Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I, for one am excited to see how she spins her inevitable catfished Tindr/Bumble/OKCupid date story times that are most definitely NOT made up or embellished! How many of them will come with a toupee whilst wearing healing crystals and shitting their pants when she turns them down for sex after conning them into a roadtrip to Sonic? HEE HEE!
 
I, for one am excited to see how she spins her inevitable catfished Tindr/Bumble/OKCupid date story times that are most definitely NOT made up or embellished! How many of them will come with a toupee whilst wearing healing crystals and shitting their pants when she turns them down for sex after conning them into a roadtrip to Sonic? HEE HEE!
However it goes I'm at least hoping some poor soul shits all over her bathroom, eats all her cheese while she's beezin and ghosts her ass!! I'd personally love to see a vlog on that!!
 
Chinny's mad that Fat Amy called her out as one of the four main YT cows.

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Chinny's mad that Fat Amy called her out as one of the four main YT cows.

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Confirmed real Chantal, which just boggles the mind.

Miss never-starts-drama. Miss always-superior. Miss ready-to-burp-dispense-diet-burp-aDvICe.

She must be eating a lot this week...
 
Confirmed real Chantal, which just boggles the mind.

Miss never-starts-drama. Miss always-superior. Miss ready-to-burp-dispense-diet-burp-aDvICe.

She must be eating a lot this week...

The irony is she hasn't followed any of her plans from doctors, therapists, nutritionists or dieticians. Not even now where she claimed she'll do "the plan" for 30 days. WTF does she think she is? Project much?!
 
Pussy peetz can't drive. She's going to be shuttling him to/from work every day, making five fast food stops each way. Dis gon b gud.

And I'm sure peetz co-signed the lease because, well, you have to and it would be stupid not to. But I don't think he co-signed as in him being worth a shit financially. Her grandma, mother, or aunt probably helped with that.
 
Peetz could also learn to drive 🌈

That's what gets me, I can understand not learning to drive right away when you live in a city, but there has to be a point where you realise it's a necessary life skill and just make the investment. Peetz is too old to not have been in positions where not being able to drive has bitten him in the ass. So he either is too lazy to make the investment, or too sheltered to ever realise what he's missing out on.

Edit: Or maybe he's just so hyper autistic he can't coordinate his hands and legs enough to drive without twitching and crashing.
 
I am quivering in anticipation of the big moving extravaganza. New furniture! A kitchen made for cooking vids! Enough counter space to display every single one of Chantals deep fat fryers, juicers, blenders, crockpots! Stairs!! Lots and lots of stairs!
How long until the roach eggs hatch out and reappear in the new swanky digs?
How long until Chantal falls down the stairs?
How long until Peetz misses his bus and loses his job?
The possibilities are endless!!
 
Fat people always mad at BMI cause it calls them fat. Girls, the WTH ratio and all the other scientific body-mass measuring tools will also tell you you're fucking fat. Anyways, I don't know about the USA, but where I live BMI also takes age, sex and amputations into consideration.

Stupid anglos love to cry about BMI cause [insert celebrity who trains to keep their body a certain way] would be fat on BMI!!!!11
 
This new place is probably not the shiny palatial living space she is exaggerating about. She is going into a phase of "All the new things I'm doing are so much better now. See BB? See what you are missing?' I'm just waiting for the tour video. Wondering if she made some financial deal with Peetz that she would drive him for less rent. But even with the fast food stops along the way, she will resent it after 2 days.
 
She must know realistically that she will be living beyond her means renting this place. She also knows that her most lucrative videos are sloppy, burping, farting, grotesque mukbangs. She’ll need to keep pumping out the soft feeder porn to afford her rent along with her astronomical fast food bill.

I predict a morbidly fascinating few months gorls.
 
She must know realistically that she will be living beyond her means renting this place. She also knows that her most lucrative videos are sloppy, burping, farting, grotesque mukbangs. She’ll need to keep pumping out the soft feeder porn to afford her rent along with her astronomical fast food bill.

I predict a morbidly fascinating few months gorls.

The average person would realize that they're going to be in over their head financially. Chantal, like a true deathfat, has the ability to stick her head deep down into the sands of delusion. All she sees right now is her fantasy 120lb life and #newbeginnings! All her problems will be solved on April 15th! Meanwhile she'll probably treat the next month as a last hurrah, a final gargantuan binge-a-thon before her miraculous transformation.
 
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