The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

[Kornheiser]

Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him SEXUAL POWERS!

 

[Syaoran Li]

Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him SEXUAL POWERS!

Hey, that's a half-truth!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"In our mad pursuit of the scoop, we members of the press sometimes... make mistakes. Rock Bottom would like to make the following corrections."

"Peoples' Choice Awards" is America's greatest honor.

Styrofoam is not made from kittens.

The UFO was a paper plate.

The nerds on the Internet are not geeks.

The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.

The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.

Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.

If you are reading this, you have no life.

Roy Rogers was not buried in his horse.

The other UFO was an upside down salad spinner.

Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.

Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.

Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes.

Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.

The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.

Salt water does not chase the thirsties away.

Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.

Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.

Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.

Recycling does not deplete the ozone.

Everything is 10% fruit juice.

The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.

Janet Reno is evil.

V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.

Ted Koppel is a robot.

Women aren't from Venus and men aren't form Mars.

Fleiss does floss.

Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.

Bart is bad to the bone.

Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him.

The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions.

The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.

Everyone on TV is better than you.

The people who are writing this have no life.

Spoiler: list source

(https://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/2F06.html)

 

[Syaoran Li]

The Village People - Macho Man

Seal - Kiss From A Rose

 

[vertexwindi]

[the unrelated clip of a baby goat drinking from a bottle again]

That's it. I'm not working under these conditions.

 

[Trilby]

That's it. I'm not working under these conditions.

If anyone needs me I'll be down the street at MacDougal's. Call the weekend guy, I don't care!
(DOOR SLAM)

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Call the weekend guy, I don't care!

"A powerful tidal wave in France Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. ¡Ay chihuahua!"

 

[Syaoran Li]

"A powerful tidal wave in France Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. ¡Ay chihuahua!"

"Kent, this city has exploded in a fireball of pent-up rage!"

Mahir Burekovic - Mujahedin Turski Sin

 

[Jub-Jub]

That ought to hold those S.O.B's - Brockman in trouble

"Have the Rolling Stones killed." - el diablo con dinero

It was The Ramones that Burns wanted killed, not RHCP

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why did Groening go with yellow people in the Simpsons, but normal colors in Futurama?

It was The Ramones that Burns wanted killed, not RHCP

D'OH

 

[Kacho]

The Simpsons on Instagram: “Maggie Simpson is speechless... Playdate with Destiny, a new Simpsons short film before Disney & Pixar’s Onward. Exclusively in theaters!…”

111k Likes, 485 Comments - The Simpsons (@thesimpsons) on Instagram: “Maggie Simpson is speechless... Playdate with Destiny, a new Simpsons short film before Disney &…”

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Maggie Simpson is speechless... Playdate with Destiny, a new Simpsons short film before Disney & Pixar’s Onward. Exclusively in theaters!

So this is Pixar's death rattle.

 

[Bread Fetishist]

The Simpsons on Instagram: “Maggie Simpson is speechless... Playdate with Destiny, a new Simpsons short film before Disney & Pixar’s Onward. Exclusively in theaters!…”

111k Likes, 485 Comments - The Simpsons (@thesimpsons) on Instagram: “Maggie Simpson is speechless... Playdate with Destiny, a new Simpsons short film before Disney &…”

www.instagram.com

So this is Pixar's death rattle.

I mean, the short before Ice Age 4 was pretty good, much better than the film that followed even.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

That ought to hold those S.O.B's - Brockman in trouble

It was The Ramones that Burns wanted killed, not RHCP

And remember when Spinal Tap was killed in a bus crash thanks to Otto.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

one of the animators (his name's dane romley and i just found out they're still working for the show as of season 31) who worked on the garbage hd intro made a now 10 year old journal post on deviantart talking about the scenes they did - fox explicitly asked him to turn in the shittiest head turning animation possible because they wanted people to focus on the funny wacky evil baby joke they added to the new intro.

even shmorky hated it..
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I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

 

[friedshrimp]

Disney promoting the Simpsons like they're one of their own characters like Mickey Rat and the Bimbo Princesses is just wrong.

 

[Trilby]

Why did Groening go with yellow people in the Simpsons, but normal colors in Futurama?

Matt Greoning has told this a few times. In the case of The Simpsons, he thought it made the family and show stood out from anything else on the air, and it might get people to mess around with the tint controls of their TV sets to adjust the colors to what they thought seemed like an adequate fleshtone. A color stylist/cel painter at Klasky-Csupo, Georgie Peluce is often credited for giving the family the distinctive yellow color.
https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Georgie_Peluse

Not sure why Matt went with normal colors in Futurama though.

Disney promoting the Simpsons like they're one of their own characters like Mickey Rat and the Bimbo Princesses is just wrong.

I'm glad you said this!

 

[Brit Crust]

The Simpsons on Instagram: “Maggie Simpson is speechless... Playdate with Destiny, a new Simpsons short film before Disney & Pixar’s Onward. Exclusively in theaters!…”

111k Likes, 485 Comments - The Simpsons (@thesimpsons) on Instagram: “Maggie Simpson is speechless... Playdate with Destiny, a new Simpsons short film before Disney &…”

www.instagram.com

So this is Pixar's death rattle.

Who the fuck asked for this. (Although the first short, "The Longest Daycare," was admittedly charming on its own.)

The Simpsons being marketed toward children is nothing new (one of my earliest Simpsons memories was playing with my Marge and Maggie Burger King dolls,) but there's something unsettlingly surreal about the fact that Disney now owns it.

Also, I spy a potential pedo in the Instagram post.

EDIT: apparently that pedo is from Iran. That explains a lot.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So a preview for the new episode has dropped and well...

Really couldn't do this when the Infinity War/Endgame hype train was still strong, couldn't you?

 

[Agent Wet]

So a preview for the new episode has dropped and well...

Really couldn't do this when the Infinity War/Endgame hype train was still strong, couldn't you?

It wouldn't be modern Simpsons if they weren't always too late make a espiode on something that was topical few months ago the only animated show that manage to be on time to be topical so far is South Park.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It wouldn't be modern Simpsons if they weren't always too late make a espiode on something that was topical few months ago the only animated show that manage to be on time to be topical so far is South Park.

yeah, but even Family Guy is more timely with their references in comparison.