Extra blood? Does he mean that the thing usually bleeds anyway when he shoves things in it??

 

[RIP Tranch]

bloody dilation, what a treat

"Just want to be done" he says. Transitioning is a life long, tedious, grueling effort, Kevin. I know your faggot Twitter hugbox told you it was going to be easy peasy, that you'd just have to take some pills and dilate for a few weeks and you'd be a real girl!!!! - but that's not how things work.

You can't just "get done" pretending to be a woman. You committed your entire life to fighting your own body. Get used to the grind.

 

[James Howlett]

Huh, between the tweet about not being able to scratch his itchy crotch, other neovag complications, and crying about pregnant women, I may need to revisit my clearly optimistic bet that Kevin will survive 2020.

 

[heathercho]

"Just want to be done" he says. Transitioning is a life long, tedious, grueling effort, Kevin. I know your faggot Twitter hugbox told you it was going to be easy peasy, that you'd just have to take some pills and dilate for a few weeks and you'd be a real girl!!!! - but that's not how things work.

You can't just "get done" pretending to be a woman. You committed your entire life to fighting reality itself. Get used to the grind.

It's like "Death becomes Her", but localised entirely within his inside out dickhole.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

jfc there's a lot of tard cum today, strap the fuck in on kiwis

let's start with this
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imagine sending love heart emojis after those two words.

the full context of that conversation is even more delusional:
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lmao for days
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Spoiler: nsfw - full pics of above

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SOFT like a cis woman!
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more info on the dildo he purchased instead of fixing his cat (and ranch update)
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Spoiler: nsfw - big ol dilly

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edit: can't believe i'm autismo enough for this, but here's some more dildinfo

Spoiler: nsfw - dildotism

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nigga spent anywhere from $70-$145 plus postage for this shit that looks like it's gonna bust him open

Kevin's thirst knows no bounds
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Kevin reflects on aging gracefully
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stinkditch things
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hello delusion
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cute AND gorgeous!
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a story in 2 parts
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the way his brain works is remarkable
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thanks Kevin, great take
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words of wisdom
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you could have been a freakshow at a younger age, congrats
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no Kevin, you're clockable as a frumpy shrek derivative from ten blocks away
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Kevin cannot drive, which does not surprise me
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bloody dilation, what a treat
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further ranch updates

'just sick with stress'
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momma troon sends a death threat
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Kevin is one ugly mofo. How delusional do you have to be to think you pass when you look like that? He'll never pass.