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Wing Zero said:
That raises an interesting question though: If put into a long-term situation where he's forced to deal with actual people, would his meekness eventually give way to his ego and "DSP" would start to crack through more and more?
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Absolutely, just look at his FGC antics-refusing to pay after money matches, REEEing at players who beat him, all the negative stereotypes you can imagine. Even incidents where things almost got out of hand because of his idiocy (like the aborted Jaha fight) don't seem to have taught him a thing.

Edit/update: We don't know the details of his job at the helicopter plant, but we do know the CT khando's origin story-he bought it off a coworker to get the guy's girlfriend's (possible wife's, don't think so but I'm not sure) pants. The two explanations I can think of (ego, thought nobody would find out) both line up with him being able to keep "DSP" in check.

But I don't think that would be enough after 10 years in his Internet bubble. If he did get a real job, I'd expect him to keep streaming because he absolutely needs the asspats and opportunity to vent that only the Internet can provide.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
We're not entitled to know about his personal life anymore! Fuck you! And ignore the fact his only income is funded by his fans.

Edit: More Coronavirus shit delusion

Says children are more likely to get it even though, from my knowledge, no cases were reported unless the kid already had a medical history. You're a dumbass, Phil. Where the fuck do you get your news from?

Look who's talking, Mr. Peak Health who starts to melt when it's 70 degrees outside, skin so pale he starts to fucking camouflage with the wall behind him and bitches about his back hurting from carrying a gallon of tard cum.
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his news comes straight from the twitter trending page, and khet's 3rd hand rendition of a co-worker who saw something on facebook
 
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Now hold on a second I thought DSP mocked detractors for being idiots who just parrot shit, so why am I hearing him parroting the “more people die from the flu” take? This guys such a faggot, he’ll regurgitate everything he reads at a glance on twitter but don’t you dare say anything bad about him cause it’s wrong and you’re just parroting someone else(heaven forbid you actually watched his stream yourself and realized he’s a miserable cunt, that never happens!)
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Now hold on a second I thought DSP mocked detractors for being idiots who just parrot shit, so why am I hearing him parroting the “more people die from the flu” take? This guys such a faggot, he’ll regurgitate everything he reads at a glance on twitter but don’t you dare say anything bad about him cause it’s wrong and you’re just parroting someone else(heaven forbid you actually watched his stream yourself and realized he’s a miserable cunt, that never happens!)
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Phil is always optimistic about anything that could ever possibly effect him negatively. It's pretty much a massive blindspot. He just doesn't think bad things will happen to him. This is why he loves the pigroach meme, it fits with his delusions.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
He makes a good amount of money considering how much he "works" and what he does, but that's still not enough for his lifestyle and now he's nearly half a mil. $ in debt.

I can't imagine Phil working a real job at all. What're his options in WA? He doesn't know anyone there that can help him, his degree doesn't mean shit if he doesn't have any sort of experience in the domain at all.

His only options are boring, repetitive office jobs or manual labor, both paying min. wage or slightly above. He's fucked on the long run when streaming won't be enough and he'll have to get an actual job, he won't be used to not having as much money as he used to.
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Phil has spent and continues to manage and spend his money like an idiot and/or an addict. We've confirmed the first one, 99% sure about the second one. But why would he work minimum wage when he makes 4 times that much now?

His only hope after bankruptcy is sticking to the payment plan, cutting out WWE games and other idiotic expenses, and praying his handful of whales keep his income where it is now.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
Phil pigsplaining how to not get the Coronavirus

"Just stay healthy, dood! I take supplements for example!"

But he mentions nothing about washing your hands more often, avoid touching your face and cover your mouth when coughing which is pretty much what every doctor recommends

He doesn't give a shit about it anyways because he only goes outside once a week
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"Omg what a bunch of fucking morons. People don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Everyone just buys into whatever the mainstream media says d00d. You'll be fine as long as you're healthy and take supplements. Come on man, people are so gullible ackack!"

Give it a few days and we'll get a tweet saying "Hey guys..just a heads up. I woke up feeling a little ill today". Then he'll complain during the stream, do some fake coughs and shit, and cut out early. Then he'll tweet the next morning saying the streams are cancelled cause he was up all night drink-coughing and hacking and he couldn't breathe and thought he was gonna die. Then he'll go on a shopping binge, I mean stay home sick for a couple days then come back on stream emergency begging to make up for the days he was off.

And if you call him out on it he'll call you an insensitive asshole and then ban you lol.
 
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dsflfdsl23012 said:
"Omg what a bunch of fucking morons. People don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Everyone just buys into whatever the mainstream media says d00d. You'll be fine as long as you're healthy and take supplements. Come on man, people are so gullible ackack!"

Give it a few days and we'll get a tweet saying "Hey guys..just a heads up. I woke up feeling a little ill today". Then he'll complain during the stream, do some fake coughs and shit, and cut out early. Then he'll tweet the next morning saying the streams are cancelled cause he was up all night drink-coughing and hacking and he couldn't breathe and thought he was gonna die. Then he'll go on a shopping binge, I mean stay home sick for a couple days then come back on stream emergency begging to make up for the days he was off.

And if you call him out on it he'll call you an insensitive asshole and then ban you lol.
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It's funny he tries to put up a front of how fearless he is about it when this little bitch acted like he was dying from a common cold.
 
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dsflfdsl23012 said:
"Omg what a bunch of fucking morons. People don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Everyone just buys into whatever the mainstream media says d00d. You'll be fine as long as you're healthy and take supplements. Come on man, people are so gullible ackack!"

Give it a few days and we'll get a tweet saying "Hey guys..just a heads up. I woke up feeling a little ill today". Then he'll complain during the stream, do some fake coughs and shit, and cut out early. Then he'll tweet the next morning saying the streams are cancelled cause he was up all night drink-coughing and hacking and he couldn't breathe and thought he was gonna die. Then he'll go on a shopping binge, I mean stay home sick for a couple days then come back on stream emergency begging to make up for the days he was off.

And if you call him out on it he'll call you an insensitive asshole and then ban you lol.
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You mean..........say...........on March 5th?
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
It's funny he tries to put up a front of how fearless he is about it when this little bitch acted like he was dying from a common cold.
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I WAS CHOKING DUDE!!!
Also I can tell when Im going to be sick weeks in advance and me being sick coincides with avoiding things I dont want to do
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Does anyone have the video where a guy wanted to interview Phil and Phil told him, "I cant, Im going to be sick that day".
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
It's funny he tries to put up a front of how fearless he is about it when this little bitch acted like he was dying from a common cold.
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"And ONCE AGAIN people take what I say out of context just to be fucking assholes! Like I have a mountain of debt, I'm about to go to FUCKING JAIL, and now I get sick on top of it! And instead of people being positive and like 'oh damn Phil's really sick we should help him out and send a couple of dollars' they want to twist shit I say because there fucking losers trying to feel better about themselves. YES! I did say that supplements will help but if you get sick there's nothing you can do about that. Like a 1 in a million chance I got sick, but it happened. And now I'm a POS asshole because, in a moment of weakness and forgetting I can't predict the future cause I'm not a fucking psychic, I brazenly said one thing and something different happened."

"But *wild T-pose arms* 'Oh Phil I saw your instagram and you were posting pics of that WWE game and your day at the mall!' First off..FUCK YOU you creepy no life stalking asshole. What the fuck is your problem?! What I do on my off days, with MY MONEY is guess what? My fucking business and not yours! You fucking idiot. Do you really think I'm going to feel better laying in bed all day doing nothing except being bored and thinking about how much it sucks being sick? No! Of course not! I still have to run errands and do fun and positive stuff so I can feel better quicker. God damn you guys are fucking stupid!....alright moving on. Wow d00d participation's kinda low tonight huh? No one's really talking in chat. You guys not like the game? Is twitch not working? Idk what's going on right now ack ack"
 
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Seriously, why is his stream schedule such a soft spot
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He gets so upset whenever it's called into question, whether its his viewers or the fucking game wasting his time
EDIT: Looking at his YouTube channel is a saddening experience. Between how dead it is in terms of views, and how the comments are still disabled despite his claim of "not caring about TiHYDP". Also his thumbnails are ugly as hell and he still has clickbait titles (like capitalizing RAGE in some of them)
 
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NotreallyPutin said:
So the first death due to the Coronavirus on US soil is in Washington state. Will Dave give his God-like commentary on this issue?
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Mighty D already put out a video of DSP talking about the Coronavirus

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DSP's Absurd Coronavirus Rant

Twitter 🐦 - https://twitter.com/_MightyD_ YT #2 👌 - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzUTu8-UId-aNvdPleOwdrg YT #3 🐷 - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4zEO...
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Seriously, why is his stream schedule such a soft spot
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He gets so upset whenever it's called into question, whether its his viewers or the fucking game wasting his time
EDIT: Looking at his YouTube channel is a saddening experience. Between how dead it is in terms of views, and how the comments are still disabled despite his claim of "not caring about TiHYDP". Also his thumbnails are ugly as hell and he still has clickbait titles (like capitalizing RAGE in some of them)
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He hates change and most likely had plans after his stream to spend some of that tip money. That's why he got defensive when questioned about it.
 
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Mighty D already put out a video of DSP talking about the Coronavirus

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DSP's Absurd Coronavirus Rant

Twitter 🐦 - https://twitter.com/_MightyD_ YT #2 👌 - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzUTu8-UId-aNvdPleOwdrg YT #3 🐷 - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4zEO...
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Friendly reminder that "people hating DSP" is a conspiracy that happened because people like to "be in on" memes rather than for any practical reason, and thinking that the media is over-dramatizing the Corona Virus for money is not a conspiracy
 
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