[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[This comment matters]

He's in a suit for this pic, I don't know why. That's all I've seen.

This is quite obviously Phil's head taped on a guy in a suit. He has his sad hand me down suit and that's it.

 

[actually]

Wait, so he took the whole day off for a 15 minute meeting? I get there’s some waiting but it’s not fucking jury duty.

Tbf, I think we determined the courthouse is at least an hour away, so the day stream would be impinged on at least some. He could easily do a night stream, but it honestly made sense for him to just have his "day off" be that day instead of taking another half-day.

 

[Comma]

Wait, so he took the whole day off for a 15 minute meeting? I get there’s some waiting but it’s not fucking jury duty.

No, he wraps that into his weekly day off, which usually is on Tuesday, where he goes out for groceries and "appointments" together with his mom–I mean... Kat.

 

[GigaOPC]

Tbf, I think we determined the courthouse is at least an hour away, so the day stream would be impinged on at least some. He could easily do a night stream, but it honestly made sense for him to just have his "day off" be that day instead of taking another half-day.

If he leaves at like 8 or 8:30 it only takes like 40 mins and once he's done it only takes like 20 mins or so back. If he leaves later it will take less time. If the court appointment was an hour or two earlier we would have gotten some pretty good rants about traffic from him. He could even have Kat drop him off at the park and ride like a mile or 2 from his house or southcenter mall and take the bus to the courthouse and not have to drive and pay like $15+ for parking and it'd only be like $6 or $7 round trip. Would give him some valuable time to play WWE Champions.

 

[But I Digress]

This is quite obviously Phil's head taped on a guy in a suit. He has his sad hand me down suit and that's it.

That's clearly his inauguration photo

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Tbf, I think we determined the courthouse is at least an hour away, so the day stream would be impinged on at least some. He could easily do a night stream, but it honestly made sense for him to just have his "day off" be that day instead of taking another half-day.

It's 31 minute drive on Google Maps, but that's taking the highway which we know... Phil's quickest route would be 48 minutes. Take traffic into account and the idiots getting lost, an hour sounds good.

He'll probably be busy Thursday night gin tweeting to us detractors about how dumb we are, and starting his narrative on how Everything Is Fine and we're all lying.

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

I don't know why, but somehow I got the feeling that Phill's unbelievable luck will strike again and he will get approved with no issues.
As much as I don't want it to be true. But in all the years I have been following the DSP show, Phill always pulls through. There is a reason why he's called the pigroach.

 

[tzgnilki]

I don't know why, but somehow I got the feeling that Phill's unbelievable luck will strike again and he will get approved with no issues.
As much as I don't want it to be true. But in all the years I have been following the DSP show, Phill always pulls through. There is a reason why he's called the pigroach.

one thing is guaranteed, we're getting closer

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't know why, but somehow I got the feeling that Phill's unbelievable luck will strike again and he will get approved with no issues.
As much as I don't want it to be true. But in all the years I have been following the DSP show, Phill always pulls through. There is a reason why he's called the pigroach.

Thing is, I don't think Phil wins no matter what. I mean, even if he does emerge unscathed after this somehow, it's been said numerous times but his life is freakin' empty. He has NO friends, he genuinely despises video games and has to play them to avoid getting a real fucking job again, his health is awful, he's still addicted to mobile gatcha so that shit ain't ending, and ultimately its like he tries to fill the void in his life with things of privledge like the gated community house and an expensive car he doesn't really use.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Does Kat know how to iron? is he going to show up in a wrinkled button up? I don't think we've seen him in clothes other than pajamas since he moved to washington.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Does Kat know how to iron? is he going to show up in a wrinkled button up? I don't think we've seen him in clothes other than pajamas since he moved to washington.

Do you really want to show up to your bankruptcy hearing looking like a million bucks though? Seems like that would be counter-productive. Wouldn't hobo-chic be more advantageous? Interesting question, I've never gone through bankruptcy.

 

[Wing Zero]

Do you really want to show up to your bankruptcy hearing looking like a million bucks though? Seems like that would be counter-productive. Wouldn't hobo-chic be more advantageous? Interesting question, I've never gone through bankruptcy.

You're going to a court house. Regardless of your monetary situation you want to at least make an effort to look presentable.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You're going to a court house. Regardless of your monetary situation you want to at least make an effort to look presentable.

I spend about three days a week in a courthouse. The employees don't even dress well. Do you watch a lot of TV?

 

[Freshtodeath]

Do you really want to show up to your bankruptcy hearing looking like a million bucks though? Seems like that would be counter-productive. Wouldn't hobo-chic be more advantageous? Interesting question, I've never gone through bankruptcy.

Good point. The judge is more likely to appreciate someone who dresses nice though not wear a sonic shirt.

 

[Comma]

You're going to a court house. Regardless of your monetary situation you want to at least make an effort to look presentable.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Remember that Phil only has $500 in clothes, so he can't dress too well.

 

[Wing Zero]

I spend about three days a week in a courthouse. The employees don't even dress well. Do you watch a lot of TV?

No I don't, and i've never been in a courthouse so i'm just going off of common sense of don't look like a slob if you want to be taken seriously.

 

[tzgnilki]

Does Kat know how to iron? is he going to show up in a wrinkled button up? I don't think we've seen him in clothes other than pajamas since he moved to washington.

she definitely isn't working, but I doubt she will be there for moral support, dsp knows there will be spegs there and she's probably overweight, he can't have anyone know he has married a whale

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

she definitely isn't working, but I doubt she will be there for moral support, dsp knows there will be spegs there and she's probably overweight, he can't have anyone know he has married a whale

Phil made it sound like they're spending the day. Maybe she'll drive there and wait in the Corolla. She can whale out on mobile games while hubby gets financially destroyed.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Do you really want to show up to your bankruptcy hearing looking like a million bucks though? Seems like that would be counter-productive. Wouldn't hobo-chic be more advantageous? Interesting question, I've never gone through bankruptcy.

I'm sure they've seen that trick for years. And it literally means nothing. A guy owned half the small town I worked in and was filthy rich but he was one of the biggest slobs I'd ever seen.