Containment What If?

What if the copyright crap Chris dealt with in high school, leading to Sonichus creation, wasn't even there?
Would Chris even be discovered by the Internet?
Or perhaps Bionic would have the comic?
 
Konstantinos said:
What if Chris' brain wasn't the size of a walnut?
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Actually, brain size does not contribute to intelligence. So, he would be the same.
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Apocalypso said:
What if Chris Chan was the one who discovered America (not Columbus)?
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He would have killed all the MALE INJUN-JERKS so he could have a boyfriend-free squaw.

Marco89 said:
What if Chris brought the Ice Age and provoked dinosaurs' extinction?
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He would have blamed it on the trolls and said it was out of his control. So there.

LiquidCooledGonads said:
What if Chris travelled to Israel to rescue Leonard Nimoy from the clutches of Al-Kiwifarms?
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They would confuse the wild tomgirl tranny with a lesbian soul with a fat, out of shape Jesus. Chris would be treated like a King and be sacrificed in order to bring on the Apocalypse.

What if Chris did Leykis 101?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Leykis+101
 
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yawning sneasel said:
What if Chris did Leykis 101?
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1. Single mothers are the only people that would be desperate enough to date Chris, so this rule kind of hurts him.

2. Already does what he wants.

3. He wouldn't bother asking her.

4. He will announce his Tugboat earnings before she even asks.

5. Has no job to begin with.

6. Almost to never answers his phone for unknown numbers (rightfully so).

7. I don't think he would have any problems with this rule.

8. This is tricky as Chris is a fan of having multiple Gal-Pals.

9. He already has a similar belief on this rule.

10. Barb would Dissaprove.

11. Chris is old, and is ready to leech off the poor, blind, deaf woman with brain damage that would mumble something similar to a yes.
 
What if these visions Chris has claimed to receive (Watery maze, Crystal, Pattie threatening to come back) actually did come from some higher being that is trolling Chris in its spare time?
 
Stud2Stud said:
It's posts like these that I genuinely regret not being able to partake in that charity drive so I can rate things with the q-tip of terror... :heart-empty:
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Off topic: I might be wrong, but I thing the Horrifying icon is supposed to represent his taint piercing.

What if Chris was, in fact, an architect?
 
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