[5 March 2020] Phil’s Bankruptcy Court Hearing - It’s mah day off, dood!

[Salubrious]

He 100% did this on purpose to feign victory over duh tractors. Because nobody here anticipated he would reschedule his court meeting, that makes us stupid and him brilliant. He probably knew he wasn't gonna go even when he changed his day off, just to keep up appearances and really stick it to the trolls.

What a boob.

I don't know about that, but he is going to 100% say "there's all this wild speculation from these know nothing detractors. Everything is fine guys. Everything is fine. It's all being taken care of behind the scenes."

 

[TheTractor]

Maybe he thinks he can simply live under the bankruptcy protection and post pone his meeting every month

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

and everyone here was giving phil the benefit of the doubt. 'nothing's going to happen guys. you just show up then leave. even dsp can do that.'

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It seems Phil is taking the "bury your head in the sand and hope this shit works itself out" approach.
Aside from being an exceedingly unsound legal move (as others have said, the court may now take a more serious interest in his case), I think this is proof Phil knows just how royally fucked he is. He knows he's not getting out of this intact, and the sharks detractors are smelling blood and circling in. This delay is him attempting to deny reality for as long as possible, but he can't put this off forever.
The King of Hate is going to lose his crown and kingdom both. And we have front row seats.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I believe that is correct.

Where are you getting this information exactly?

I cant wait for the drunk, gin-fueled tweets tonight

 

[Keystone]

To add to this, he'll waddle out, avoid eye contact while nervously glancing around for any detractors, then waddle to the car and go home.

Once he's home he'll go on stream and spin some epic tale about how he walked into the court like this:

Then he'll continue on about how he sat down, gave a rousing speech to the judge and other lawyers about how he did everything right and there was nothing he could do about his debt, and the entire court clapped and said there's nothing to worry about. And anyone that says otherwise is some dumb fucking nudnik kid who doesn't know anything about financials.
Cue the lean in ban.

and everyone here was giving phil the benefit of the doubt. 'nothing's going to happen guys. you just show up then leave. even dsp can do that.'

Allow me to revise my last post with what actually ended up happening:

 

[RoyalBlast]

LMAO he just made the thing worse. He will do anything absolutely anything just to avoid being confronted or made fun of in real life.

 

[Shabobus]

I'm not sure why DSP would choose to do this, other than postponing the inevitable as a last attempt at ignoring reality. Not showing up doesn't seem to help him in any other way.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

He had all these other errands that was just more important! Gotta make sure Khet don't buy more potatos or waddle infront of a train.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Maybe he just got lost on the way to court?

we all know how well he listens to directions/instructions

Playing video games+ gin drinking has basically made it so that he can't go anywhere unless there are bright red arrows spelling it out for him and checkpoints.

 

[Conspiracy Victim]

i'm ignorant in american legalese, what are the consequences for doing something like this, if there are any?

 

[instythot]

Where are you getting this information exactly?

I cant wait for the drunk, gin-fueled tweets tonight

Some of us prefer drunk Skype leaks

 

[Collections Agent]

i'm ignorant in american legalese, what are the consequences for doing something like this, if there are any?

To put it in simple terms; you get fucked because they're not going to be as patient now

 

[detractorzer0]

i'm ignorant in american legalese, what are the consequences for doing something like this, if there are any?

Not much really. They reschedule, and potentially could toss it out. Phil's debt gain another month of nonpayment and another month of interest.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Where are you getting this information exactly?

I cant wait for the drunk, gin-fueled tweets tonight

He had a mole at the courthouse, dumb dumb

 

[Very Honest Content]

DSP WAS A NO SHOW

PUSHED TO MARCH 26TH

If he loses the Mooby for lolcow of the year 2019 he's trying to never fail the mission for 2020 voting! I bet he went to the wrong court. Where is the gacha mechanic gif from GB:F when you need it?

...What an absolute fuckup.

I wonder if...

Even Russ Greer made it to his suck him his pene lolsuits against pop stars and those were absolutely absurd star buddy constelations of allegations. What WWE Champions pull soothed him as Kat drove to the wrong court location I wonder?

Why let DSP know? It's public so people can if they want. Why reveal it? Keep him guessing.

There never was a contact and this is the cover story. Plus the skywriter reports he went to the wrong courthouse anyway...

He 100% did this on purpose to feign victory over duh tractors. Because nobody here anticipated he would reschedule his court meeting, that makes us stupid and him brilliant. He probably knew he wasn't gonna go even when he changed his day off, just to keep up appearances and really stick it to the trolls.

What a boob.

Mahds, ban any mention of March? (Especially 26th though.)

 

[DiabeticSP]

If he scheduled a postponement I don't see why his name would he called.

Maybe his lawyer said she needed more time to fix his shit so they bumped it back the month.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Tinfoil hat time

I'm thinking he didn't show up/postponed it to read up here and see if anyone went to the courthouse to stalk him, just so he can have the proof for it next time and not let anyone else inside the court room

Or what here someone said earlier: postpone it in hopes of the Coronavirus putting Washington in quarantine. That sounds like something Phil would do.

 

[TheBest]

"How was I supposed to know that I was scheduled to show up?"

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

question for the law posters- if a trustee makes their money by selling the debtor's assets, what's the incentive for the court to dismiss a case like phil's instead of rescheduling?

Maybe his lawyer said she needed more time to fix his shit so they bumped it back the month.

idk, the lawyer who filed for phil isn't doing anything without more money from him.