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sephon said:
So I won't be banned on request huh?

I wonder if I could use some little... tactics. :biggrin:
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Valiant said:
You can't compensate a shit personality :^)
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I'm fine face to face

Ca Ira said:
Sephon claimed that his prominent nose and receding chin caused him to be treated as a leper. Presumably, this would preclude someone from becoming a celebrity / sex symbol.
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Well yeah, those are certainly exaggerations.
Still, the underlying truth is there... people just don't like you as much when you're not attractive.
 
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ne enenen said:
you could be a quadriplegic crouzon's patient, and these guys would rate as attractive still ))
it's actually kinda fun to watch your mental gymnastics
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If this is the way you act around other people, I'd much rather hang out with a quadriplegic crouzon's patient. They'd probably talk about something other than "I'm not gay but this guy's hot and girls are all evil whores".
 
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ne enenen said:
Well yeah, those are certainly exaggerations.
Still, the underlying truth is there... people just don't like you as much when you're not attractive.
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I am inclined to believe that people with unusually fine faces/bodies enjoy many advantages in life, and I expect most other Kiwi Farmers would agree with me on that.

Sephon's insistence that the slight hook in his nose and his somewhat receding chin make him Quasimodo is more than just "exaggerated," though; it's borderline deranged.
 
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sephon said:
So I won't be banned on request huh?

I wonder if I could use some little... tactics. :biggrin:
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Nah, the worst they'll do is limit you to this thread. Look at Cowlick for example, he was never banned but limited to his own thread.

(or maybe they'll throttle your connection if you dodge too many questions, haha)
 
ne enenen said:
yeah, you can always compensate
but you'll still be compensating...

I don't want to go through life doing that.
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He isn't compensating. He's a doctor and is really fucking smart. He was born that way. Remember the guy that majored in math and biostatistics yet never seemed to have to study very hard but got straight A's? That's my guy.

He's also pretty cute, but you guys wouldn't rate him higher than a "6." He's my 10, though. What really sealed the deal with him was his easy going, goofy personality.
 
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DawnMachine said:
After 400 pages, the thing they're worried about is that we'll laugh at pictures of them.
Are we reading the same thread as these people? Do we see the same words?
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Alright, I'm pretty sure they're just plain stupid at this point then, since they don't even have a point to argue anymore. Wow.
 
All this talk of the 'red pill' has got the Conspiracy Juices flowing in my brain. Now this is going to sound crazy at first but bear with me and it will all make sense in the end.
"Red Pill" is actually code for a mind-controlling subliminal program found on Sluthate. This 'raid' is just an attempt to infect our site via shitposts.

Now the question is: who is behind this code? Plastic surgeons? No, they're too busy learning new surgical techniques. The Government? Pssf! They wish they could be that sneaky! No, the real answer is *drumroll*.................

The Fur-luminati!​

Yes, that secret cabal of the most degenerate of degenerates! By causing the behavior seen on Sluthate they can deflect attention away from the Furry fandom ("Well, yeah, we do have people that like to have sex with animals, but look at these Sluthaters!") Also, they collect "finders fees" from plastic surgeons to put in their Exotic Animal Dildo Fund.

"But Professor Fireman," you ask, "why would they attack us Kiwis?" The answer is simple: we are getting too close! We have threads on both the Furries and their puppet site Sluthate. They tried sending @mapdark at first, but he couldn't keep up the post count needed to infect the Farms, so now they're bringing in heavier artillery.
Spread the word!​
 
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