Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Dick wont sue Maddox because his case is messy with the fact he was calling the show "Maddox's funeral". Its still tortious but a judge may not see it so clear cut since Dick was using the defendants trading name. That and Maddox has nothing to sue over.

Speaking of Dick paying Maddox to choke himself every week, before that he was willing to cover Maddox's rent in return for doing TBP one a month, that was until he sued everyone.

Maddox fucked up his Kiwifarms rep too, since this thread was turning on Dick and Null gave up trying to contain conversations about Dick and his personal life. Congratulations Maddox, you had to give Dick a big fucking W and probably helped him sell more tickets & merch. You dumb, bald idiot. just take the L, your done in LA and honestly I think you will become so much happier when you see that.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

If I were Dick, I would have a venue be in on it as bait to see if Maddox would contact them to badmouth Dick. Then have the venue record that call to play it at the show, which is about mocking Maddox.

 

[Laundui_or_douchette?]

If I were Dick, I would have a venue be in on it as bait to see if Maddox would contact them to badmouth Dick. Then have the venue record that call to play it at the show, which is about mocking Maddox.

Issue is California is two party consent to recording calls. Ain’t gonna happen

 

[Null]

Issue is California is two party consent to recording calls. Ain’t gonna happen

"hiiii this is ted the general manager at corona bar & grill la, this call is recorded to make sure you have terrific customer service, how can i help you today?"

 

[Rausch]

So in the latest installment of Maddox outwardly refuses to acknowledge his latest online humiliation but is noticeably more likely to pick fights online:

Here's the conspiracy theorist you can admit you like to your granny, Paul Joseph Watson, going easy on the deep-pocketed boomers.


And here's Maddox taking a swing at a Youtuber orders of magnitude bigger that he presumably considers to be a peer.



Nazis owned. Shame about the PJW Tweet having over 10,000% of the likes of the Maddox Tweet.

And of course it wouldn't be a Maddox sperg out without him lashing out against an anonymous troll:

🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ on Twitter

“This this guy doesn't like: -My books -Jews”

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The troll sums it up well.

 

[millais]

lol, I bet he's super jealous that Erick Hayden is one of those people like Dick who dipped their toes into the world of the LA entertainment industry but retained a highly profitable day job so that if/when the entertainment industry gig fell through, he didn't end up having to room with four other strangers and ride a bike everywhere.

 

[Pissmaster]

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But you do have a point: I'm not allowed to look at his old writing anymore. He protected his tweets #safespace

My squeaky clean IRL Twitter account (that I haven't used in years) is blocked by Maddox because he used a bot to mass-block everyone who was following Dick or Asterios or whomever he was mad at that day

I never even contacted him

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

 

[Beijing]

The fuck is a SteveDave?

 

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The fuck is a SteveDave?

Identifying yourself as 'SteveDave' is a 'Phone Losers of America' (prank calling community) injoke, as are a number of other things mentioned and techniques used on the call. There's a few good PLA calls mentioned in this thread here, though I really like their apartment manager calls (some highlights here).

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Looks like Saddox’s shitty Godzilla podcast is on permanent hiatus

No, it’s not an official announcement but no new episodes since November and its “return” has been delayed twice. Guessing George made his move last Fall, Haley turned him down, and that’s that.

Edit: Looks like I’m mistaken, the last episode was actually on October 22, just before Haley went to the Grorious Nippon to attend some Godzilla con without her co-host.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

The fuck is a SteveDave?

It's from Mallrats

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Why is George upset that Maddox is dead and trying to ruin the funeral? I thought he was George now?

Anyways, listened to some random episode of BPitU and man, George's idea for a nude database sure isn't as funny as the idea was when it seemed like a joke.

 

[break these cuffs]

...isn't as funny as the idea was when it seemed like a joke.

That sums up his entire career.

 

[Sped Xing]

Back when TBP was going strong, I encouraged a friend of mine to check it out.

He told me "Maddox is an idiot. I can't listen to this." I thought he was missing the joke. Turns out it was me who didn't understand.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Back when TBP was going strong, I encouraged a friend of mine to check it out.

He told me "Maddox is an idiot. I can't listen to this." I thought he was missing the joke. Turns out it was me who didn't understand.

Early 2000s internet humor is the ultimate “you had to be there” comedy. It’s like the pet rock of comedy.

 

[Love Machine]

Early 2000s internet humor is the ultimate “you had to be there” comedy. It’s like the pet rock of comedy.

Id trade current "comedy" in for 2000s comedy in a second.

 

[Rausch]

Id trade current "comedy" in for 2000s comedy in a second.

Maybe the TV stuff. I can't bear the mean-spirited fuckdrumpfery and yassssqueenery that gets called comedy in the current year, either. And it has been fucking ages since I saw a new film that really made me laugh. But it's a different story if we're talking about Internet comedy. Internet comedy was shit back in Maddox's heyday. I distinctly remember that part of the fun of it was laughing at how crap the animations on rathergood.com were and how dumb the writing on the websites where guys pretended to be pirates or ninjas was. I remember thinking it was funny that some idiot somewhere had taken the time to make that. But even teenagers get over "lol it's so random and shit" humour fairly quickly. Contrast that with nowadays where there is loads of genuinely funny shit going on on the Internet, despite Google, the ADL, George Ouzounian and countless others doing their best to find it, get offended by it and censor it.

Early 2000s internet humor is the ultimate “you had to be there” comedy

Which is why that Pikachu animation Maddox made is so lame. If that was on rathergood.com 20 years ago I'd have probably laughed at it, but Internet humour has evolved to the point that the video just looks like some kind of weird attempt to groom kids.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Id trade current "comedy" in for 2000s comedy in a second.

I still kinda miss pre-woke cracked.com.

 

[Laundui_or_douchette?]

I still kinda miss pre-woke cracked.com.

Cracked misses pre-woke cracked. But when you are so far down the broke woke path, you can’t turn around.