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Needs more millennial pink and cow bell, but it's great!
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Thanks. I went with a light brown since her favorite things are brown.. carbs, gravy, fried crap, shit. Pink would have worked well though, her flushed face, her piggish ways, those ugly ass nails she got recently...
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It’s interesting that she’s asking about a glow up while simultaneously acting like she’s the next beauty queen Kardashian on YouTube. Klotso Jenner ready to release her own line of gravy boats.
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Every time Chantal talks to her cats they get the 2,000 yards stare. It makes me uncomfortable.
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She’s already deleted this community post as well as the other two from last night regarding the cross country Macdonalds binge, which she had recently commented on:
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She should try that. If she actually had to walk to feed, she'd drop the pounds pretty fast.
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Correction: "Someone who is not a gluttonous, rapacious, single-minded, salt-and-fat-addicted toddler with terrifying, untreated mental illness would never understand. It's not ME doing the driving...it's my FOOD ADDICTION! I am helpless! This FOOD ADDICTION that I diagnosed myself with is in charge, and woe upon you if you actually think I am dong these things out of my own conscious decision-making processes! McDonald's USA beckons, and I cannot ignore the bat signal! So don't blame me for what I do, it is FOOD ADDICTION--watch "The Exorcist" for a clearer understanding of where I'm at! Think about all the other possessed fatsos who cannot take control of this demon!...now, pardon me, there's a triple-cheese beef chalupa crooking its finger at me, and I am helpless over its lure. You'll just never get it. Fat shaming. HAES. I'm beautiful."
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@BelugaDo you guys want a recap of the latest video? No? Well, you'll get it anyway because I'm a masochistic, bored prick. I actually enjoy making them in a weird, twisted way, god have mercy on my soul. Anyway, here we fucking go:
- Video opens as always with Chantal torturing poor Sam with her frankly disturbing voice while Bibi plays videogames in the background. Speaking of Sam, clean his fucking eyes and brush his fur, you narcissistic cunt.
- Next there's footage of her driving on a snowy road. "My town :-)", she writes. "I want to kill myself already", I think.
- Then she shows us the recipe for mafe. I can't be fucked to transcribe it. She filmed her cooking it for once and she smartly added the voiceover in editing. We all know that if she were to film herself cooking and talking for even 5 minutes she'd have a heart attack. By the way, she burned the tomato sauce, you can see all the black stuck on the bottom of the pan at around 1:30. Yes, we're only 1 minute in.
- I cannot stand her cutesy, dainty voice she does when she does voiceovers.
- We're finally at the table. She has a huge plate of mafe with rice, a salad with cheese, romaine leaves and tomatoes that she drenches in that revolting cucumber sauce, some pickled beets and kimchi.
- She looks fucking disgusting, her hair looks like it hasn't been washed in a week (and I'm being generous here), she put it in a messy poop-bun or whatever is called. Her makeup is laughable: she has probably forgotten to blend the (attempted) brown contour on her left cheek, the pink lipstick really brings out nicely her yellow teeth, she's wearing one of the few shirts that still fit and she's wearing earrings in an attempt to show the haydurs that she still has ears, thank you very much. I think she thinks she looks cute.
- She's really out of breath, she has to take a breath every 6 words. She's also using her cutesy dainty voice again.
- She adds sriracha to the mafe. She eats the kimchi, beetroot and salad.
- She claims she misses McDonald's salad, in particular the Chef salad which apparently had an egg in it, BUT in a shocking plot twist she didn't eat the egg because "Restaurant eggs just seem so rubbery to me". Restaurants, apologise to Chantal's sublime palate, please.
- We hear Bibi shuffling in the background. She gives a revolting salad bite, which she chews with such a depressed look on her face that it almost makes me feel sad for her. Keyword being almost.
- She informs us that she dropped off the application today. She got to the rental agency expecting her agent to be there but she wasn't. The agent was serving a woman with two kids who stared at her. I wonder why. She tries to laugh it off but it's clear that it burned her deeply.
- Behold! We may have the first genuine Shh tic at around 7:20 (if somebody wanted to clip that). She seems embarrassed by it but keeps eating like a champ.
- Anyway, back to the riveting story of her dropping off the documents. She gave them to the rental agent but she panicked. Why? Lord knows. "Where is she? Is she giving a viewing of our apartment?" She's mental, I love it.
- She chews the salad like the fucking cow she is, moving the salad leaf around with her tongue.
- Her uncle, the one with huge ass house, offered for her to stay at his place for as long as she wants because they're spending the winter in Florida. However, the house isn't in the city and she can't bring the cats with her. The cats rely on her everyday for attention as they have a routine! She knows that Bibi loves them and would care for them but she can't do it. She also admits she'd be scared of being by herself in a big house. She'd be messaging Bibi every time. Poor Princess Chantal, the world is so against herBibi run away as fast as you can.
- She just wants to know as soon as possible if they got the house so she can start packing, planning etc. Must be nice living in fantasy land.
- She complains again about her current kitchen. People had the guts of freaking out over a little bug that was in the kitchen! The cheek! But it wasn't her fault, you guys, it's because the building is infested just like every other cheap apartment complexes in Ottawa!! She swears!!! I believe her guys, she seems so sincere.
- On the drive back she drove by some fast food joints, she had the urge to stop there but she persisted. And she did it guys!! Wow, such progress. She had plantains for lunch.
- She then talks about mac and cheese, she wants to make healthy mac and cheese because it has stuff that she'll "probably pay for later if I eat". Why.
- Bibi loved her shepherd pie. Even though they're no together it doesn't mean she can't cook for him. She claims they still care for each other. I'm pressing X.
- "It's like waiting for a job, the waiting is the worst", wise words from a wise woman. By the way, she said this while chewing, you can hear the meat, rice and potatoes being smashed around in her gob. I may be sick.
- Again, she dreams about cooking in a nice kitchen.
- She closes the video saying that it was really good and she was really craving it, she says it so unconvincingly it's hilarious.
And that's it, we're done for today!
By the way guys, do you prefer to have recaps spoilered? I don't want to crowd the page too much so let me know!
Whatever you decide, keep the recaps coming. They’re the only thing that brings me out of the inevitable K-hole that is Her Royal Cheese Curd’s life.
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How many times is she going to give us Bibi's recipe for this slop?? what is this the fourth time id you include deleted videos? so creative, so fresh, chantal.
chantalisfat
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What? Why would she write the first post without knowing what it meant, and then admit to it?
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Opps, she did it again. And so did I.
https://archive.li/tiDws - Road Trip
https://archive.li/FASFk - Binge Avoided
https://archive.li/GT9Jq - Glow (whatever that is)
https://archive.li/tiDws - Road Trip
https://archive.li/FASFk - Binge Avoided
https://archive.li/GT9Jq - Glow (whatever that is)
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"I'm one of the cool kids! I do all the the things! Look at me and Love MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Someone get her on TikTok, her and Boogie1488 can do mukbang music vids while he runs around shirtless for this tween audience and she can bring him some feeders.
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She’s so behind on trends in a few years she’s gonna be posting “and I oop-“ memes thinking she’s funny
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Lose weight and reverse the clock a couple years. I actually think Chantal would have been attractive in her 20s and early 30s if she was a normal weight. Though no amount of weight loss, make up, glow ups, etc could make her personality attractive.
aDarkshrine
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Interesting she explains (condescendingly of course) to viewers what her Shhhhhh means.
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BobLoblaw
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If she put in as much effort towards losing weight, as she does finding articles that excuse her behavior, she'd be a skinny legend.
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This is great, nicely done. Does YouTube allow animated banners? A cockroach crawling across the banner would put it over the top.
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She is getting ratio'd in the comments. I am surprised she is allowing them to comment. She must be too busy double fisting beef n cheddars to delete.
ETA: From about an hour ago.
Silley and Alliyah get
from me. Sorry for the double post, but she seems to be chimping out again.
ETA: she is getting EXTRA French on us by saying "per cent"
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You tell them! It's amazing she shits on Charlie Gold, and claims how obese women are shit on. Her followers also have no idea...
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