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Every post about Kiwi farms by anyone ever

Kiwi farms is bad.
Hate site.
They stalk and harass literal billions of people with x or y protected characteristics.
They are all what ever word that end ends in phobe.
Contact whichever local authorities to shut them down.
They have murdered so many people and driven even more to suicide (Just take my word for it!).
Can’t you see I’m really the victim here.
 
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Clown Baby said:
This person tried to promote her terrible comedy videos to the Amber forum and when people told her to fuck off I guess she got mad
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Ah, the "sour grapes" approach to Kiwifarms. Because they didn't accept you when you tried to kowtow to them, they're now the worst and most pathetic group of people even though you tried to join them.

Since the song is short and simple, I can make a little transcript in case (read: when) it gets taken down.

To the tune of "Old Macdonald" because songwriting is hard:
Over at the Kiwifarms are lots of salty hos
You'll never see what they look like, oh no, no, no, no no
With a low dig and a put down there
Amber here, Amy there, fucking lolcows everywhere
Over at the Kiwifarms, they are really ace

Over at the Kiwifarms, they are really smart
With lots of really witty posts, just like works of art
With a rëtard here, an autistic there
Here's a place you can go when you're IQ's really low
Over at the Kiwifarms, they are really cool

Over at the Kiwifarms, they should kill themselves
And anyone who thinks that's harsh can go fuck yourself
It's a the weak you hunt, you pathetic cunts
Here's a dare that you share what you look like over there
Over at the Kiwifarms, fuckwits with no balls

Over at the Kiwifarms, they all think they're great
But really they have tiny minds, full of rage and hate
Men with tiny dicks, lots of starving chicks
Don't be bitter 'cause we're fitter and your life is in the shitter

Over at the Kiwifarms, go and fuck yourself

Yourself.
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Ultimately it's incessant whinging masked as a comedy song to the most simple of melodies.

The comments for the video are borderline unintelligible, I guess demonstrating the primary demographic who watches this.

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The video's screencaps are rather old and outdated, as well. The only person in said caps who still has an account here is @thejackal.
 
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_01 said:
Ah, the "sour grapes" approach to Kiwifarms. Because they didn't accept you when you tried to kowtow to them, they're now the worst and most pathetic group of people even though you tried to join them.

Since the song is short and simple, I can make a little transcript in case (read: when) it gets taken down.

To the tune of "Old Macdonald" because songwriting is hard:

Ultimately it's incessant whinging masked as a comedy song to the most simple of melodies.

The comments for the video are borderline unintelligible, I guess demonstrating the primary demographic who watches this.

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The video's screencaps are rather old and outdated, as well. The only person in said caps who still has an account here is @thejackal.
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Vile bullies are they still bullying you CJ I have your back darling i reported them I call them bin bags now my cousing is looking into her channel now as he works for youtube but can't say his name for league reason
 
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DumbDude42 said:
Vile bullies are they still bullying you CJ I have your back darling i reported them I call them bin bags now my cousing is looking into her channel now as he works for youtube but can't say his name for league reason
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Assuming my boomerese is still up to snuff, this is what they're trying to say:

"Vile bullies! Are they still bullying you, CJ? I have your back, darling! I reported them, and now I call them 'bin bags!' My cousin is looking into their channels now. He works for Youtube, but I can't say his name for legal reasons."

They seem to believe Kiwifarms is just a Youtube channel because they're an intelligent group of individuals and is pulling the "my uncle works for Microsoft" approach to cyberbullying.
 
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_01 said:
Ah, the "sour grapes" approach to Kiwifarms. Because they didn't accept you when you tried to kowtow to them, they're now the worst and most pathetic group of people even though you tried to join them.

Since the song is short and simple, I can make a little transcript in case (read: when) it gets taken down.

To the tune of "Old Macdonald" because songwriting is hard:

Ultimately it's incessant whinging masked as a comedy song to the most simple of melodies.

The comments for the video are borderline unintelligible, I guess demonstrating the primary demographic who watches this.

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The video's screencaps are rather old and outdated, as well. The only person in said caps who still has an account here is @thejackal.
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Here's an archive so we'll always have it
 
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_01 said:
Ah, the "sour grapes" approach to Kiwifarms. Because they didn't accept you when you tried to kowtow to them, they're now the worst and most pathetic group of people even though you tried to join them.

Since the song is short and simple, I can make a little transcript in case (read: when) it gets taken down.

To the tune of "Old Macdonald" because songwriting is hard:

Ultimately it's incessant whinging masked as a comedy song to the most simple of melodies.

The comments for the video are borderline unintelligible, I guess demonstrating the primary demographic who watches this.

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The video's screencaps are rather old and outdated, as well. The only person in said caps who still has an account here is @thejackal.
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I like the lyric “Share what you look like”

Dox yourself cowards!!!! I’m not mad!!!!

I see they’re taking advice from the honey badgers playbook of how to internet.
 
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I just think it's funny that people think dark humor on a forum is cyberbullying, when it is not thrown directly at the persons of interest (and when weens get caught weening, they get accosted accordingly).

Maybe if the thin-skinned ones had their delicate little hides toughened up some by some real cyberbullying, they'd get the difference between that, and constructive criticism-meets-shitposting. LOL
 
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