Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

Yeah I think the end is near. I decided to make a new intro video for the Jack on the Go show that Tammy can use when the time comes for whatever remaining content hasn't been posted.

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Missing the part where he goes up to the pearly gates and St. Peter recognizes him and then throws him into Hell.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Yeah I think the end is near. I decided to make a new intro video for the Jack on the Go show that Tammy can use when the time comes for whatever remaining content hasn't been posted.

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More like "The Jack in the Ground Show"

Also, he isn't pretending the keto stuff anymore, right?

 

[Adamska]

Yeah I think the end is near. I decided to make a new intro video for the Jack on the Go show that Tammy can use when the time comes for whatever remaining content hasn't been posted.

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Can you add a bitstrip version of her, Jack Jr, and his wife doing a jig on his coffin right afterwards too?

Because it's pretty clear they all hate him and the image is hilarious to me.

 

[Whatthefuck]

So, super Christian Jack has nothing to say about the devastating tornadoes in Nashville? No links to the multiple businesses and charities helping folks who lost everything? It wasn’t even that far from his area and nary a peep. Very on brand. One would think this would be a super boomer opportunity for asspats and “engagement “.

 

[stets]

So, super Christian Jack has nothing to say about the devastating tornadoes in Nashville? No links to the multiple businesses and charities helping folks who lost everything? It wasn’t even that far from his area and nary a peep. Very on brand. One would think this would be a super boomer opportunity for asspats and “engagement “.

He’s way too busy spamming facebook groups with his shitty food review videos and complaints about Coronavirus demonetization to show any compassion for suffering people. Respect his priorities!

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Can you add a bitstrip version of her, Jack Jr, and his wife doing a jig on his coffin right afterwards too?

Because it's pretty clear they all hate him and the image is hilarious to me.

I wouldn't even know where to begin to make a Tammy avatar.

So, super Christian Jack has nothing to say about the devastating tornadoes in Nashville?

He did he just somehow made it about himself and said we when talking about the victims.

 

[Aaway]

More like "The Jack in the Ground Show"

Also, he isn't pretending the keto stuff anymore, right?

it got too obvious that he was lying about being on keto so recently he's changed to he "leans" keto

he's still lying about giving away his half eaten food to the homeless though

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

it got too obvious that he was lying about being on keto so recently he's changed to he "leans" keto

he's still lying about giving away his half eaten food to the homeless though

What the fuck does "leans Keto" even mean? You're ketogenic or not.

If he means 'low carb'(I bet), fine. But, that is not ketogenic..

We need to find some Atkin's true believers and introduce them to Jack...

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck does "leans Keto" even mean? You're ketogenic or not.

Means you're a dying fat tub of shit on your way to your final stroke, and you can't even stand straight any more.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Hahaha it makes me happy that Garret for all his dope smoking and lack of oxygen flow to his brain has outstripped his father in every way.

I bet he can cook better too.

I wonder if he ever checks in on Jack’s videos for some good old schadenfreude. Maybe even puts it on for laughs with his buddies while they take fat bong rips.

 

[Sally]

Watching Tammy help jack is depressing, knowing she is so christian she probably does not believe in divorce makes it harder to watch. I bet she is waiting for the day Jack dies so she can have some kind of normal life.

Look how happy she is in the arms of another.

 

[Zero fks to give]

with his shit diet, complete lack of exercise, and medical history i think it's safe to say fatty hasn't gotten it up in years. and if he did, it's not like he'd be able to see it anyways

that's part of the reason tammy's 100% getting some on the side

Remember when he made that bizarre church post discussing if oral sex was evil?
I got the impression Tammy had shut him down on that approach. I gagged a bit thinking about it.
Can't find the link bc he's so fkng Add with his posts.

 

[Peasant]

In this land of plenty, it can sometimes be hard to understand why gluttony is a sin. Thank you, Jack, for enlightening me with your nauseating display.

 

[Honzou]

new JOTG. keto leaning jack eats a double cheeseburger w/bacon, onion rings, fried wings, and a chocolate shake

This looks exactly like what someone should be eating after 2 strokes.

This faggot isn't going to make it to christmas if he keeps this up.

 

[stets]

This is just sad. Tammy is apparently too lazy to wash her own makeup brushes, so they bought a cheap $17 made in China piece of crap to clean them. I always wondered who was buying all of the weird, noname brand crap that clogs up Amazon search results. Apparently it's Jack and Tammy since Jack's "reviews" of this stuff make up half of the Tech Time videos.

 

[pairaducks]

This is just sad. Tammy is apparently too lazy to wash her own makeup brushes, so they bought a cheap $17 made in China piece of crap to clean them. I always wondered who was buying all of the weird, noname brand crap that clogs up Amazon search results. Apparently it's Jack and Tammy since Jack's "reviews" of this stuff make up half of the Tech Time videos.

"make up brushes have shampoo? Is there Conditioner?"
"no. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"

Lmao Tammy hates him

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

This looks exactly like what someone should be eating after 2 strokes.

This faggot isn't going to make it to christmas if he keeps this up.

Lets hope so. This fucker triggers me like no other internet personality has ever done. I just want the fucker to suffer and die so badly! Yes...yes indeed. I AM mad at the internet.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Lets hope so. This fucker triggers me like no other internet personality has ever done. I just want the fucker to suffer and die so badly! Yes...yes indeed. I AM mad at the internet.

What a weird choice of lolcow to get assflustered about. This site keeps tabs on animal rapists, abusers, manipulators, groomers, literal pedophiles and people with fetishes so demented that their threads are filled with debate on whether or not they're even serious. Jack is so comparatively benign, the worst thing he's ever done is bake a tray of congealed lime jello and cream cheese and act like it's a normal thing to do.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack is so comparatively benign, the worst thing he's ever done is bake a tray of congealed lime jello and cream cheese and act like it's a normal thing to do.

He choked out his son and goes to a church run by a murderer.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

He choked out his son and goes to a church run by a murderer.

Party Cheese Salad is worse than both of those things combined.