Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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Maybe I'm nitpicking at this point, because he whole body is absolutely tragic. But her hands just freak me the fuck out so much. I can't imagine what it must feel like to have that much fat all over your own hands. Can she grip things properly, can she make a fist, even?
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Her feet are even worse. Wtf even are those??
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  • Intro now features poorly cropped Sam graphic. Did you know she has a cat named Sam? She's been really coy on that subject. I guess she has so much personality and so many hobbies that the fact that she owns a cat, like a billion other people on the planet do, simply didn't occur to her as something to talk about! Owning a cat is SO INTERESTING!
  • Opens on Sam on top of the fridge, probably trying to get away from the ogress. Chantal levies numerous accusations of beezing against him, which is met with Sam facially emoting "what do you want? Leave me the fuck alone"
  • Pans ostentatiously over the "giant cornflake chicken strips" ingredients, pointing imperiously with her conical talons.
  • She claims she's out of breath because she just carried groceries into the house, forgetting that this should not get a 35yo woman short of breath anyway
  • Christ I just noticed the video length
  • Enormous bottle of full-fat mayonnaise
  • "Depending on how many you want to make, that's how much chicken you'll need" ...what
  • Boring recipe talk-through. Chicken breast is a "more dryer" meat. English with Honours.
  • "We're going to take one of these chicken"
  • She crumbs the chicken with corn flakes which she describes as crushed. They are not crushed.
  • The finished product is burnt flaked chicken with a huge pile of fried potato snacks and a bucket of sugary BBQ dipping sauce.

  • Cut to the ogress at table. Same makeup from the last two mukbangs, same baroque silk tarpaulin.
  • Smugly and silently virtue-signals her water consumption à la Amberlynn; clearly she's also of the opinion that water somehow deletes calories
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  • She's "flustered" after carrying a tray of food two metres from the kitchen to the table
  • "It's not all for me, it's for me AND BIBI" :drink:
  • She has some "veggies", prominent in frame, which amount to raw celery and carrots with a few pickles. Much like the water, these will delete the 1500 calories she's about to consume.
  • Starts pigging out. The usual squeaking, twitching and general psycho ejaculations ensue.
  • FOOD REVIEW: the fatty carbohydrate foods are "really good".
  • Relates some boring event that never happened at the supermarket whatever I'm not going back to transcribe it
  • Offers a "storytime" where she almost got arrested for smoking pot. Not one word of this story is enunciated without food in her mouth, chewing with her mouth open, but occasionally has the fucking effrontery to cover her closed mouth while chewing to seem dainty.
  • She claims she was a goth and "bubbly".
  • slurp slurp squelch crunch lipsmack slurp squish
  • The celery isn't a hit.
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  • On Canada day, she and her goth friends were looking for somewhere to smoke pot. They were already drinking.
  • Droning on about rolling a joint but my focus is wavering because this never happened and who fucking cares
  • She starts doing autistic little voices for the characters in this fictional story
  • We are now fifteen minutes into this video and the story is still in its exposition
  • Every time she takes a bite of the celery, she immediately bites the pickle to mask the taste.
  • Dual-wielding another celery and pickle, she says "I told Peetz what... SOME PEOPLE... gave me a new nickname, the thick-cut Canadian bacon. He was like 'wellthatsacomplimentbecausebaconisdeliciouseverybodylikesbacon...' so..."
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    • Yes gorl, I also hate nicknames "what some people gave me". I often find quoting an unfunny, unwitty autistic rètard in flawlessly replicated monotone with poorly concealed fury censures my detractors. You're totally owning this and nobody thinks you're a butthurt moron.
  • Back to storytime: they used to hang out in some forested area and her skinny goth friends would give blowjobs to the jocks from school. This definitely happened, because all girls love sucking anonymous dick and degrading themselves, and it's definitely not a poorly projected psychosexual fantasy of Chantal's.
  • Her friend Johnny went into the forest and came out with a burnt sweater. Cops turned up and they ran because they were drinking or smoking or something who cares
  • Long pauses in the story as she makes up sections as she goes
  • Sniffer dog couldn't find the joint wow what an amazing story
  • Moral of the story: Chantal totally had friends in high school and she was a cool badass

  • She says a cop pulled her mother over because she drove through a "yellow" (amber) light because she didn't have time to stop. Maybe I don't know enough about Canada, but I'm pretty sure that's the entire fucking point of amber lights and not illegal.
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  • The cop menaced her mother and Chantal says he was out of line. He would have been way out of line, if this story had actually happened.
  • Chantal TOTALLY mouthed off at the cop because she was a COOL BADASS. This totally happened and she's not a lying hamplanet.
  • She then claims she physically threatened someone for calling her grandma fat. We've progressed from high fantasy into surrealism at this point
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You could spend 26 minutes watching this video, or you could get essentially the same experience much faster by putting a microphone to toothless pig sucking thick custard through a straw while reading teenage fanfiction to yourself. I nearly tapped out and deleted this post multiple times. One mug of gravy out of five☕
 
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WizardofBlahs said:
Same shirt and makeup from her cottage pie video just a couple days ago...BET! Filmed same day...
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I dunno, that is a lot of work for one day. Also, who would want to eat that food after she has been slobbering in its vicinity? I know she is lying, and Bibi isn't going to eat it, but make up a more believable story, Chinny. The food will be cold and probably covered in cast off crumbs and chewed bits that flew from your gaping maw due to your exceptional table manners. Finally, fucking corn flakes? Why? It isn't healthier or anything like that, so why?
 
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Triggured said:
Maybe I'm nitpicking at this point, because he whole body is absolutely tragic. But her hands just freak me the fuck out so much. I can't imagine what it must feel like to have that much fat all over your own hands. Can she grip things properly, can she make a fist, even?
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There’s a level of obesity where you start to wonder little things about your body and if you should appreciate those things, and Chantal has passed that point.
PetSkellington said:
Her feet are even worse. Wtf even are those??
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Quentin Tarantino getting catfished.
 
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Reverend said:
This is a VERY expensive option and only one that you can qualify for if you have EXCEPTIONALLY good background, willing to talk to the gov't about your travels, and you travel often. You can't walk into a Border Patrol office you have to sit down with Home Land Security and go through an interview process. You can skip most of this if you have a credit card that offers this service (AmEx for one), but you still have to talk to the gov't and I can't see Chuntel having the $$$ or the ability to talk to someone in authority for anything without sperging out , panic attacking, then eating 2 whole buckets of Fried chicken doused in Poutine saying "Guuuuyz these people were soooo meaaaan to me!"
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Nexus costs $50 and you don’t need a particularly good background. You just show up, tell them why you want it and that you aren’t a criminal, and you’re in. That Chantal won’t get it is because she’s cheap and lazy, not because it’s hard.
 
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Dark Souls is Dank said:
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wow she's really tard cumming this addiction, I see.

ETA: It's possible she could be browsing the farms and she what we're discussing regarding this foolishness and is being defensive. Or she's probably just being her usual idiotic self.
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So last year she tried the whole body positivity thing but I’m assuming she realised her body resembles a laundry bag stuffed full of dirty clothes and that’s nothing to be positive about so now she’s going down the food addiction route? Wonder how long this’ll last.

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raritycunt said:
So last year she tried the whole body positivity thing but I’m assuming she realised her body resembles a laundry bag stuffed full of dirty clothes and that’s nothing to be positive about so now she’s going down the food addiction route? Wonder how long this’ll last.

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What are the withdrawals from greasy, fatty food? Your blood pressure possibly lowering? Losing weight? Not having an orgasm with every bite of food? I'm genuinely confused. I know it's been said before, but she's acting like she's about to withdrawal from heroin.

Give us a break, Chinny.
 
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This video was such a crunchy, snooze fest I'm glad I didn't have to recap it. As usual we see Chantal's active imagination in action as she attempts to paint herself as a much cooler and braver person than she actually has ever been and will be. I don't believe for a second that she ate just what she showed on camera but that goes without saying.

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God she's a fucking idiot. If you know that homemade food (which by the way doesn't automatically make it healthy) resembling fast food is a trigger, don't make it or buy the ingredients to make it. Don't buy mayonnaise nor bbq, too. Simple as that. My dogs have better impulse control than this 35 year old woman.

By the way, where is the part 2 to the Q&A, fatso?
 
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These three video's have the same makeup. In the last video it looks like she slept in her makeup, turned her camera on and started stuffing her face. She couldn't even brush her fucking hair. Jesus her life is abysmal.

This is the order I think she filmed in:
  1. 23 Feb 2020
  2. 22 Feb 2020
  3. 01 Mar 2020

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Edit: her nails are different and I'm autistic
 
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The whole story about her “goth” days was probably the laziest thing I’ve ever heard her tell; the biggest indicator of her stories being utter bullshit is the amount of details she can “remember” when usually a person recalling something remembers only important details to the story.

Also love the tidbit about how her skinny friends were taken into the woods by boys for blowjobs and she had to sit her fat ass on the swings waiting for them to come back.
 
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