Twitter 2/22 - Chris on seeing his dad naked

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The Dude said:
Bigger than Chris', and not bent like a broke-neck chicken. Why do you think it upset Chris so much? Chris knew he could never compare to his octogenarian father smuggling an elephant trunk in his old man khakis. Not with that little Loch Ness Monster-esque baby dick of his.
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So how long before Chris draws Robertchu's elephantine old man cock on the wall?
 
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Chris thinking a dick is gross but somehow has no problem trying to DIY himself a vagina. Ok Chris.
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Chris has a love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with dicks. He believes he wants to be a woman so bad, but can't even afford the proper surgery to get it. I don't know why he wasn't institutionalized for self-harm. I don't think even Barb know. But what can she do at this point?

Chris is weird.
 
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Crass_and_Champ said:
So how long before Chris draws Robertchu's elephantine old man cock on the wall?
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Probably never. It would be too much "hurtful truth" for Chris, remembering his dad had a fire hose in his jockies and Chris is hung like a gnat. It probably really ate Chris up inside, knowing he'd never measure up to his old man. Why do you think he went tranny?
 
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duff101 said:
From Brute Males not taking their shirts off to not taking their pants off now. How we have evolved over the years. At least this one is a bit more socially acceptible.
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He also thinks men should wear skirts and has for years. “Nobody wants to see that bulge, it’s just UGH.” Chris has a lot going on in his head over little details most of us either ignore or just choose to forget.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
He also thinks men should wear skirts and has for years. “Nobody wants to see that bulge, it’s just UGH.” Chris has a lot going on in his head over little details most of us either ignore or just choose to forget.
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That right there goes to show that Chris isn't on any level female. *perverted grin* The hell we don't want to see your bulges.
 
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If this bugs Chris then certain bathouse changing rooms in Europe prolly would have ruined his psyche for good. They literally have all male rooms where you're required to shower in the nude before going into the pool or bath or sauna or whatever.
 
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The Fool said:
No, he just watched porn like all day every day because he thought it was normal and would prepare him for his future sweetheart.
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Chris didn't even watch proper Internet porn. He actually bought it on DVDs and streaming services like some kind of ancient boomer who doesn't know about PornHub. This was when he was like 27.
 
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Misaki Nakahara said:
Chris didn't even watch proper Internet porn. He actually bought it on DVDs and streaming services like some kind of ancient boomer who doesn't know about PornHub. This was when he was like 27.
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Well, to be fair that was mid early internet and the videos were blurry as hell. YouPorn was starting to get traction and Xvideos was incredibly unreliable. Pornhub didn't existed yet? I don't know.... But I do remember that watching a porn video 10-13 years ago was a chore.
 
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