I love how she's bragging yet again about her ability to never show up to class and still manage to "get really good grades!" (Notice she said "I get really good grades" as if she is currently still going to school).
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that's something to be proud of. A) It shows you have no sense of responsibility or accountability B) Are also lazy as fuck and C) It doesn't reflect well on the school you were attending. They were probably just handing out passing grades to get people out the door.
But in any event, she hasn't been to school of any kind in at least 15 years. So I find it really funny how she always references the many Shakespeare and now "feminist poetry" classes she took for a degree she dropped out of as if it somehow gives her bragging rights.
People who do this believe that they are coming across as someone with high intelligence because they claim they could make good grades without trying. She doesn't realize that a reasonably intelligent person listening to her would use critical thinking and draw other conclusions from her bragging. Also, "good grades" could and likely does mean just passing (mediocre) grades to Chantal. She would give us a gpa if she really did that well. Adults who want to appear successful shouldn't brag about what they accomplish with half-ass effort.
ETA: I have never heard a fart that sounded like that!
Jabba, none of us are shocked you chose money over health, pride, and integrity. Looking forward to the bed bound saga, hopefully you make it more entertaining than Amber.
When I listen to the clip on headphones, the fart sound isn't coming from the same direction as her speaking. It sounds like the sound is from far away from her camera's mic, as if from afar, like where Bibi might be.
She also didn't make any of those small expressions she makes when she has farted noticeably on camera.
I feel autistic for analyzing it for more than the 2 seconds it took to watch.
We can talk for hours about how much of a failure at dieting Chinny is. But there is one thing she is immensely successful at: pulling off the "bloated corpse" look!
So she's staying a mukbang channel, super ultra finalest decision. Moving to this new apartment is really the perfect excuse for her to continue gorging on camera. She can't afford to fuck around with unboxings and hauls when they bring in a quarter of the $views$ that her binges do. But if she spends most of her paycheck on food, I wonder if we'll see even more mukbangs once she moves. She'll need to eat more to make the money for the increase in rent, but she'll get fatter and less mobile with every feast. She's excited for a new beginning, but I think it's the beginning of the end.
She probably isn’t lying about getting good grades in high school with the bare minimum of attendance and completion of assignments. Not because she’s academically gifted, but because her high school likely had to implement an extreme grading curve for half of the students to pass and the functionally literate ones to obtain some As for the school to show to retain any sort of funding.
Standardized testing in Ontario high schools wasn’t implemented until the cohort born the year after her, but here is the most recent data on her high school, CCVS, from 2017-2018, including those from the previous five years:
The top rows show its ranking compared to other Ontario schools (578/625 over the prior five years) and overall academic rating (3.2/10). The OSSLT is the Ontario Secondary School Literacy Test - only about half at CC pass. It is also the lowest ranked school in Cornwall, which is saying something. You basically get a diploma as a participation trophy.
According to her LinkedIn, Chantal won a high school award for Excellence in English, and I believe her. The citation probably read “Never pluralized ‘you’ by adding an ‘s’ and once said “I saw” instead of “I seen”.
But that’s where the scholarly achievements of fat Virginia Woolf here end. Her grades from her sped school would have granted her acceptance to university, but she probably continued to skip class and put in no effort, because she is Chantal, and found that expectations were a little bit higher, and she would have to study and write papers, and she’s just so busy, yanno? Students with high GPAs don’t drop out. And even if she did have As and Bs in university, it’s irrelevant and not something to brag about because she didn’t graduate. In fact, that’s even more embarrassing than quitting due to poor performance.
Except for a few controversial ones (like the cheese cemetery one), her mukbangs really weren't her biggest videos. Her outlandish weightloss escapades usually got over twice as many views, going back two years and more. All of her top-viewed videos were diet or exercise related. She (and some viewers) are convinced there are 100,000 feeders out there, but there aren't. Her mukbangs please her core audience who stick by her for her personality (the Shanny for Christ types) and the haydurs. Her diet extravaganzas attract her core audience, the haydurs, and dieters who wanna see her succeed, and the overall numbers are higher. The dieters vanish when she turns mukbang.
So, I kinda hope she sticks to mukbangs. That way, she'll eat more than she brings in.
In a lot of ways, she has peaked. I'm not sure she'll ever be able to get the 100K+ views she got a year ago for some videos. Mukbangs won't get her there unless she does something beyond the pale and gets increased haydur attention.
She probably isn’t lying about getting good grades in high school with the bare minimum of attendance and completion of assignments. Not because she’s academically gifted, but because her high school likely had to implement an extreme grading curve for half of the students to pass and the functionally literate ones to obtain some As for the school to show to retain any sort of funding.
Standardized testing in Ontario high schools wasn’t implemented until the cohort born the year after her, but here is the most recent data on her high school, CCVS, from 2017-2018, including those from the previous five years:
The top rows show its ranking compared to other Ontario schools (578/625 over the prior five years) and overall academic rating (3.2/10). The OSSLT is the Ontario Secondary School Literacy Test - only about half at CC pass. It is also the lowest ranked school in Cornwall, which is saying something. You basically get a diploma as a participation trophy.
According to her LinkedIn, Chantal won a high school award for Excellence in English, and I believe her. The citation probably read “Never pluralized ‘you’ by adding an ‘s’ and once said “I saw” instead of “I seen”.
But that’s where the scholarly achievements of fat Virginia Woolf here end. Her grades from her sped school would have granted her acceptance to university, but she probably continued to skip class and put in no effort, because she is Chantal, and found that expectations were a little bit higher, and she would have to study and write papers, and she’s just so busy, yanno? Students with high GPAs don’t drop out. And even if she did have As and Bs in university, it’s irrelevant and not something to brag about because she didn’t graduate. In fact, that’s even more embarrassing than quitting due to poor performance.
Except for a few controversial ones (like the cheese cemetery one), her mukbangs really weren't her biggest videos. Her outlandish weightloss escapades usually got over twice as many views, going back two years and more. All of her top-viewed videos were diet or exercise related. She (and some viewers) are convinced there are 100,000 feeders out there, but there aren't. Her mukbangs please her core audience who stick by her for her personality (the Shanny for Christ types) and the haydurs. Her diet extravaganzas attract her core audience, the haydurs, and dieters who wanna see her succeed, and the overall numbers are higher. The dieters vanish when she turns mukbang.
So, I kinda hope she sticks to mukbangs. That way, she'll eat more than she brings in.
In a lot of ways, she has peaked. I'm not sure she'll ever be able to get the 100K+ views she got a year ago for some videos. Mukbangs won't get her there unless she does something beyond the pale and gets increased haydur attention.
Guaranteed there will be dinner or coffee dates...what else is she capable of doing? Mini golf? Walk in the park? Ride bikes?
If she actually manages to catfish some poor fool into meeting her for a date it will absolutely be gold. She's so socially 'tarded and awkward out in public simply getting groceries I could only imagine how she would act in a dating situation. Pity we'll never hear any true stories.
That "final decision" will last all of a week (at most), before Stage 4 hits yet again and Cuntal tries to re-invent herself (for the 3,496th time) as a wannabe skinny legend.
Just catching up and here's my input to the video and her recent posts:
Bibi's not going to eat the mac and cheese; he's lactose intolerant. Chantal, that's a lie.
Chantal has not learned a damned thing in any of her 'treatment'. The point to eating to lose or maintain a healthy weight is not to eat until full; it's to eat to stop hunger and get nutrients. So yea, bitch, you do need to learn how to stop eating when consuming recommended portions like 4 ounces of meat
her need to explain the 'grab and go' section of a supermarket is her 'omg i learned something new" that everyone knows which is so annoyingly condescending.
about the post about her remaining a mukbang channel yet still working on health? We've seen this before. The negotiation has been in many rant videos "If I only....OMAD".... "If I only count calories".... "If I only eat healthy
food"....and then a week later she realizes the obvious and what hayders point out - she uses Mukbangs as excuses to eat large portions of shit food and she finds eating balanced meals, healthy food as boring
the comment she made to Amy about "firing her nutritionist if they approved that meal" also applies to her. Do her medical professionals approve of any of the meals she's consumed in the past six months? Doubtful.
the sound at 19:32 sounded like Beebs had a setback in a video game and not a fart. Chantal would have highlighted and reacted to a fart. She loves farts too much not to react.
Her reaction to finding the hidden celery.. WTF?
Still waiting for the 30 days of the doctors plan to happen. Also getting 'grab and go' from the supermarket is fast food - it's not homemade. Chantal, if the food is cooked by anyone not you, it's not a home cooked meal. If the food is made by a commercial establishment, it's take out, delivery and not home cooked.
She doesn't get that her mukbangs are not as disgusting as her lack of being a responsible adult and eating massive amounts of shit food on video is her only skill set, aside from being a raging bitch on the internet.
I'm still fascinated with her need to tap her food. In her 'cookbang' video it's hysterical to me she uses the wooden spoon to only tap the meat and eventually will stir. She does this with her fork - it sort of looks like she's trying to mix things, but she just taps it fast several times. Why?
She's reading a book about "Food addiction" and is eating the very foods that the book indicates are 'addictive' that are full of fat, cheese, sugar and carbs. She literally feeds into her addiction and making literally NO effort.
Some thoughts I can't be fucked to structure into a long post.
I'll believe she got good grades when I see them, which will be never. "Really good grades" for the woman who couldn't spell "eating" and has literally never been seen to space a paragraph. Amberlynn Reid unironically speaks and writes better English than Chantal, and more to the point actually reads and writes (lesbian teenage trash fiction, but still, Chinny never reads ANYTHING). Chinny thinks mentioning Shakespeare and saying "doth protest too much" every so often is convincing everyone she's the Harold Bloom of the deathfat set. No sale.
I'm repeating myself here, but she's going to get on dating sites with FGAS pics shot from a satellite with her hairline cropped in every single one, and catfish some poor skinny 30-something IT guy into a date by telling him she's "a little overweight but working on it". She will belligerently honk and bray through the whole date because she yells whenever she's anxious, and he will squirm in his chair and resolve to ask for full body shots next time. Thing is, like PerkChop said, we won't be privy to any of this. If we're lucky, we might get a storytime about her "asshole" date who catfished HER and she shat all over him in a restaurant or something and everybody applauded. I'm not actually sure she WOULD go on a dinner date or any date where she ate, though, because if she has even a vague idea of how disturbing and macabre her behaviour is when she eats, she would be wise not to do it in front of any romantic prospects.
That most recent IG photo is truly Slatonesque. The lens is grimy because she's a filthy ditch pig, but even through the blur you can make out how bad her skin is. Her lips are also overlined by a centimetre, and she didn't even do it evenly. I don't know who she thinks she's fooling; the majority of her viewers are other fat women and fat women know makeup.
Wow! She's GOT to be lying about Wild Turkey. That's too expensive for her even now, let alone for high school kids.
Edit--Considering how much she supposedly may be shelling out in rent on a bigger place, perhaps it's not too expensive for her now. Just out of her budget, particularly given her inconsistent earnings and monstrous fast food bills. I sincerely hope she's lying about the new apartment, and will backtrack on it later. This is beyond moronic and ill-conceived, and I can't believe Peetz's dignity level is so abysmal that he'd go along with it.
Chantal either is lying or bullshitting. In her chicken tenders video, she mentions her friend was drinking really cheap whiskey like Wild Turkey or something.
Now Wild Turkey bourbon is strong as fuck but I'd never consider it really cheap whiskey.