Inactive Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2020-...sband-dmca-complaint-to-search-engines.66928/
This is a funny read, I like that Sara calls Josh cheeky
Wow I forgot this lady was still doing the YouTube cooking thing. I get why people like her channel. She's very good at presenting normal 'home style' American cooking in a wholesome way. Sure it's not gourmet, but it's comforting, familiar food to a lot of people. Most of the comments in her thread are supportive of her making healthier choices.

Getting into a fight with Kiwi Farms doesn't seem very on-brand for a wholesome home cook.
 
If you newfags want to really get a taste of our Simply Sarah, look for her macaroni salad video. That is pinnacle Sarah. (Mobile someone else can link it you lazy bastards)

No human needs that amount of sugar. And no matter almost dying from pneumonia - she will continue to use that amount of “sugar”.
She has gone through several diet fads, switched to stevia and everything in between.
Her kitchen even used to look usable. But it’s slowly crept into “I’m too fat to do anything but hoard food.”
She also has no idea how a cooking show works. Starts her recipes 85% done and likes to eat on camera. But that’s just nit-picking.

She did go through a streaming phase, skip it. It’s disjointed and boring as fuck.

And if you need a drinking game to lose your liver to: drink every time you hear the wheezing of a fat lady about to die. (Even Jamie sounds like a fat lady about to die).
 
If you newfags want to really get a taste of our Simply Sarah, look for her macaroni salad video. That is pinnacle Sarah. (Mobile someone else can link it you lazy bastards)

No human needs that amount of sugar. And no matter almost dying from pneumonia - she will continue to use that amount of “sugar”.
She has gone through several diet fads, switched to stevia and everything in between.
Her kitchen even used to look usable. But it’s slowly crept into “I’m too fat to do anything but hoard food.”
She also has no idea how a cooking show works. Starts her recipes 85% done and likes to eat on camera. But that’s just nit-picking.

She did go through a streaming phase, skip it. It’s disjointed and boring as fuck.

And if you need a drinking game to lose your liver to: drink every time you hear the wheezing of a fat lady about to die. (Even Jamie sounds like a fat lady about to die).
Don't forget the jump cuts to attempt to edit out the wheezing. That's my favorite part! Sometimes it's trippy, like your brain is glitching out.
 
Her macaroni salad video shows her using what she calls 1 cup measurements of things, like sugar, and it is way, way over what 1 cup actually is. You can clearly see she overfilled her measuring cup in the video.

Yeah I never heard of her until now and just watched the macaroni salad video, probably should have added that for context. My measuring cup is 2 cups and hers looks bigger so I'm guessing she had a heaping 3 cups of sugar. Somehow I doubt that whole born with the beetus thing lol
 
I couldn't even find on Voat where anyone could've possibly called her a slut. IDK if she's discussed anywhere else.

There's a dead thread on her on Guru Gossip, no one called her a slut. There's a one post thread on lipstick alley, no slut, and I took a pass through reddit where she was barely discussed on the fat logic/hate subs, again no mention of her being a slut. I was expecting maybe a "Sarah is a slut for butter/sugar/salt" but nothing.
 
It’s no surprise she isn’t being discussed anywhere. She’s incredibly boring. All she does is cook and eat. At least sows like Amy beat people with spoons and shit. Sara is the epitome of the boring stay-at-home wife who does nothing all day. She’s no cow material.

Her serving sizes are insane tho. It’s like she’s cooking for a Christmas party every day. Still, not even she can beat Jack “14,000 kcal dessert” Scalfani. Sara might’ve been an interesting cow in the early days of the internet but has now been surpassed by far better cows.
 
It’s no surprise she isn’t being discussed anywhere. She’s incredibly boring. All she does is cook and eat. At least sows like Amy beat people with spoons and shit. Sara is the epitome of the boring stay-at-home wife who does nothing all day. She’s no cow material.

Her serving sizes are insane tho. It’s like she’s cooking for a Christmas party every day. Still, not even she can beat Jack “14,000 kcal dessert” Scalfani. Sara might’ve been an interesting cow in the early days of the internet but has now been surpassed by far better cows.
If anything, Sara is just kind of sad. She obviously loves to cook, but she's doing it in a way that's just going to end up killing her slowly. There's no chimpouts or tantrums or thottery to spice up the slow public decline of someone who has a destructive relationship with food. All the deathfats on here have an angle that makes them funny or entertaining other than just being fat.
 
I can't get screenshots on this device, but I noticed Zach was SJW-ing on Twitter about something and now I see it's Sara. He's apparently getting raked in his comments.

Tweet 1: Just to be clear, my new video is about the food Sara is making and not Sara herself. Besides that, my last two videos were about The Circle and Gwenyth Paltrow's candle... so yes, I do react to things other than "fat people."

Tweet 2: a few people with ~hot takes~ in the comments for a 20 minute video that's only been posted for 7 minutes lol

Tweet 3: So let me apologize for being insensitive or unkind with regards to those pieces. We all have to do different things to survive. Do what you gotta do! I don't mean to bring shame to folks who are struggling financially.

Tweet 4: One valid point that I think was made in the comments is that people sometimes have to eat "gross" things for a variety of reasons (i.e. income, food insecurity, etc.). I also think a lot about not "yucking somebody's yum" which is something I have said before in videos.
 
Doesn't he "yuck" Amberlynn's yuck quite a bit or is that different? Anyway, I thought Sara was one of the more well-liked fatties. Guess not. At least not around here. Heh. I did see one vid of her doing some kind of dessert and I thought it looked a bit too rich. But, I never went back. Not lolcow enough for me. Then again, I still need to get through this thread.
 
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It was so obvious that Zach made that video because Sara was being talked about over here. Now he's going to act like it was total coincidence. lol
He is so transparent.

"I do react to things other than fat people." But yet as soon as Sara's thread popped up in Deathfats, he is making a video to get those "new cow" views.
 
Yeah I never heard of her until now and just watched the macaroni salad video, probably should have added that for context. My measuring cup is 2 cups and hers looks bigger so I'm guessing she had a heaping 3 cups of sugar. Somehow I doubt that whole born with the beetus thing lol

Has anyone tried making the macaroni salad? I realise it requires wasting a lot of food because the sugar alone is going to send you right to the trash can. Either to puke or throw it away. Possibly both. I'm just really curious about what it really tastes like. Sara is not a good source of info on that because her tastebuuds are dead from salt and sugar overload.

It's probably something she grew up on so she has no idea what things are supposed to taste like. By "born with diabetes" I assume she means she had neonatal diabetes, which is a genetic issue. I donot know much about it but apparently it can go away by the first year of life. It will however, likely return later on.

I don't know if being a deathfat hastens the return or not. She could have easily type 2'd herself regardless though. But if she has other forms of the beetus she is fucked.

If anyone has better info on this I would like to know. Because I doubt Sara is capable of explaining anything medical.

I have watched a lot of Simply Sara and I believe she is a sped. But she is a redneck from the Holler so she likely fits in with everyone else just fine. I don't think anyone with any smarts would stick around the doublewide eating macaroni shaped beetus bombs at the hootinanny.

Her food choices are just so bad and it is heavily bolstered up by her love of cooking. I think a lot of her recipes are salvagable if you cut down the sugar and salt to normal degrees. The food isn't that bad actually. Some of it looks pretty good. It's just that the average person may not be able to eat it with a straight face because Sara killed her tastebuds. Or more likely hrer family did it for her since the day she was born. I can imagine her family is like the Slatons and the Haltermans.

I can't get screenshots on this device, but I noticed Zach was SJW-ing on Twitter about something and now I see it's Sara. He's apparently getting raked in his comments.

Tweet 1: Just to be clear, my new video is about the food Sara is making and not Sara herself. Besides that, my last two videos were about The Circle and Gwenyth Paltrow's candle... so yes, I do react to things other than "fat people."

Tweet 2: a few people with ~hot takes~ in the comments for a 20 minute video that's only been posted for 7 minutes lol

Tweet 3: So let me apologize for being insensitive or unkind with regards to those pieces. We all have to do different things to survive. Do what you gotta do! I don't mean to bring shame to folks who are struggling financially.

Tweet 4: One valid point that I think was made in the comments is that people sometimes have to eat "gross" things for a variety of reasons (i.e. income, food insecurity, etc.). I also think a lot about not "yucking somebody's yum" which is something I have said before in videos.

I really hate it when the poor are used as an excuse to be fat and disgusting. I have been dirt fucking poor. But I ate well because I knew what foods to pick with the money I had. I have never been anywhere close to deathfat. I know there are other factors like having access to real supermarkets, having a usable kitchen and utilities, homelessness ect...

Sara has access to Walmart. What other stores does she use? She doesn't know how to shop because she likely grew up with mom picking the same foods and buying the same insane amount of sugar and salt. Sara also bought expensive fake meat online from hipster vegan stores rather than search for vegan recipes she can afford to make without having to order weird ingrediants they don't have in the Holler.

Is she still on the no meat diet? It complicates things when you live in hicksville. But it is not impossible. She is probably too tired from being out of breath and beluga sized to research it properly.

I remember back when Amy Slaton was really big she seemed out of it sometimes and couldn't even open a package without huffing and puffing. Sara's beetus is making her lightheaded in addition to the deathfat making her barely able to move about. She should not be near a stove when she looks like she is about to pass out.

I don't think Sara is capable of losing weight outside of a medically supervised hospitalization. She will never make the proper choices on her own, will stick to fads she heard on Facebook and continue to inflate until the inevitable. I am astounded this woman is still alive.
 
Heh. I did see one vid of her doing some kind of dessert and I thought it looked a bit too rich. But, I never went back. Not lolcow enough for me. Then again, I still need to get through this thread.
Sara is the kind of cow that you have to sit through a lot of boring shit and eventually something funny happens. She has perpetual marble mouth and has difficulty pronouncing "Hey everyone welcome to another episode of Simply Sara," even though she says it in every video. For a long stretch of time her husband was editing all the heavy breathing out of her videos, and it was right around the time she was being torn apart over on Fat People Hate. They would complain about something in her videos and the videos would be altered to remove whatever they were laughing at. I imagined her furiously reading the threads there and adjusting her content accordingly to prevent ridicule, which was funny in itself because then they just made fun of her sound cutting in and out. But for the most part she's pretty boring. That's why I never realized she had a thread here until today.
 
I like her. I think she is amusing. Apparently there was a period of time where she almost died, and then she came back better than ever. I like all of her stuff but the bologna salad is definitely her best recipe. She isn't nasty and lazy like Tammy Slaton and she always tries her best to make a good video, so I give her a passing grade.
 
I keep reading the words "macaroni salad" and "sugar" used together in the same sentence...

What brand of 'destined to be extracted from a mobile home by the fire department' fuckery is putting sugar, in amounts that apparently exceed a cup of, into macaroni salad? All my experience with said side dish has been savory.

ETA: Sara seems like kind person. I don't get the manipulation, the hostility, or any of the over compensating self centeredness of other folks with threads on KF. She does seem a bit slow, in a backwater/limited exposure kind of way.
 
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I didn't know this thread existed either until they decided to take legal action. Talk about the Streisand Effect.
 
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