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Containment What will happen when Barb dies?
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after her death comes the homeless saga.
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At this rate, the banshee might outlive Chris
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While it would be tragic, nothing would be better justice than Barb left alone in the hoard with no slave anymore as her final months tick, alone.
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Nah the w e e n s will keep him off the street but his quality of life will drop, that is if his quality of life can drop anymore.
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Does anyone think that Barb might have Type 2 Beetus? I've seen pretty much all of the pictures of her on the CWCki. She was pretty slim even after farting out Chris. She got just a little more chunk as he was getting older but it wasn't outrageous. As she aged too she didn't put on too much weight. After Bob died she turned into a blimp as evidenced by the Snorlax picture with Desi resting on her expansive belly. Then it seemed like she dropped it all and turned into a frail old woman. One of the symptoms of Type 2 is the constant need to drink followed by the constant need to piss. What is happening is the body is trying to get rid of excess glucose so fast it sheds it from the stored fat in the body too. This leads to rapid and unhealthy weight loss plus lots of fatigue. Once someone gets on a beetus med like Metformin their weight tends to even out. The weight loss does't happen to everyone though. I've never seen Chris do an e-beg for beetus medication money. A lot of beetus meds are covered under Medicare and other insurance plans so it may not been an issue. She may not be taking anything at all and her being on the meal shakes may give her just enough calories not to turn into a skeleton. Her weight loss happened to quick and it was so much I just can't think of any other explanation. This might happen to Chris too if he is not careful. But then again he might just think its his body catching up to his lesbian soul and another sign of the merge.
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Actually, the Snorlax picture with Desi was taken in 2010, before Bob croaked. IIRC, Barb's weight peaked around 2009-2010 and reversed after Bob's death.
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I don't think chris will have a heart attack or stroke anytime soon. he does not smoke or drink heavily and live's a completely stress-less life devoid of any real threat.
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But the over-consumption of fast food, processed microwave meals, and soda from his daily diet could.
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Being completely sedentary is a worse heart attack risk than anything but the worst of other bad habits.
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He does get stressed whenever Barb brings up the topic of bills, and the occasional pizza prank.
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I can only imagine the plaque buildup in Chris' cardiovascular system. Years of sedentary lifestyle coupled with a lifetime of eating fatty, sugary foods. How many veins must be totally cut off, how many must be a ticking time bomb for some of the buildup to break off and block his heart valves. How utterly unprepared he might be for when he does experience heart complications or an outright heart attack. If it doesn't kill him, he's definitely in for a bypass surgery. Would he even go in for surgery anymore? He seems so deluded, I just picture a doctor explaining to him what's happened to his body and what procedure he needs done, and Chris just going "hmm, yeah, I have da uh crystals to heal me" and then drifting off to la-la land to block out reality until he suffers another heart attack, rinse and repeat until he dies from denial.
People really underestimate the impact of these people's lifestyles. We know a bit about what obesity does to people, as well as long periods of sitting in crappy office chairs. The latter is particularly worrying as non-ergonomic setups pretty much always impede circulation and contribute to blood pooling in the legs, which is why so many boomer secretaries got problems like varicose veins due to sitting and typing 8 hours a day. Now everyone sits and types for a lot more than that, especially cows, who pretty much by definition are extremely online. Add in other issues like obesity and alcoholism and you get what's going on with guys like Blade and Boogie. Chris is younger and presumably healthier than them, but odds are that his mobility will start declining at some point. Especially if he ends up poor but secure in tard housing, everything is set up for him being a total shut in who gradually declines into being housebound once he gets older.
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Barbara was employed as a secretary. Must have made that up wrangling Chris when he was a child.
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According to official news, the virus has severe affects towards young children and old adults. Unless Barb washes her hands and face regularly (impossible because of horde), or she steps outside (possible), She'll be fine. Unless Chris unknowingly brings the infection home with him...
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It would be so mean if not just unforgivably cruel 14BC ends, with a twist Barb lives, along with Chris, only somehow something changes and the banks no longer have to wait for Barb to be dead to start eviction proceedings, they find out she technically committed fraud on the 9th mortgage or something obscure. Chris gets a room offered, rent free with some tarded random white knight, who says he only has a room for Chris, and a second room for Chris's toys, Chris's video games and "40 flat screen but, no Barb. Chris then tells Barb he's leaving her and the dogs for the bank's shark attorneys to get the ball rolling on to eviction her paperwork and eating her alive. I don't doubt he would totally do it in a heartbeat if it meant keeping all his shit and never having to work an actual job guaranteed. I'm surprised some troll hasn't attempted something similar just for fun.
Just to be clear I don't condone such acts or trolling Chris, I think his brain is broken and it's just sad at this point. No amount of trolling Chris will lead to anything funny or beneficial to Chris, IE he will not "learn a lesson no to touch people inappropriately" or anything beneficial like it was originally thought, to troll Chirs at his point (maybe Dr. Phil? IDK anything at this point is worth a try to genuinely help him. I would say I dislike Chris a lot but, I'm fascinated if Chris can be "fixed" more than anything. I'm also sure Josh wouldn't want anyone talking to Chris outside a maybe a pleasant "hello how are you" kind of onversation.
Just to be clear I don't condone such acts or trolling Chris, I think his brain is broken and it's just sad at this point. No amount of trolling Chris will lead to anything funny or beneficial to Chris, IE he will not "learn a lesson no to touch people inappropriately" or anything beneficial like it was originally thought, to troll Chirs at his point (maybe Dr. Phil? IDK anything at this point is worth a try to genuinely help him. I would say I dislike Chris a lot but, I'm fascinated if Chris can be "fixed" more than anything. I'm also sure Josh wouldn't want anyone talking to Chris outside a maybe a pleasant "hello how are you" kind of onversation.
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Sorry if this has already been discussed and I’m late, but if Barb dies, wouldn’t Chris get the house? Since he’s her next of kin and all that. Unless they have super debt and it’s seized and the horde is auctioned off.